Roy Keane

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"He is a family man. He is a father to every child in the world, a husband to every woman. He never leaves the toilet seat up. He can run through a forest without breaking a single twig. Instead of arms he has gigantic double decker buses which carry children from remote areas to school. He once met Noel Edmonds on the street!!!!"

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Wow. This is fantastic.

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

He goes and sees sick children in hospital!

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:34 (twenty years ago)

He's a class act! He's a gentleman!

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

He is right about EVERYTHING!

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 4 December 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

He turned me into a newt... I got better.

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 5 December 2005 11:51 (twenty years ago)

What do they say about Liddle? He's done lots of anti-Irish stuff in his 'column' so can imagine he isn't Dublin's favourite son.

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

"Rod Liddle, a man who left his wife for another woman"

RickyT (RickyT), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Truth be told I don't think I've heard any mention of him. I do like the sermonising from Dunphy. The man has no shame which is all to the good!

Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Monday, 5 December 2005 12:54 (twenty years ago)

haha unbelieveably brilliant!

- fergie -
- keane is roight.
- no, fergie -
- keanie is roight.
- fergie -
- KEANE IS ROIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

also yes niall quinn, everyone digging at each other, and "vieira fannying and flipflopping"

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

btw does n quinn entirely write his own columns ot is it the usual secret "niall quinn was talking to" business? they r v impressive i think

hold tight the private caller (mwah), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

anyone see Quinn yesterday on Sky Sports, they asked him about Richard Dunne making that mistake to let Bent score, and he said

"Don't get me wrong, I love Richard Dunne to bits, I really do, but thought he could have done better there etc etc"

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 5 December 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

Keane seems set to sign for his "boyhood heroes" Celtic after a move to Real Madrid fell through.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/4526940.stm

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Even tho I'm not remotely convinced of the wisdom of this move I still think it'll be awesome to see him run out in the hoops

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:09 (twenty years ago)

It'll make for a happy dressing room, I'm sure.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

I reckon Roy and Neil Lennon should run out together at Celtic Park, singing "Bring Me Sunshine" and doing that silly dance Morecambe and Wise used to do

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

I see Keane attracting the same sort of attention that Souness did in his first season in Scotland, to be honest (and with a similar disciplinary record, I'll wager).

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

You beat me to it. This is Souness for Tims.

We Buy a Hammer For Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

Quality press conference. Wee Gogs giving it "you callin ma mate a liar?" when asked if it was his decision to bring Keane in :-)

You have a reputation as an outspoken and honest player, how do you think your new teammates will feel about your arrival?
I'm sure they'll love me.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
If you are talking about the best-ever Premiership player, I think Roy Keane still shades it. But Alan runs him very close.

Alan Hansen in his bbc column today.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 9 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

I still think it'll be awesome to see him run out in the hoops

If he gets a chance after his run-out in the non-hoops on Sunday :)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Smart talking, Hansen.

What about Cantona? Zola? Or are we talking about attrition?

adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

FWIW, je pense que Le Grand Eric est tres sous-estime'.

adamrl (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:34 (twenty years ago)

It's been said before, but why we should only evaluate players from 1992 onwards gets on my fucking knockers. It naturalises the schism of that year as somehow meaningful and important, when in fact it was just a greed-inspired landgrab that has diddly to do with the quality of players.

If you have to ask the question though, my money would be on Cantona too. He was utterly central to the winning of the league from 1992-97, and his influence on a group of players who went on to win another 3 titles and a European Cup is well-documented.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 00:52 (twenty years ago)

Cantona or Henry.

Teh HoBB (the pirate king), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 08:38 (twenty years ago)

If you are talking about the best-ever Premiership player, I think Roy Keane still shades it. But Alan runs him very close.

Are you sure Alan Hansen isn't talking about himself?

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 10:23 (twenty years ago)

I was waiting for that.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 10:25 (twenty years ago)

Well he is his own greatest fan

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 10:26 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
Roy Misses chance to play as caught short

From someone on WSC board:

"This place is a fucking disgrace! You haven't prepared at all! I mean here I am, on the bench, warming up, and I need a piss. And where can I go? Back in the dressing rooms? I tell you, Sir Alex would have had urinals set up right here, next to the f*cking bench, where I need them. This is a complete bloody shambles. Strachan, you're a c*nt. You're not even f*cking Irish, what the f*ck do you know about needing to go for a piss while waiting to play for Celtic. You ginger-haired, Scottish c*nt."

