EXCELSiant LOLcial Commentary

because the third time's a charm and/or tragedies come in threes

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Yes

Gaslighting or gas-lighting[1] is a form of mental abuse in which false information is presented with the intent of making victims doubt their own memory, perception, and sanity.[2] Instances may range simply from the denial by an abuser that previous abusive incidents ever occurred, up to the staging of bizarre events by the abuser with the intention of disorienting the victim.

The term owes its origin to the play Gas Light and its film adaptations, after which it was coined popularly. The term has been used in clinical and research literature.[3][4]

interesting term, possible movie recommendation, srsly hearty and long lols, would discover again

― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Friday, September 5, 2014 9:37 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is it not a common phrase in the in ireland?

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, September 5, 2014 11:45 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

idk but never came across it myself

― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Friday, September 5, 2014 12:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nor have I

― Abandoned Amusement/FUN SHIRTS (seandalai), Friday, September 5, 2014 12:45 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you sure? i mean, i can recall a conversation we had about it just last week...

everything ok, dmac? are you feeling well?

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, September 5, 2014 12:49 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

well c'mon she has to go out like a gold-plated whore

at least she's been reunited with that original nose that broke off in Reagan's ass 32 years ago

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 7 September 2014 17:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For a guy with so much contempt for Joan rivers you sure do a lot of Joan rivers impressions

― da croupier, Sunday, 7 September 2014 18:53 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg vg+

clean

amazing thread so far all hail treesh

i just think of teens and college kids when i think of radiohead listeners. but, yeah, they can be highbrow too, i guess.

― scott seward, Monday, September 8, 2014 10:06 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more high than brow

― Daphnis Celesta, Monday, September 8, 2014 10:06 AM

yeah, "icon" status for a woman who rose to fame on jokes about how ugly she was is the same Lobotomized Feminism that would dance in the streets over the alleged symbolism of President HilRod.

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Saturday, September 6, 2014 11:44 PM (2 days ago)

it's like six degrees of kevin bacon except you have to connect ilx threads to democratic politicians and the only person allowed to play is morbs

― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, September 6, 2014 11:54 PM (2 days ago)

I've finished my GM script to reset a user's read threads -- if there's any interest, I'll share it, but where to upload it? userscripts.org is dead.

― Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Sunday, August 31, 2014 10:11 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'll wait for a non GM script you Monsanto devil

― nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Sunday, August 31, 2014 10:23 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dunno one issue I just thought of is that for people whose clothing doesn't have pockets, to check your phone is a hassle. my wife complains all the time about how even woman pants don't have pockets, or at best have very small pockets, so she has to keep her phone in a purse/bag/whatever, and so getting it out is a pain. so that could be a market for this thing...I don't know whether it's going to be fashionable for women though (it just looks like an iPod nano on your wrist doesn't it?)

― Euler, Wednesday, September 10, 2014 12:32 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there is also a market for apple to make womens pants w/ pockets

apple pants

― iatee, Wednesday, September 10, 2014 12:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Apple ipants

Applesauce* pants

*runny poopoo

I thought you guys were kidding about a five-star Fricke review. How'd I fool myself?

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, September 11, 2014 10:25 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't even want to read the review, but it just popped up in my email box this morning.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, September 11, 2014 10:27 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your neighbors overheard Fricke whispering, "Hee hee, this'll get Josh."

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, September 11, 2014 10:29 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have you tried deleting it?

― john wahey (NickB), Thursday, September 11, 2014 10:30 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You can't.

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, September 11, 2014 10:30 AM

xp, missed the obvious joke opp

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsDuB0YvDxcbst7CGtWLZQRgJdMZTcUd_SIgUIdlcrGcL3PvSmJw

You think the publisher brought Fricke into the office, poured a couple glasses of whisky, leaned over the table and said "I need you Fricke, I got a bad one here, worst yet, I need the old David Fricke review, I need your magic."

― chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 11 September 2014 19:24 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why does the Salt Lake Tribune have a "Polygamy" section

― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Thursday, September 11, 2014 5:22 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

onetwo guesses

― Οὖτις, Thursday, September 11, 2014 5:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't know if it's going to suck or not when the World's Oldest Person is all hep and meta and self-aware of the century-old narrative of being the World's Oldest Person and answers back to the reporter, "Oh, you know. Smoke weed every day, drink a gallon of bleach once a year and keep pullin' on that pork -- amirite? *winks at camera, dies*"

― pplains, Friday, September 12, 2014 3:29 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

after reading an article like that one, i start to think that maybe Pol Pot had a valid point or two.

― 뉴 메탈은 나머지 모든 보지 똥, 거기입니다 최고의 음악이다 (Eisbaer), Sunday, 14 September 2014 00:45 (1 hour ago) Permalink

kill everyone with eyeglasses?

― Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Sunday, 14 September 2014 00:47 (1 hour ago) Permalink

lol

Goon lol:

The Nas song he chose to put on one of these lists was "Made You Look". The song w/ the hook:

"They shootin! Ha Made You Look! Youre a slave to a page in my rhyme book! Getting big money playboy your times up, where the gangstas at, where the dimes at"

If Nas isn't coming with lyrics theres no point listening to Nas.

― Raccoon Tanuki, Friday, September 12, 2014 1:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well he's no travis scott

― k3vin k., Friday, September 12, 2014 1:28 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

If he's not singing "butts are leaking" on Bull, I'll be mighty disappointed.

― nikola, Monday, September 15, 2014 7:31 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he probably is.

speaking of leaking, i can't help feel a bit frustrated that this is available to stream so much earlier than the official release.

