OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

god help us if christiano ronaldo ever achieves fame in the states

Which isn't to mention Ronaldao, who I can't find a picture of.

i know who christiano ronaldo is

2x

have a goddamn cookie, if you're that knowledgeable you'll tell me who manchester united signed him from WITHOUT consulting wikipedia

he's opening Rooney's bottle here

http://www.ministryoftruth.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/manu.jpg

calm down dude

CLUE: IT WASN'T BENFICA OR PORTO

Louis, do you shout "OOOH I KNOW THIS ONE" when you're at pub quizzes?

i have no idea, asshole!

enjoy your cookie

Sporting

xp to dom: there is, occasionally, a fleeting raise of the eyebrows

DAN GETS A COOKIE

no thanx

it is a salted oreo, still tempted?

In Brazil both Ronaldo and Ronaldinho are known as Ronaldinho, with Ronaldinho being called Ronaldinho Gaúcho (because he's from the south of Brazil were they have all the cattle) to distinguish them.

Oh wow, so many xposts.

Ronaldinho was named by his parents after famous American Ronald Reagan.

FACT

Or Cristiano Ronaldo or Ronaldo was. I forget.

It's Cristiano I think.

def. cristiano

High fives.

That's it, I'm going to call him the Gipper from now on.

Introduce all of the soccer world's Ronaldos to Bush: he will quickly sort them out into Rons, Ronnys, Don Blossoms, and Mentadents.

http://www.bayocstudio.com/catalog/images/jay_z.jpg

OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING MODEL OF RONALDINHO TAKING A SHIT

http://www.caganer.com/images/caganer_ronaldinho.jpg

(also available in Puyol, Henry, Messi and The Pope http://www.caganer.com/product_info.php?products_id=245 )

Messi, eh.

Actually Puyol, and The Po(o)pe as well.

LET'S SEE WHAT IRANCARTOON.COM MAKES OF RONNIE:

http://www.irancartoon.com/2005/best/Mehdi-Alibeygi-Iran.jpg

LET'S COMPARE THIS WITH THEIR CONDIE RICE:

http://www.irancartoon.com/2005/best/Cau-Gomes-Brazil2.jpg

Your navel still below your tits is it?

ihttp://irancartoon.com/2005/winners/2.jpg

http://irancartoon.com/2005/winners/2.jpg

http://irancartoon.com/2005/winners/Omar-Figueroa-Turcios.jpg

what the shit

was this thread really just last March, or is something wrong with the datestamping? It feels like The Ronaldinho Bottle Opener Thread was actually, like, eons back

OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING MODEL OF RONALDINHO TAKING A SHIT

iirc the caganer (a little figure that shits in the corner of a model of the nativity) is a Catalan tradition and they often use famous people. Oh, wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

Kakkers - The Flemish, Belgian variation of the Caganer

http://www.sportcartoons.co.uk/caricatures/jagger.jpg

I'd still REALLY like a Garrincha Corinthian please.

Here you go:

http://www.glosk.com/photos/UK/74/-3581374/83545_b.jpg

http://yellowperil.org/bernie/gookie.jpg

"Englishes" look at Ronaldinho Bottle Opener and say "haha big teeth", and what looks at it and says "Golliwog" - yet he thinks other people are racist.

-- onimo, Thursday, March 22, 2007 7:14 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

HMMMMMMM???

i would just like to point out that i have been otm on this thread, and you are all causing this flame-out over absolutely fuck-all. i had little or no interest in the original thread, but you have caused it to be of interest to me with your colour-sensitive fingertips. the whole thing has been unnecessary. what i was trying to say with that sentence which nabisco couldn't make sense out of is that nothing either by us or in the original thread premise was actually racist, and your collective reaction has painted us all in a disgusting light. none of us are racist, all of us are totally against racism, yet you have manipulated the situation to make it seem as though we turn a blind eye to it. this is fucking pathetic of all of you.

-- unfished business, Thursday, March 22, 2007 4:58 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

lol someone needed to take a chill pill

Tastiest racist snack = conguitos.

http://www.lacasa.es/web/conguitos/images/conguitos/img_conguitos.jpg

technically it's a sippy cup, not a baby's bottle. I don't really know what else to say.

-- horseshoe, Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:24 PM (Thursday, March 22, 2007 5:24 PM) Bookmark Link

This is still really really really funny

aw, thread deserved an anniversary revive. i'll put something in my calendar for next year.

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