swallowing your own puke

Have you done it

21st bday

oh yeah. 100s of times.

Oh, wait. you mean your own puke. Nevermind.

I guess it could be someone else's puke, if you purchased it and swallowed it later

Friend who's into BDSM drunkenly told a group of us about a game she and her then-boyfriend would play - during oral sex, she wanted him to gag her by forcing her head down until she'd vomit a bit, then she'd have to clean it up with her tongue and then complete the fellatio.

The group got very, very quiet for a while.

i wonder why

i can never find that thread juxtapositions thread when i need it

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The group got very, very quiet for a while.

Some may have even swallowed their own puke.

I'm pretty sure I've told this on ILX before, and it's more about NOT swallowing your own puke, but a good story anyway: A guy who lived on my freshman dorm floor in college was on a high school art-class trip to NYC from eastern Pennsylvania. This guy was a big tobacco chewer. Didn't smoke or drink, but loved to chew. So he's on the bus, about 20 minutes outside of New York, and it hits a bump or something and he swallows his tobacco. This is apparently a terrible thing that tends to induce instant vomiting, which is what happened with him. However, this guy was something of a control freak, and in the half-second he had to think about it, he resolved that he was not going to the guy who vomits on the school bus. Fortunately it's not a voluminous amount of vomit -- just about a mouth and a half full. So he catches it all in his mouth and puffed-out cheeks, and sits there silently for the next 20 minutes with a cup or two of vomit in his mouth, as the bus navigates through traffic and finally pulls up somewhere in Manhattan. (Dude was taciturn by nature, so probably nobody noticed he wasn't talking.)

As the students exit the bus, he waits his turn, then calmly walks over to the nearest trash can and -- unseen by teacher or classmates -- finally gets rid of the vomit in his mouth. I've never been able to decide if I admire this or not.

surprised that story's not 30 pages in the pale king

hahaha

Oh and no doubt about your guy, Tipsy, he deserves to be a recognized legend in some universe.

Friend who's into BDSM drunkenly told a group of us about a game she and her then-boyfriend would play - during oral sex, she wanted him to gag her by forcing her head down until she'd vomit a bit, then she'd have to clean it up with her tongue and then complete the fellatio.

The group got very, very quiet for a while.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, August 29, 2014 9:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

i did this with maybe one gram of a sweet Italian sausage tonight, at the ballgame. just a burp gone wrong tho.

can this thread be banned? i would like to ban this thread.

bump

quite difficult if you're doing serious puking, might have to develop some kind of circular puking technique

i posted this important thread because i have done it. not a lot, just a little. sometimes you're in a social situation where puking on the floor or on your shirt is completely unacceptable. i realize that swallowing a bit of your own puke (think about 1.5 - 2.0 ounces tops) is also completely unacceptable to some people. but i have been in situations where it is was the preferable choice. not something you would ever want to do, but the better of two terrible options.

somehow this came up last friday, and everyone in the vehicle expressed disbelief that ANYONE could swallow a bit of their own puke. i refused to believe that it was so unusual, although of course i'm willing to accept that it's not something that most people have ever done, that some people would consider it beyond the pale and i certainly don't recommend it to anyone who has another option. but later in the evening, under a beautiful clear starlit night camping in the adirondacks, someone who was in the vehicle confided to me that they, too, had swallowed their puke in the past. they just didn't want to admit to as much in the car.

and so i assume that there are people reading this who have had swallowed a shot or two but won't admit it. but that's ok. just keep living a lie ya'll, it's ok

'swallow my pride’ should have placed higher in the ramones poll if that song is about this.

circular puking technique

P sure he wld be called Evan Barfer in Mad Magazine's 'Lighter Side of Free Improv' piece

This weekend I saw a performer self-induce vomiting but walked out when I saw her scooping it back up.

woke up in the middle of the night over the weekend and had a sour burp, which is kind of like a little stomach acid rising to the back of your throat. I swallowed it back down, obv