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ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 09:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Mummy, I'm scared

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 09:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night:

I offered to come up to London again, to go to a club (not one of the ilXOr clubs like FATS, Seal or Popular/FT though) but Martin Skidmore was insistent that London would come to Bristol instead. In the end there was about twenty of us*, and decided to go to Espionage at the Thekla. While waiting in the queue some local kids started lobbing clods of earth at us from the roof of the restaurant next door - Matt DC decided to lob one back and cracked the window of the restaurant. The bouncers then ushered us in and had us wait in the cloakroom** until the police turned up (though strangely they let us buy drinks in the meantime). They took statements but didn't pursue it because it was too much effort and we danced the night away. I snogged one of our party*** just before I woke up.

*Not just London people

** The cloakroom was not that of the Thekla (which I'm not even sure has one), but of a very large theatre.

***I have had two, much ruder, dreams about this person recently which is why I have kept them anonymous. I am beginning to find it disconcerting.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 09:50 (eighteen years ago) link

The other night I had a dream about someone from work, who then morphed into Stacey Dahlin. Which was slightly odd.

(it was a non-rude dream, but I can't remember much else about it)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 09:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream about Shimura Curves last night! They were playing at a big Poptimism festival we were throwing, although for some reason they had my brother as a fifth member on keyboards. Loads of Ilxors were milling about and dancing and I was supposed to DJ, but had to apprehend a murderess backstage who was trying to kill Tom. Every time I got near her, two girls who'd been fighting over me because I'd been seeing both of them at once kept getting in the way, but I eventually shook them off and pushed the murderess into the Thames, then escaped on a boat.

I think the Shimura Curves song playing in the dream was Elephants.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I am not about to insist that all of London ILX come down to London for a FAP, as they would just ignore me anyway. I did like the Thekla though, once upon a time. In Suzy-style A-list namedropping, I remember chatting with the Flatmates there once...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Now I think about it, the murdress might have borne a passing resemlance to Chrissy from Eastenders.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 10:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck me, what is this, ILX dreams week?

Last night Kate stole my old band and kicked out Gary and I. SHE MADE THEM MUCH BETTER and they were quite successful. I had to make polite noises about how Doug and Alexis deserved it, though I was really twisted and bitter about it really.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Friday, 30 September 2005 09:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I never ever thought I’d do this but last night I had a dream where I moved into a house share and ken c (!?) there and he complained that my music was too loud and it was putting him off when he was practicing his mixing.

I wouldn’t mind but I have never met him.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Friday, 30 September 2005 10:13 (eighteen years ago) link

i have no idea why i had a dream about ken c turning up at my parents' family party, but i did. he was perfectly charming, i was a bumbling fool.

i never thought i'd have an ilx dream.

g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:54 (eighteen years ago) link

aw, i think you're all dreaming about me and mixing and partying because you guys are anticipating forget about the sugar on friday!

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 08:59 (eighteen years ago) link

nope, I never dream about you and i am anticipating missing forget about the sugar on friday!

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, no wonder I've been waking up exhausted from turning up in other peoples' dreams!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:18 (eighteen years ago) link

i never thought i'd have an ilx dream

tell me about it, i thought you were all a little strange for dreaming about each other.

not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Strange how Suzy turns up in ILx dreams so often. Perhaps she's our collective guilty conscience.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 09:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a nightmare last night. Around half of London ILx were involved and it took place at a FAP in a building that was half Sam Smith's pub and half stately home. I was stuck in a typically nightmareish situation and harly anyone would or could help me and I was crying and crying ande embarrassed about making a huge scene, but I couldn't stop. I remember Cis being unable to stand up or speak (through odd forces, not drink) and just smiling helplessly at me over a table. Suzy refused to talk to me about anything other than superficial chit chat. She was sitting opposite a woman in some kind of uniform and at first I thought Suzy was helping her wind wool, but actually the woman was tying Suzy's wrists together. Every time Carsmile Steve came to talk to me the floor moved and pulled him away. Stevem and Kate wouldn't or couldn't turn and face me. William BS was very sweet and pointed out a door I could get through (although, for reasons best known to dream William, he had dyed his hair a bizarre bright ginger colour.)Matt DC eventually got me out of the main room, but the house carried on in these endless corridors. I was just about to get out and I woke up. I'd been crying inmy sleep and now I have the kind of headache that gives.

