This is the thread for ILXors who have never met any other ILXors in person

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I have a sneaking suspicion that I went to uni with pete b, who rarely posts any more, but apart from that... I've thought of FAPping before, and I don't know why I never have. Maybe next time.

I nearly put this on the "I'm the only ILXor who has not..." thread. I'm glad I didn't.

peteR, Monday, 19 March 2007 08:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I've met one ilXor, but he didn't realise it.

C J, Monday, 19 March 2007 08:30 (seventeen years ago) link

never met another ilxor.

Roz, Monday, 19 March 2007 08:35 (seventeen years ago) link

How do you meet someone without them realising it? I'm intrigued (not to mention obtuse).

peteR, Monday, 19 March 2007 08:38 (seventeen years ago) link

It was an intriguing moment.

C J, Monday, 19 March 2007 08:42 (seventeen years ago) link

never met another ilxor.
Roz


Ha, so you haven't been "beyond the Gulf of Bothnia" either?!

t**t, Monday, 19 March 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

There's like a grand total of 4 Austin ilxors, right? Me & Ms. Misery & Oilyrags...anyone else?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 March 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

never met hoos, but i am positive we are 1 degree of separation from irl ppl

afrika spambotaa and the hulu nation (m bison), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

i have never met ilxors

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

fap achill island, mayo, extreme west of rural ireland?

didn't think so.

― darraghmac, Sunday, 18 March 2007 13:36 (3 years ago) Bookmark

this is a fantastic place if it's a good day and just about the most miserable place in the world if it isn't

nakhchivan, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

prediction: d-mac and nakhchivan are going to meet up with each other and nobody else (on achill island) JUST TO IRRITATE ME

some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

they will share a plate of colcannon and muse on the transitory nature of the modern centre-forward, then they will fly a kite

some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds dreadful

dud rock (crüt), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

nah i haven't been in ireland since i was a kid and probably not going back anytime soon, everyone's dead or in england now

nakhchivan, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i totally plan to fap with plax and darraghmac someday even though they don't live by each other

harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i think plax prob lives by my 3rd cousins, if they exist

harbl, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

everyone's dead or in england now

fairly accurate assessment of the entire country fwiw

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I have only met ilxors whom I knew before they were ilxors, and who aren't ilxors very often anyway. Maybe I can get in on this Achill Island thing too?

Ismael Klata, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

there's an achill island thing?

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

everyone's dead or in england now

fairly accurate assessment of the entire country fwiw

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 22:45 (1 minute ago) Bookmark

that or in dublin, which suffices for noncommittal

nakhchivan, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

anyway meeting people off the internet still seems a strange concept to me tbh, not that sure of any of ye.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I did meet people irl off an old board I used to frequent. They all turned out to be twice my age.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^after I'm terminally SB'd I'm using this line

some men enjoy the feeling of being owned (acoleuthic), Friday, 28 May 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha, A++ LJ

ksh, Friday, 28 May 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

This is the thread for ILXors who have never met any other ILXors in person

no interlopers pls

nakhchivan, Friday, 28 May 2010 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I have never met ilxors either. And I don't think I ever will, since you're all imaginary elaborate bots programmed by Keith.

StanM, Friday, 28 May 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

fap achill island, mayo, extreme west of rural ireland?

didn't think so.

Can do. In K1ltim4gh regularly. A stone's throw!

(I know. 3-figure poster, barely an ilxor)

woof, Friday, 28 May 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago) link

my mom's cousin's husband is from achill. dude is completely nuts.

call all destroyer, Friday, 28 May 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago) link

surname pls, with family nickname if known.

i know all the dublin area ilxors used to be great shakes at meeting up, i feel like perhaps we're a very antisocial bunch.

maybe it's the recession?

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

i have never met ilxors

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, May 28, 2010 5:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

in movie 2001 resurrect thread on planet jupiter (Pillbox), Friday, 28 May 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

darragh: n03l sc4nl0n

call all destroyer, Friday, 28 May 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

once, and technically my ex used to post but

plax (ico), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

xp (lives in england btw)

call all destroyer, Friday, 28 May 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i've lived on and off island in bursts, so i don't know everyone like i should, but by tomorrow and after a few texts i'll have his shoe size.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

i know three ppl with that name

plax (ico), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

K1ltim4gh (pronounced /ˌkɪltʃɪˈmɒk/) is said by some to be a possible origin of the quasi-derogatory term (depending on context and use) "culchie", traditionally employed by Dubliners to describe people from rural Ireland, or from any part of Ireland outside Dublin.

this doesn't seem very likely to me

nakhchivan, Friday, 28 May 2010 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

haha let me know what you discover. only met him twice (only been to ireland/england twice)--interesting guy, i like him, but enjoys fucking w/ppl and there's something totally off-putting abt his manner.

call all destroyer, Friday, 28 May 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

hah failte so

plax (ico), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

coillte is 'woods' so really that'd seem the most likely widespread origin

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

This thread is about me.

no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

K1ltim4gh (pronounced /ˌkɪltʃɪˈmɒk/) is said by some to be a possible origin of the quasi-derogatory term (depending on context and use) "culchie",

iirc i have been directly involved in every instance of the word 'culchie' on ilx.

and it's always derogatory. we've been trying to take it back but tbh as a group we lack the necessary appreciation of meme appropriation

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

this is so fuckin irish. a gang of us, for all intents and purposes, in a room complaining that we've never met.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

CAD- i've him narrowed down to two parishes already, but my #1 source is out of his mind atm because it's after 8pm on a weekend

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i like him, but enjoys fucking w/ppl and there's something totally off-putting abt his manner.

what you got there, see, is a culchie

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

lol i love ireland. quick story abt the last time i saw him--a few of us were getting drunk in a hotel bar in a converted castle somewhere northwest of galway. noel spots this eighteenish american kid with his family, buys him a couple drinks, and spends the next 90 minutes trying to convince the kid that he might actually be gay.

call all destroyer, Friday, 28 May 2010 23:42 (fourteen years ago) link

desperate

plax (ico), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

fiersh

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

enough of this jig actin i gotta go get drunk.

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 28 May 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago) link

this is so fuckin irish. a gang of us, for all intents and purposes, in a room complaining that we've never met.

nah i'm not complaining

nakhchivan, Friday, 28 May 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link


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