Maura Hates Fun

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maura hates the following "fun" things:

- nu-girl pop stars (avril, michelle, etc.)
- sleater-kinney circle jerking
- fred durst & nu-mook culture
- obsessively quoting pop culture mainstays
- alternative weeklies
- fun

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:48 (12 years ago) Permalink

convince her she is wrong.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:49 (12 years ago) Permalink

I think it's a very poor career decision for Maura to hate alternative weeklies.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:51 (12 years ago) Permalink

nitsuh how does this fit in with your anger towards indie girls who don't do anything with their lives?

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:52 (12 years ago) Permalink

what is an 'alternative weekly'?

michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:54 (12 years ago) Permalink

and can i eat it?

michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:54 (12 years ago) Permalink

(i think i'm getting the hang of this)

michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 10 October 2002 14:55 (12 years ago) Permalink

Lawd, Jess, get it right: it was "I don't want to date indie girls who work at video and/or vintage clothing stores and/or coffeeshops." The book and record stores were exempt, and so was vintage clothing for a while based on this one blonde girl at Fly Boutique. But they closed, so it's on again.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:03 (12 years ago) Permalink

nitsuh, do you hate sex?

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:05 (12 years ago) Permalink

Ask your girlfriend.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:07 (12 years ago) Permalink

shall i? she's making breakfast.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:08 (12 years ago) Permalink

more importantly, how does maura feel about viking kitties?

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:08 (12 years ago) Permalink

maura in no rock'n'roll fun shockah!

Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:08 (12 years ago) Permalink

Maura likes Andrew WK though so that's OK.

Tom (Groke), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:14 (12 years ago) Permalink

OH MY GOD. VIKING KITTIES **RULE**
(makes sign of devil with forefinger and pinky)

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:20 (12 years ago) Permalink

Is Andrew WK the acceptable face of fun?

Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:26 (12 years ago) Permalink

of course

vic (vicc13), Thursday, 10 October 2002 15:50 (12 years ago) Permalink

hahaha Jess, why do you think she hates fun? Just because she has dislikes - which I for the most also share - doesn't mean she doesn't have fun?!? Uh, I had great fun seeing Simon professing his love for Avril. It's so cuuuuuuuuute.

nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 10 October 2002 16:01 (12 years ago) Permalink

nath, it's a joke thread, see.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 October 2002 16:03 (12 years ago) Permalink

maura likes wrestling, so I'll forgive her dislike of avril et al.

apart from fred durst and fun, I dunno what the other things are, so who am I to judge?

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 October 2002 16:04 (12 years ago) Permalink

does maura like petting bunnies?

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 10 October 2002 17:38 (12 years ago) Permalink

Heh heh, "petting bunnies".

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 October 2002 17:39 (12 years ago) Permalink

I love the name Maura & viking kittens... What does Maura THINK is fun?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 17:47 (12 years ago) Permalink

Hair metal.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 10 October 2002 17:47 (12 years ago) Permalink

hair metal is great!

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 10 October 2002 17:49 (12 years ago) Permalink

jel luckily wrestling is not fun

Josh (Josh), Thursday, 10 October 2002 23:42 (12 years ago) Permalink

maura is smart woman therefore no fun at all.

di smith (lucylurex), Friday, 11 October 2002 00:56 (12 years ago) Permalink

nath hates joke threads. also, fun.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 11 October 2002 04:24 (12 years ago) Permalink

nitsuh, those girls are great fun to date, um, that is, like, if any of them wanted to date me:(

gareth (gareth), Friday, 11 October 2002 04:37 (12 years ago) Permalink

sorry gareth, you're just not as much of a discerning conn-o-seur of the bottom rung of hipster chicks as our man nitsuh.

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 11 October 2002 04:53 (12 years ago) Permalink

bottom rung of hipster chicks

my favourite spot on the ladder

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 11 October 2002 05:04 (12 years ago) Permalink

sleater-kinney circle jerking

:-O

Shemales! I.N. S.H.O.C.K.

And sadly, this still sheds no light on their sexual prefs

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 11 October 2002 05:58 (12 years ago) Permalink

Well Im sure Maura is a very fun loving person. I mean Maura is a girl and girls just want to have fun. Cyndi Lauper says so, so it must be true.

gazza, Friday, 11 October 2002 07:14 (12 years ago) Permalink

Mark S: if you haven't visited the Viking Kitten link above, you must! Trust me.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 11 October 2002 19:04 (12 years ago) Permalink

7 years pass...

turkeylurkeyknull, Saturday, 27 March 2010 09:33 (4 years ago) Permalink

11 months pass...

congrats to maura for being named village voice music editor!

kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

Yep!

Maura rules.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

Lol @ this is the thread that gets bumped

i been serving humble pie since he had small faces (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

the other choices were like "are all village voice music editors this stupid" and "why does everyone on ilx like the village voice so much" and another funny one about white chicks with big butts

kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

I think it's a very poor career decision for Maura to hate alternative weeklies.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, October 10, 2002

First time I get to type this: nabisco otm

Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

the other choices were like "are all village voice music editors this stupid" and "why does everyone on ilx like the village voice so much" and another funny one about white chicks with big butts

lol i just bumped this thread over on ilm ^^

oops!

thank you ilxor for starting this much needed thread (ilxor), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:22 (3 years ago) Permalink

Oh, awesome.

Joseph Beuys II Men (jaymc), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:46 (3 years ago) Permalink

right on!

some dude, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

congrats!

gr8080 sings the blues (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 14 March 2011 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

leaves popdust in a cloud of dust

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 March 2011 20:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

what's harvilla moving on to

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 March 2011 20:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

also congrats

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 March 2011 20:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

harvilla's moving to rhapsody, which is rhad, because now he's on my coast. also super happy for maura.

difficult listening hour, Monday, 14 March 2011 20:08 (3 years ago) Permalink


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