If You Had To See A Movie Opening Nationwide On January 23, 2015

no

the boy next door, obv. j-lo hasn't been in a decent movie in eons but it could be good for swimfan-like lols.

mortdecai is mystifying to me. that it exists, i mean.

i'm torn between the reliable laughs of a "______ from hell" thriller or the box covered in question marks that is mortdecai

strange magic is the kind of hellscape i doubt i could watch for more than five minutes on tv so it gets a strong pass theater-wise

wow, these all look so terrible, but: j-jo takes it, miss her in movies.

mortdecai cost about 15 times what the boy next door did - 60m to 4m, though i'm guessing depp got more up front and j-lo settled for a sizable back-end (HIYO!)

god only knows how much lucas wasted

I used to be a huge Johnny Depp stan but...either he's changed or I have, it would take a hell of a role/director to make me willingly watch him in anything now.

(This could happen with Downey Jr one day soon too I fear)

i've enjoyed some movies david koepp has done (his last was Premium Rush) but his last team-up with depp was Secret Window and his last comedy was Ghost Town, and the only other credit the screenwriter has is the Lance Bass vehicle On The Line

so, uh...yeah.

i was subject to the mortdecai trailer & i didnt think it looked *that* bad tbh
that said, id still never watch it

Is everybody here just dumpin off a la Scott Skiles waitin for someone else to shit on Strange Magic or

stay home and watch this -http://www.amazon.com/Humbling-Al-Pacino/dp/B00S8SNM4W/ref=sr_1_2?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1421893758&sr=1-2&keywords=the+humbling

a young and lustful lesbian (Greta Gerwig)

someone pls make that their display name for me

The Mortdecai novels are great - funny and nasty - the Deep film looks like a complete travesty of them.

I'll probably see Mortdecai at some point, but I suspect rewatching Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" video would be infinitely better and more time-efficient.

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The ads for The Boy Next Door give off some pleasingly trashy early 90s "erotic thriller" vibes, and the guy is easy on the eyes.

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