Dave B (daveb), Monday, 30 January 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...
i phoned the gaffer and he agreed, it's all over

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 12 June 2006 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Gosh, I was harsh on him up there. He came good in the end for Celtic, and I wish he would stay, even if just for the Champions League games. Cheers, Keano :-)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 12 June 2006 13:17 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

Some questioned whether he would return to management following his tempestuous departure from the Stadium of Light. "You have to wonder who'd want him now when he has walked again," Cascarino wrote at the time, adding he would be "amazed if he got another job in football".

Keane retorted: "I would not give him the time of day. I am quite happy to comment on people's opinion in football I respect, but Tony Cascarino is a man I certainly do not respect for a lot of reasons, and if I told you, you would be shocked. So the day I worry about Tony Cascarino will be a very sad day of my life."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/apr/24/roy-keane-ipswich-town-tony-cascarino

the pinefox, Friday, 24 April 2009 09:42 (seventeen years ago)

shocked !!!

the pinefox, Friday, 24 April 2009 09:43 (seventeen years ago)

Cascarino's a wifebeater iirc.

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Friday, 24 April 2009 09:45 (seventeen years ago)

You're only saying that because he's Irish.

Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Friday, 24 April 2009 10:23 (seventeen years ago)

doesn't he mean that "Big Cas" had a "Big Gambling Problem"

Local Garda, Friday, 24 April 2009 10:45 (seventeen years ago)

x-post Big Cas not actually Irish, at all. Not even the legal Irish connections to play for Ireland.

Local Garda, Friday, 24 April 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)

"Roy Keane's got 'shocking' information about me? I'd like to know what that is. Tell the world, Roy. I've got nothing to hide. But I know plenty about you that would shock quite a few people. If Roy's trying to intimidate me, it won't work. You can't bully me, Roy - Keane versus Cascarino is a fight that will go the distance.

"As for him not respecting what I say, I couldn't give two hoots. I won't lose a minute's sleep. It's funny, I never had a fallout with Roy over a decade as Ireland team-mates, but as soon as I started writing my honest opinion about the way he behaves, he didn't like it.

"Roy needs to look at his own behaviour, not mine. He needs to ask why rumours spread within the game about why many players at Sunderland weren't happy while he was in charge there.

"He should look at why he left Sunderland in the lurch, just like he did with Ireland. Will the same thing happen at Ipswich?"

picking up steam

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 24 April 2009 12:03 (seventeen years ago)

Still surprised to see him at Ipswich. It looks like the Clough theory of needing total control with everyone totally reliant on you-as-messiah (not a bad thing necessarily, it's served O'Neill fine)

Ismael Klata, Friday, 24 April 2009 12:29 (seventeen years ago)

except haven't they been taken over by a gajillionaire or something. agree that the manager as dictator can work fine, as long as he can delegate where he's not competent- keane's transfer record is as patchy as anybody's at premier league level.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 24 April 2009 12:36 (seventeen years ago)

x-post Big Cas not actually Irish, at all. Not even the legal Irish connections to play for Ireland.

― Local Garda, Friday, 24 April 2009 10:46 (1 hour ago) Permalink

is this true? he says in his autobiography that he wasn't really entitled to play for Ireland, because his mother was adopted and not a blood relative of his irish grandfather. but elsewhere I've read that's not correct - an adoption is as good as a blood relation as far as the regs are concerned.

joe, Friday, 24 April 2009 12:37 (seventeen years ago)

as far as regs or concerned, but in terms of assuming the wifebeatery we'll need a certificate of blood.

also- would be extremely surprised if adoption allowed you to play under fifia regs under any circumstances, probably very tightly worded, that one.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 24 April 2009 12:38 (seventeen years ago)

he wasn't adopted, his mum was which made her an irish citizen.

joe, Friday, 24 April 2009 12:41 (seventeen years ago)

but doesn't give him the wifebeating gene, crucially.

Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Friday, 24 April 2009 13:14 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

Keane admits he cannot foresee a time when he and Ferguson enjoy a healthy relationship again.

“I wouldn’t have thought so, no,” Keane said. “He’s a busy man and I’m fairly busy."

r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 09:32 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.byfarthegreatestteam.com/posts/roy-keane-robot-manman-winner/

Gary Neville tells a story of texting Keane with his new mobile number, and receiving a text straight back from him, which said: “So what.”

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

A photographer I worked with once asked Keane to growl in to the camera. “I’m a footballer, not a fucking actor,” he replied.

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:48 (thirteen years ago)

"You don’t contest football matches in a reasonable state of mind."

maybe it's a Hartlepool scarf? (onimo), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:50 (thirteen years ago)


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