it's like the beautiful eastern european small boobs wife thank you how delicious guy of yelp
― steamed hams (harbl), Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Whiney post must be a joke.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
nah dudehttp://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=8SFMInrsguCSuaznnqI0PQ
― Moribund the Burgerphone (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 26 September 2009 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
"0 Friends"
― musically, Saturday, 26 September 2009 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
and his first review did not indicate what was to come:
"Great food, generous portions, inattentive waitstaff."
They seem to be getting longer and longer.
his el greco diner one is grate
― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 26 September 2009 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v226/761/1/n293700085_1991.jpg
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
http://static1.px.yelp.com/static/20091022/i/new/ico/stars/stars_map.png
― carne asada, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
lol that didn't work right
yelp party photos are pretty hilarious imo
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
i meant to post something here a couple weeks ago and now i can't find it. not even sure it was actually yelp.
someone wrote on a review of an ethiopian restaurant "i thought i would like this because i have had nigerian food and really enjoyed it." lol :(
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds like yelp to me : /
― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
After repeatedly telling friends I didn't want to celebrate my birthday... I crawled out from under my rock and met them out for an impromptu drink anyway. Liquid Kitty and bartender Damien... thanks for getting celebrations off to a merciless start. The low lighting, loud music, vintage porn, friendly bartenders and drink specials...
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday extreme specials:
$3 Low Lifes = well shot and PBR$5 medium cocktails... what ever that means$2 PBR
- friendly locals bar- metered street parking free after 6pm- great specials, strong drinks- wide range of specialty cocktails- dark bar... did I mention loud?- there's a back table available for a group of 15 or so- bar was at 70% capacity on a Tuesday night, with 2 booths or so left. Start here then move else where.
Well, 27 better show me something .... or I will destroy it. Wait. What...
I need 4 advils... stat.
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― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
what ever that means
― Bobby Wo (max), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link
jesus christ
http://valleywag.gawker.com/5397344/yelp%20fight-participant-i-was-trying-to-apologize
― akm, Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Has there already been a Yelp-centered Law & Order episode?
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 5 November 2009 09:20 (fourteen years ago) link
fwiw that lady just spent 3 days jail on 5150 watch. she is 1000% cuckoo, she used to have a bookstore in west portal that i went to once... seriously bonkers.
― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, November 5, 2009 3:20 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark
kind of! but it was like yelp+4chan+redstate. +schizophrenia iirc
― goole, Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
i feel like at this point most people i know have written a review or two on yelp, usually along the lines of, "This place had pretty good food, I recommend it. Parking sucks, though." i think the intolerable ones are the ones whose lives revolve around the site.
― jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link
i use yelp all the time to be totally honest its just that i become filled with a seething hatred for the human race every time
― Bobby Wo (max), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i think the site is 98% normal folks using it and 2% awful human beings getting all culty about it.
― jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
*casually using it
i dunno man like two-thirds of the reviews clock in at like three paragraphs which doesnt scream "casual use" to me
― Bobby Wo (max), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link
someone reviewed a lake.
― goole, Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
i guess i was thinking about people who use it as a guide but don't actually write any reviews.
― jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Echo Park Lake4 star ratingbased on 57 reviews
― jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
reviewing lakes is funny to me
― Bobby Wo (max), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
someone reviewed a grave
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm going to start yelping my bus rides
― Mr. Que, Friday, March 13, 2009 9:00 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
never did this
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=smRRcUJeSnlwXc7k1JB6Kw
― goole, Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
can i yelp my own house?
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Salut
Categories: French, American (New)3 star rating 11/4/2009 I live a few blocks from here and have only been a few times in 2 years. The main reason I don't like going back? The D-bag bartender who takes his role of "French" restaurant employee a little to much to heart. I went to France this summer for vacation and only ran into one server that equaled this pretentious bastard.
The food is good, and their specials are almost always convincing enough to get you to leave the menu for the greener pastures of the daily creation (short ribs were fantastic). This was also the first place I've ever had raw oysters and I continue to eat them today. They were great.
But that bartender. I get kinda angry just seeing him behind the bar when I bypass it for the restaurant. If you ever go, you'll know who he is by how he actively ignores all but the most attractive of the Edina cougar set. Lose him, and I'd give this place another star in a heartbeat.
If that bartender should ever happen to read this, dude, be less douche-y. You know who you are.
― ♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, November 5, 2009 10:29 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban
no shit, the bookstore that was by Radioshack? I used to hang out there before it closed...
