Have you had your Christmas fuck yet?

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Wait, wait, there's such a thing as a "Christmas fuck"?? Dude, I have 29 Christmases to make up for.

Laurel, Saturday, 4 March 2006 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah what she said!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 4 March 2006 00:23 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

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chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

You fucked Shanny? n1

dan m, Monday, 24 December 2007 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki da triumphant

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link

you got yr redwings yet, shrimp?

chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 09:07 (sixteen years ago) link

moley very happy.

moley, Monday, 24 December 2007 09:33 (sixteen years ago) link

who puts a basket containing a kitten on top of a freezer?

blueski, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I was thinking more, you know, pussy in the kitchen, doggy style. Oh God please may my lover never find this thread.

moley, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:43 (sixteen years ago) link

root cluedo

electricsound, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:46 (sixteen years ago) link

copped a xmas feel

pc user, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I think "lover" is one of my least favorite words ever. It's right up there with "moist" and "panties" making "My lover's moist panties" a horrible horrible combination.

ENBB, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link

two hours ago. planning it took some of the fun out, but not all.

darraghmac, Monday, 24 December 2007 13:05 (sixteen years ago) link

gf just phoned to tell me that she's just come on, so I'm getting nuffing this xmas (and redwings do nothing for me I'm afraid.) Looks like wine and lego star wars will be getting more than it's fair share

The Wayward Johnny B, Monday, 24 December 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

max had sex on a boat in cleveland?

homosexual II, Monday, 24 December 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c21/PaisleyScott/santa.jpg

homosexual II, Monday, 24 December 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Uh.

Tuomas, Monday, 24 December 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Happy Christmas, Mandee!

Tuomas, Monday, 24 December 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Surely he's holding the mistletoe in the wrong place.

Billy Dods, Monday, 24 December 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

U GOT IT RIGHT MANDEE

max, Monday, 24 December 2007 18:17 (sixteen years ago) link

is that tuom of finland?

mookieproof, Monday, 24 December 2007 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

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Will M., Monday, 24 December 2007 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I think "lover" is one of my least favorite words ever. It's right up there with "moist" and "panties" making "My lover's moist panties" a horrible horrible combination.

-- ENBB, Monday, December 24, 2007 7:58 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

you are a unique flower

and what, Monday, 24 December 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

a moist, unique flower

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 24 December 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

haha, my sister-in-law hates the word "moist" too, so i spend most christmases trying to figure out ways to use it nonchalantly

sanskrit, Monday, 24 December 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link

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Post-Red Wing photo.

My girlfriend is totally bumming me out this holiday. I’ll be alone, drunk, and watching Battlestar Galactica.

Mr. Goodman, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahha

chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

i dated a girl that hated "moist" - it was so visceral. i quickly became an expert at using it seemingly by accident until i eventually went too far with it.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

like 80% of girls i know hate at least one of "moist," "panties" and "lover"

max, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Mandee fucking rules

LJ is that supposed to mean ass sausages? xpost

Abbott, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link

donkee punch

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+punch

xp

gr8080, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:46 (sixteen years ago) link

i kinda prefer "ass sausages"

Just got offed, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

It is so obvious now.

Abbott, Monday, 24 December 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I haven't even had my Halloween fuck

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 24 December 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

wait, I mean.... Election day

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 24 December 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

no joy with black metal girl ;_;

Just got offed, Monday, 24 December 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link

She never called back

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 24 December 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I'll run into her again

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 24 December 2007 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

xmas orgasm, but not really fuck

roxymuzak, Monday, 24 December 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

there is almost zero chance of this happening

gbx, Monday, 24 December 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

there is almost zero chance of this happening

-- gbx, Monday, December 24, 2007 2:59 PM (Monday, December 24, 2007 2:59 PM) Bookmark Link

too true. i think there's currently a less than zero percent chance of this happening.

chicago kevin, Monday, 24 December 2007 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link

less than zero percent chance with me. unless i run into someone super irresistible with a horny raygun at blockbuster video here in a few minutes.

homosexual II, Monday, 24 December 2007 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link


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