Anna (Anna), Friday, 7 October 2005 08:33 (eighteen years ago) link

That's really really horrible! Though it does make a strange dream sense given the stress that you've been under lately.

Damn, I hope you realise that my real self would turn and face you unlike my dream self - I'm sure occult forces were at work in the dream situation to make me so rude!

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 7 October 2005 08:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I think they were. Cis looked like she was about to cry too.

Anna (Anna), Friday, 7 October 2005 08:49 (eighteen years ago) link

i had a dream the other night where ckb and i were somewhere on the gulf coast, stumbling through the remains of an amusement park/historical theme park that had been ravaged by time and weather (pre-katrina, but post-katrina as well obv). we there there for a long time and met a guy who showed us all the weird things that the tide pulled ashore -- a dead pig being one of them (he tried to make bacon with it but it was spoiled). there were other people hanging around there, on the abandoned rides, in the games booths... seedy-looking down-in-the-mouth guys with metal detectors and drug paraphernalia and whatnot. i half-expected them to say "warriors, come out and play-eee-yay."

jbr is the value obtained from the leptonic branching ratio measurement and (Jod, Friday, 7 October 2005 08:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm going to start referring to certain current events as "occult forces" from now on, as it would explain a lot. ;-)

With really scary dreams like that, I find it helps to analyse them, break them down, and then find a way to laugh at the stress behind it. It strips the dreamfear of its power.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Friday, 7 October 2005 08:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i had a dream that rjg just HATED my cooking.

ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 7 October 2005 18:01 (eighteen years ago) link

First ILX dream EVAH and it was horrid. Dream opens with me being told that my wedding is being moved up for convenience and it's going to take place within DAYS. I don't feel ready but by this time all the preparation is done and it would cost too much to cancel, although for some reason most of the festivities are excised, so no dress, no dinner, no celebration.

There's also no honeymoon so the next thing I know I've been packed off by new husband to live with his parents in some Pennsylvania farm town where no one knows that I smoke and I just KNOW that everyone will disapprove of me, they will hate me, and my husband (who never has a name or a face) won't even come home, I'm just there to learn to fit into his family's lifestyle. BUT THE ILX PART is that somehow this guy is a friend of ALLY & TOM'S, he and Tom work together or something, and we're all living together in the basement of this ranch house, sleeping in a row of twin beds like some kind of fucking orphanage, and Ally is the only good thing in my life, the only person who hasn't already passed judgement.

So yeah, thanks a LOT for introducing me to someone who would ship me off, keep me out of sight, etc. Some friends YOU TWO ARE.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 13:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Ugh OMG rural Pennsylvania--I would never allow for this.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

The worst part was the rising panic as my options snapped closed, one by one, and the feeling of being trapped just grew and grew, and the knowledge that I'd ruined it, I'd ruined my one chance to be married and/or happy and I could never tell my mother because her heart would break. My god I'm crying just remembering it....

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:50 (eighteen years ago) link

That is a really horrible, horrible dream. :(

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Marcello: when I joined NME I had to tell at least three otherwise intelligent writers what zeitgeist meant. I don't know if that's relevant here but considering how life has been recently I'll say Anna's one was eerie.

suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I was in Uxbridge shopping centre with some pals. I saw Stevem, I think I ignored him. I felt kinda guilty when I woke up.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream on Saturday that I was battling the giant squid they just found in Japan with the aid of AdamRl and Ong-Bak the Thai Warrior.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I went to bed last night hoping to dream of lady pirates that morphed into ice cream cones but it just didn't happen for me.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Then there was this other dream about a dude called Knutson, no one liked him. I think some Hollywood actress was leading the campaign against him, I can't quite recall which one. Chris (London ILX version) told me to let a door shut in Knutson's face.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I've had that dream Dan, it's over-rated.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

That's a real classic, Jocelyn!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I haven't had an ILX dream in so long! Maybe it's because I've been being a little abstemious with the ILXing.

