have you shagged ariane yet?

this bitch is crazy

My supersecret rape tactics didn't work.

hump her in the jeep, hump her in the hottub, hump her on the couch, there you go

I haven't located her duct tape yet.

Congratulations, I am impressed. Lets spend the evening together.

That's the end of the game right?

I'm honestly a little disturbed that so many of you were able to play past like the first five turns. No harm, no fowl, but this shit is, uh, how do I say, terrifyingly fucked up.

first turn: what do you do?

1. nothing

2. break through the window of this hot bitch's apartment

second turn: what do you do?

1. grab tits

2. say something about her eyes

3. grab tits

I'm so drunk, I jumped in the pool fully clothed.

And that's my fault? I tried to warn her...

genocide, folks

"You have charm, a good kiss, and great moves, but I`m getting hungry."

Read some more poetry

This is exactly how I reacted aged 17.

You were.....LJ?

Yes, but even less successful with the ladiez.

That one famous LJ post (you know the one)

There's a pic for that exact scenario!

(ok, maybe there isn't)

I know thoreau is a reductionist simpleton in 2008 but seriously what in the fingersplit asshole of satan hath we wrought upon ourselves

bad enough pash (who *jaymc* owns like maybe two pages of porn) went and played this and STILL I had to be the guy that marks this thread for what is is and even then it continues to get WORSE and WORSE why the FUCK do the internet keep making me have to feel like some kind of republickan this shit is RONG 7000 allah HELP ME

imagine that last post said all in one breath with a big hopeless sad gasp at the end

you're doomed
we're all doomed

tombot mad at tig ol bitties

tombot not getting further than Are You Over 18?

your responses are even more frightening than the simulacra themselves

YOU'VE GOTTA TELL THEM! SOYLENT GREEN IS PERVERTS!

WHAT U BEDTIME?

Dude, get one sense of humor.

(directed at Tombot, not Ed)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2388/2198734599_6382621995.jpg

http://www.linternaute.com/sortir/cinema/diaporama/06/blondes-fatales/kristanna-loken.jpg

"Come on Tombot"

"what are you frightened of"

Your search - "tools of our own machines" - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
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"my name is legion for I am many" - ring a bell to you ghouls? Did you think the devil would come with horns a'glowering? It'll take more than internet jerkwaderry to bring the Tombot down. You'll have to come and find me. I'll be waiting. Garlic's in the fridge. Sons of jackals, yeah, you'd like to believe. I know better. Bring it, you sad passel of machine imps

*stuffs old t-shirt into handle of rum*

mikey stop posting as tombot

BLAMMO

"my name is legion for I am many"
http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck03/images/legion.jpg

Rain falls, I fix my eyes
Let go of the focus and I blur out all the lines
Just to remember, remember

Crying 'cause it's not my fault
Water through my lashes look just like Christmas lights
And I still remember, remember

Cold and shivering
Cold and shivering
Cold and shivering warm

Sing please, rock me to sleep
Quiet as a canyon up under heaven's eaves
I surrender, surrender

Downstairs the furnace swells
Safe from all the horrors in your stinging velvet arms
And I surrender, surrender

Cold and shivering
Cold and shivering
Cold and shivering warm

We have the image meme of the year already.

the hottest was the naked neck dance in her living room to 'soft rock' btw

all of you are fucking victims of a machine

Naked waterskiing ftw

what the fuck is this shit

Why the hell does your character's cock look like a n3rf missile?
NSFW

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/lrsex.gif
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/carsex2.gif

That sofa looks like it's going to snap in half...

roffle @ grumpy tombot (though he is OTM as well). I was loaded last night! (again) sorry I shoud have marked this NSFW then, but was to busy lolling at it all to take it that seriously.

OMG@ "blowjob.gif", also There are over 580 pictures, and over 800 html pages. it must have taken the dude months. I was hoping it would pull a bait-and-switch and as soon as you were going to get somewhere, the girl would turn into something super-grim like a hyper-endowed hermaphrodite furry. FOR THE LULZ.

Yeah he is otm but then he didn't get to...

Ung Ung Ung Ung... uhuhuhuhuh... AHH AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

followed by...

We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.

Now to try my hot moves out on Mrs Trifle.

haha, God. The people who coded daz3d and poser should be imprisoned, I think.

I admit this is a sadly addictive game in many respects, but interesting sociologically (i.e. a male designer makes a game for a male audience where "thinking like a woman" is a successful strategy, "this is as frustrating as real life", etc etc). My experience of the game doesn't mirror my personal dating experience very closely, but then again I've genuinely been interested in the women I've dated and have never treated a date as an experiment in "how far I could get" .

Having said that, simulations such as this one may have a use that non-interactive porn lacks in terms of people exploring their thoughts about sexual behavior. For instance, I reached the scene in the club where Ariane masturbates on stage and discovered that I was turned on, not by the images but by the idea of dating a woman with an exhibitionist streak. It's cheesy, but "regular" porn wouldn't do that for me.

give her a hug
"that was nice, are you the physical type?"
kive her a kiss
"that was nice"
read her a poem:
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b379/Vietgrove/su.png

:(