TS: My Little Pony vs. Care Bears

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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha that Sea Ponies shit ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

so lisa frank.

xpost

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4TedkQP_hM
^^^^^^^^ best thing ever

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

All Sea Ponies: Shoo-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress.(Applejack: Woah!)
Helpful as can be ponies - simply signal SOS.
If you find you're cast adrift and haven't got an oar. (oar!)
Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you to shore!
Shoo-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo

Seawinkle: Are you sinking fast?

Wavedancer: Had some nasty shocks?

Sealight: Feeling like all hope is gone,
and washed up on the rocks?

All Sea Ponies: Washed up on the rocks!
Shoo-bee-doo-shoop-shoop-bee-doo
Call upon the Sea Ponies when you're in distress.
Helpful as can be ponies - simply signal SOS.
If your rudder runs aground or seewead holds a grip. (kelp!)
Count upon the Sea Ponies - they'll see you get help!

Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies,
Simply signal SOS! (Simply signal SOS!)
Sea Ponies, Sea Ponies,
Simply signal SOS! (Simply signal SOS!)
Oh, yes!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I am literally crying.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there a hidden dildo in that picture, right above the purple pony with the cupcake ass?

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Huh. You know what? You might be right. Purple monster cock dildo but still one nevertheless.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

CRYING

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Tony Randall was in the My Little Ponies movie.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know how I feel about the implication that purple monster cock dildo is less dildo that ... I don't know, Cookie Monster cock dildo, Loch Ness monster cock dildo, any other monster cock dildo. I don't think dildoness is color-bound.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Also make me unsay Cookie Monster cock dildo, thanks.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently I am not as well versed in dildos as you are, my friend.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Time to go to the smitten kitten.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Fellow Americans, I call upon the sea ponies...
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/POLITICS/01/31/bush.sotu/story.sotu.0126.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

That's too helpful for that man.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, I know, but dude, we NEED the sea ponies POST HASTE.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

The thing is, I'm not sure what Sea Ponies would do in the Middle East. I mean, the fighting isn't very close to the shore.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow. If there's one thing I've learned from this administration is that it is THAT attitude, that has gotten us into so much trouble. THANKS A LOT NOW THE SEA PONIES WONT SAVE IRAQ

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread contains universes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Basically, the Care Bears have totally lost this fight.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Care Bears, historically, are too interested in negotiation and naptime and are not interested in direct action.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Care Bears were lacking as toys because you couldn't turn them into a squirtgun with a paper clip and a bathtub.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh god, I used to hate that, when the ponies' tails would fall out and then their butts would fill up with water. That was so lame, pony pee everywhere.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck my little pony up the ass and shoot it to the moon. maybe i had one, but i hate(d) it.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

*speechless* (To the past three posts.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Here we are, back on dildos.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

That is often where they go.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"dude, my little ponies will totally go up the ass for an extra ten bucks."

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Care Bears happier and happier in their loss.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Except that one sad face Care Bear who sucked and was always gloomy and crying.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

The Eeyore of his time.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Except totally crappy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Except that one sad face Care Bear who sucked and was always gloomy and crying.

Grumpy Bear! That was my one and only Care Bear as a child. I don't know why my parents got me that one.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

mlp were crap japanese toys. actually who invented that shit?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Japanese toymakers

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img106.echo.cx/img106/6513/carebears6iq.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow dude

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

in japan winnie the pooh is EVERYWHERE

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there any grumpy childrens character that is superior to eeyore? I think not.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Eeyore, the inventor of Morrissey and the Magnetic Fields, but better than both.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Grumpy Bear! That was my one and only Care Bear as a child. I don't know why my parents got me that one.

Built character.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I love how Nathalie is actually pissed at My Little Pony, that's awesome. Now you know how I feel about fucking Sixlets.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

A Care Bear swung or thrown by an angry older sister does less damage than a MLP so Care Bears get my vote!

The best you could get from the Care Bears is using "Care Bear stare" as code for voyeurism, maybe.

OTM. That or the look that you get when you make your fuck-want known to the other person...

(Mr. Que you are a treat)

Is there any grumpy childrens character that is superior to eeyore? I think not.

The Giant at the start of The Selfish Giant by Oscar Wilde!

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

It did indeed. Lucky for them I didn't turn out all gothic.

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Sixlets?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

OK DON'T RUIN MY NICE THREAD WITH WORDS LIKE "FUCK WANT"!!! ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Sorry :)

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nashvillenut.com/images/candy_sixlets.gif
Fucking not-actually-chocolate motherfuckbuckets.

Carob candies, kind of malted, I sort of actually like them but they piss me off something fierce.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Sixlets rule. Tep you are obv. nuts

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Tep: I'm willing to drive 900 miles in used, yes used, diapers to set fire to some MLP. ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

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