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm suprised, Rox, cause this:

Last night: I had to give Barima a ride from the Knoxville airport to my house, where he was crashing. He was wearing a kind of blue/red, argyle sweater vest and carrying a solitary, brown train case. My IRL friend Ben demanded to be in charge of Rima's travel money, shoving the cash greedily into his pockets. Rima said something like "Um, are you even sure of the amounts?" and Ben was like, "YES, TWENTY SEVEN IN THE FRONT POCKET AND FIFTY SEVEN IN THE BACK. I'VE GOT IT."
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), April 15th, 2005.

is fucking astounding. Taken me this long to see it too. My youngest brother has a case pretty much matching that description and I nearly bought a pink/purple argyle sweater vest on Sunday, though I want one full stop. And I want to crash at your place someday.


I dreamed recently that I finally hooked up with Mutya from the Sugababes and we had this fanatstic relationship where we took the piss out of each other constantly, had great "chemistry" and I was the perfect father to her mondo adorable baby daughter, but The Lex ultimately renounced his friendship with me because he kept objecting over Mutya having a post-birth sex life or something (just like in real life).

BARMS, Tuesday, 11 October 2005 17:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I actually dreamed last night that Oprah died, and the whole time that I was watching the insane media coverage, I was thinking "Huh. I just had a dream the other night that this happened."

I usually stay away from "dream threads", but I just wanted to put this down somewhere to jinx my dream from coming true. Long live Oprah. You owe me your life.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream the other night that I was in America and I went to visit some friends in the middle of a desert and it turned out that we were staying at Allyzay's house. Her father owned a zoo/safari park type thing out the back yard, and we sat and looked at hippos and alligators and bears running around. Then someone showed me a magazine, a sort of Hello! type thing, and it was full of glamorous pictures of an engagement party and it was Tombot and Allyzay, all glamorous and Hello!-magaziney.

I have no friends in deserts in the middle of the states, and have never met Allyzay and Tombot.

The next night I had another ILX dream, but I can't remember it at all.

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Argh, last night I dreamed I had sex with an ILX0r. I'm kind of disturbed. I mean, I do kind of fancy him, but it was still weird to dream of sex with someone you know like that. Weex.

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 09:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream last night that all ilx posts were written in yoda grammar

Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 13 October 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link

unclear, the meaning is

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to have some more shagging ilx0r dreams soon

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to have some more shagging ilx0r dreams soon

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night I dreamt that Ed was removing shop fittings from a closed-down Warp Records shop. Then I went to see The Futureheads with Lex. Get out of my dreams you lot. (And before anyone comes back with the obvious joke, i do not drive and have no car.)

Anna (Anna), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i want to have some more tea soon

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

well that's a goal we all share.

xxpost

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

So apparently my subconscious is on a roll with the ILXness cos the other night I dreamt that Carly and I were tired from walking around town and she was feeling bloo so we ducked into a nearby cafe to rest & cheer up. Unfortunately, in a twist from the "why'd the NYC diner kick us out for ordering fries?" thread, it was NO CAFE but in fact Anthony Bourdain's new (imaginary) restaurant and we couldn't stay unless we ordered serious food. Fortunately there was a prix fixe menu with an Argentine-themed option for $30 a head; meal consisted of a cut of beef and a cottage loaf of homemade bread. No veg, apparently!

At some point the Nick Lowe song "So It Goes" was played in the restaurant (which was empty but for us) and AB was favorably impressed that both Carly and I sang along -- so he sent a bottle of champagne to our table, and it tasted like strawberries. That's all I remember.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

(I have to confess, I'm ever so slightly disappointed that no one has actually asked which ILX0r I had dream sex with. Or even tried to guess.)

Paranoid Spice (kate), Thursday, 13 October 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I had this bizarre dream last night that the guys in my band were going on about maria tessa sciarrino -- saying how pretty she is and stuff. One f them said she had a "kind mouth" or somesuch. I was like "Ha! You don't even KNOW her! *I* know her!!" or something. What?

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a dream on Saturday that I was battling the giant squid they just found in Japan with the aid of AdamRl and Ong-Bak the Thai Warrior.

Somewhat likely.

Lion-O (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

(I have to confess, I'm ever so slightly disappointed that no one has actually asked which ILX0r I had dream sex with. Or even tried to guess.)
-- Paranoid Spice (masonicboo...), October 13th, 2005.

Fine. It's Ken. Y'happy?

BARMS knows it's really him. Yeah, really. No, really., Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Mark C.?

Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 October 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link


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