― monoprix à dimanche (dog latin), Monday, September 15, 2014 7:38 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How is the bitrate of the leak

― Rand McNulty (Jon Lewis), Monday, September 15, 2014 8:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How is the buttrate of the leak

― example (crüt), Monday, September 15, 2014 8:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

howd you get a refund form overtipping

― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Monday, 15 September 2014 17:30 (1 minute ago) Permalink

Do good work for others until one of them tips you

― 龜, Monday, 15 September 2014 17:32 (5 seconds ago) Permalink

Gonna be cray when Alan Thicke rips off Marvin Gaye Sr.

― pplains, Monday, 15 September 2014 17:39

dad jokes

haha

always thought "When Doves Cry" was a lifeless dirge

― Darin, Thursday, September 18, 2014 11:56 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe it's just like your mother.

― a guy named Christian White who represents the typical white Christian (Eric H.), Thursday, September 18, 2014 11:57 AM (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha ha

A+

I am a member of the game writers google group. 70% of the emails are about sharing PR contact info, asking for help when stumped on pre-release review games or setting up online sessions for those review games. The other 30% are about cats or pro wrestling. It's incredibly boring, which is why I only subscribe to the digest now.

― GM, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

(counts on fingers) That's 10% unaccounted for!

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm just overly optimistic about people. I was considering that it may have been poor wording. I get it.

― Evan, Thursday, September 18, 2014 10:31 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha fuck off and die

― mattresslessness, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:37 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sure!

― Evan, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:38 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know saying I'm overly optimistic sounds self congratulatory, I didn't mean it like that. Can we not ask someone to fuck off and die?

― Evan, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:49 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty please?

― mattresslessness, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:51 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i didn't ask

― mattresslessness, Thursday, September 18, 2014 12:51 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[Removed Illegal Image]

wait, why say 'pretty please?' if you aren't asking?

change of narrator

One time years ago I tried to buy a Hostess cupcake from a vending machine but I pushed the wrong button and accidentally purchased an orange flavored Hostess cupcake from the vending machine. It was a very bad snack. I threw it away and bought a carton of milk from the adjoining vending machine so as to wash the taste out of my mouth. The milk was thoroughly curdled. Two bad snacks were thrown away that day.

― I always wanted to be a hot dog, but I feel naked without a bun! (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 September 2014 19:33 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was a bad snack day, Old Lunch!

― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 19 September 2014 19:41 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I adore the alien chemical taste of orange Hostess cupcakes

Mold Lunch

milk isn't a snack

Left in a vending machine long enough

chunky milk, now with added milk chunks

^^^horrifying

unless it's mozzarella balls

i thought you called them your figgy puddings

[inside the conference room is some spotted dick]

ilxor: Nooooooo!

hey one of my best friends has vitiligo!

the high arts markers of 1914

blink 1892

― 💻 👀 (am0n), Wednesday, September 17, 2014 3:02 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol

Pumpkin Spice Recipe:
1/3 cup ground cinnamon
1 tablespoon ground ginger
1 tablespoon ground nutmeg or mace
1-1/2 teaspoons ground cloves
1-1/2 teaspoons ground allspice

― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, September 16, 2014 5:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pumpkin Recipe:
1 Pumpkin

― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, September 16, 2014 5:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a sucker for i and i

HAHAHAHAH

mom wrote this on thread extraordinary reggae on board I Love Music on 24-Dec-2015

Christmas a come - Eek a Mouse

wow it's like mother's day came early

just like your mom

wow it's like mother's day came early

― Mr. Snroombes (mattresslessness), Thursday, January 14, 2016 3:30 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just like your mom

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, January 14, 2016 3:32 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thanks, but that one was wide open

just like

the lord's arms

when he's supermanning matt's mom

lol

stellar form

lol i'm imagining you applauding from the doorway of this imagined scenario as you say that

lol

your mom has a really stellar form

Ah that's good work folks, good work.

your mom did some good work last night, let me tell you boy

Hi from me

everyone doing their as Norm-McDonald-as-Burt-Reynolds impressions itt

the guy from Cheers?

argh wait no I was thinking of Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery

I was of thinking of your mom

while Darrell Hammond took her from behind

Well it was going to die soon anyway

And don't even fucking think about saying it

your mom excels, see her threads.

something something spread... mom... sheets

EXCELSiant MOMcial Commentary

social MOMmentary

mom-enter-y faps of thee, son

fucking hell somebody start a new thread please

irl lol imago

ok, but it's going to be called forksCELSIOR's mLOLm

haaa

we did it folks

we slew the dread beast excelsior

http://www.jabberwocky.com/pics/jabberwocky.jpg

i'm so glad you guys are working hard in my relative absence

I know which of yr relatives hasn't been absent

i heard there are some guys who work hard (penis) in your mom's relative absence (vagina)

In other words people are having sex with your mom, and it's related to something else that was recently said

i'm so glad you guys are working hard in my relative absence

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, January 16, 2016 11:15 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know which of yr relatives hasn't been absent

― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Saturday, January 16, 2016 11:23 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

O.A.R. has a secretly huge audience

― Amira, Queen of Creativity (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, January 18, 2016 6:51 PM (8 minutes ago)

they're signed to Natalie Merchant's Secretly Huge label iirc

― some dude, Monday, January 18, 2016 6:55 PM (4 minutes ago)

lmao

I've got something secretly huge

a mom?

didn't someone start a new thread yet?

yes

EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

XD

lock your mom