― musically, Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
everything about this is insane
The Burger Place
Category: American (Traditional)4 star rating 11/3/2009 Good burgers for a good price. They have a large menu of specialty burgers and it's a quick lunch with tasty food. Everyone is friendly and the place is always busy at lunch.
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=ebC_pH92K4uxyDenoXb5bg
The Corner Office Restaurant and Martini Bar
Categories: Bars, American (New)Neighborhoods: Northwest, CBD2 star rating 10/16/2009 We went here for drinks before dinner, and it was OK. I can't find a drink menu online (Flash isn't working), so bear with me on the drink descriptions.
My friend recommended the Pimm's, but they were out of cucumber. I chose a pear-champagne cocktail, which was syrupy sweet and not shaken/cold enough for my taste. It was hard to finish. Others ranged from my level of satisfaction (Red Bull / Orange SKYY was also too sweet) to actually satisfied (straight whiskey) with their drinks. At $9 a pop, I expected a bit more - more fanfare, more quality liquor (mine was made with SKYY), better taste.
― goole, Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
protip, if you don't want something sweet, don't get a) pear-champagne cocktail or b) red bull and orange vodka.
― goole, Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
more fanfare?
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:02 (fourteen years ago) link
he wanted people to applaud him for drinking a pear-champagne cocktail
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
it's a lady.
― goole, Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link
btw any yelp review that says a restaurant is in a neighborhood that is a little bit "ghetto" is probably just referring to the fact that it's located in a middle-class hispanic area.
― jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^ this applies to pretty much anything anyone uses 'ghetto' for most of the time. it's prettyrare that saying ghetto doesn't immediately render a person despicable
― how rad bandit (gbx), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
great thread
i'll fucking murder a yelp reviewer
when my friend worked at a pizza place, a yelper once called him "insouciant" in a review (just thinking about this makes me lol irl)
they were like "The insouciant host was not concerned that there were pizza crusts on the floor" or whatever
he texts me fake yelp reviews all the time and it fuckin slays me, i wish i saved them or something
― spergliacci (cankles), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
uh, excuse me, i need more chinese five spice infused ranch dipping sauce for my wanton venison poppers?
― spergliacci (cankles), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link
the "unreliable narrator" is a yelp constant, as was mentioned upthread
― jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
hey yall here's the worst yelper
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=F6wPcddxMJL8D8uX0t-GJw
"This place is a god damn dump. The food was poorly made and looked like they sloped turky on there. they did not even cut the sandwich. this place is dirty as hell. the works are ignorant."
― spergliacci (cankles), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man fuckin goldmine here:
http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=GY9LJaxKP7tXlxExBE1J_Q
rvws are all in a sqrl police/marissa stylee + "indie girl in comedy moustache" userpic
there's a review of a party. a yelp party. five stars.
― goole, Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
lol canks i thought the first couple said "did not eat here" and i was like, ok, that's kind of great
Today will be the last time i will go there. They have joined the group of restaurants that has tacked on a 4% fee to cover restaurant worker health care. This is disclosed in an italic font in the middle of the menu, probably so you will skip over it.
UGH HEALTH CARE FOR THE WORKING CLASS? NOT ON MY WATCH
― spergliacci (cankles), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Eye Carumba Optometry
Category: OptometristsNeighborhood: Financial District1 star rating 3/25/2009 recepitionist is dumb and rude
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― goole, Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link
review of the day:
Allen C.
Los Angeles, CA6/2/20095 star ratingBottega Louie
Still LOVE Bottega Louie!! But this is an OMG update. So, after work, I'm on a mission to buy some Famima goods in Downtown before heading home. Then I see Bottega Louie. So of course I decided to stop by for some deli case items for din din. I'm standing there at the counter and a sweet employee comes up to me holding a tray of all kinds of cookies and other goodies. She asks me if I need anything and positions the tray in front of my face. I look at her and say "yes, I think I'm going to get some of these things (pointing to deli case)" and then I look at the tray and say, "oooh, can I get one of those cookies" and before she can say anything, I reach for a cookie and pop it in my mouth. She looks at me funny and says, "yeah of course you can have one". Anyway, I purchase my block of mac n' cheese, a quiche lorraine, and 5 macarons. Then it dawns upon me. She was holding a BAKING TRAY!! They WEREN'T samples!! She was bringing the baked goods to the back!! I JUST STOLE A COOKIE FROM BOTTEGA LOUIE!! That would explain the whispers and snickers behind the counter. I think I'm turning red. I hate myself.
Oh, btw, the mac n' cheese was a little pricey, but very good. The quiche lorraine was perfect and of course, I can never say anything bad about the macarons. Okay, there, an official review.
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― jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 5 November 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link