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Ally, when I was working in DC, I got to that point. I just stuck my novel underneath my keyboard and was pretty shameless about reading it.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

the only pynchon books i've successfully complete are Vineland and Lot 49

one of these was much, much better than the other one

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I really ought to be reading books on the subway to and from work but instead I just read the EXPRESS cover to cover which is a totally inane waste of eveyone's time since we watch CNN and MSNBC in here all day and I already know all of it except the bits about Trans Am coming back and a couple of other local interest indie dork tales

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i just read The Road by Cormac McCarthy and it was totally fuckin A

hahaha Indie Dork Tales

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

are we drinking today?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

tristam shandy has lots of dashes but it's v funny! i'm a little less than half through i guess but still.

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean who in the world is interested in deleuze theory on baroque space + 17th century french theater? I'm not even that interested in it unless obligated, to be honest, because.. I mean what do I do with it? Moliere doesn't need any more criticism, I don't think many writers do, it'd be interesting if I were a stage manager and could stage a production about all this tartuffery in the nation's capital but otherwise.. a quoi bon?!

I know a lot about blogs b/c of all the hours I spent reading them instead of doing term papers..

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

we certainly are drinking today, i'm having a beer right now

beartrap lololol "all this tartuffery"

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I know a lot about blogs b/c of all the hours I spent reading them instead of doing term papers..

8080!!!!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Updike's prose is so beautiful. It took me a while to slog through Rabbit, Run, but the rest of the series is a lot breezier, and there's something so awesome about returning to the same character every ten years and seeing what he's up to. The other three books in the tetralogy are also a lot more about the American cultural landscape, and how Rabbit fits or doesn't fit into it, than the first one is.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i would have farce with all this hypocrites

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i guess i can talk about the relative merits of limestone v. granite, or a maritime snowpack v. continental snowpack, but that's bro-y and everyone's eyes usually glaze over.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymc OTM

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a minute, i was supposed to NOT waste time on the internets today, wtf.

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

start a TS: Limestome vs Granite" thread

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

only punctuate it consistently, wtf

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god I never want to see the words maritime or continental again. :/ I hate you, geography.

I should be studying for a midterm right now!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, that would actually be pretty funny

beartrap i love geography ;_;

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, the prose is beautiful. and it's a really smart book, so it's not, like, emptily beautiful. but I just want out of Rabbit's head, basically.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A FINAL FOR ME? I GIVE YOU TEN DOLLAR. beartrap

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

only if you will take my organic chemistry test

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

and as i recall the second one, Rabbit Redux is sorta lame but the other three are super.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

actually, no, let's not do that

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I studied some orgo in high school! I would probably get you a high F!

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe pretty 8080 re rabbit

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

okay dudes i'm out of here. otherwise i fail at getting into medical school and my life will be IN SHAMBLES

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx I'm really jealous of you since you know the English lit + the organic chemistry.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Updike's got style, miles and miles.

Redux is just kind of weird because Updike gets excited about depicting how the 60s changed everything for a dude of Rabbit's age and so there's like black prostitutes and teenage runaways living in his house and stuff.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't read tristram shandy! I am.. theoretically much in favor of picaresque though, I should try it, one of my favorite books I read in grad school was this wacky picaresque adventure of a 17th c french courtier/priest/transvestite abbe de choisy

it is a treat but i don't think it's been translated

also, i heart moliere. so funny. the misanthrope is hilarious.

― daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe i need a better version of tristam shandy, one with a better font.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i secretly don't know anything about anything -- pretty bullshitty, really (c.f. "big chatty liar"). but thanks!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/242454273_1a10995c30_o.jpg

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hey river wolf I would totally talk limestone vs. granite w/ you!

― I DIED, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

wait is he eating a shark

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

a tiny, tiny shark?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

That's okay, Evs, we like you for your chatting skills anyway.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

tiny sharks are cute
it is a cute battle
that ends in a sadness

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

also seriously guys <i>Lotus Notes</i>?!?

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

BLARGH USE THE BUTTON

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

sea lion v. tiny tiny shark

― river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know who i take in that battle, i don't like it one bit

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

YOUR HAIKU IS IMPERFECT.

my japanese professor always randomly makes up haikus about the weather in class. it is bizarre.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm really, really not ok with this tiny shark being eaten, dudes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

i love sharks.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

especially tiny ones that i can pet and keep as houseguests.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

except you can't actually pet them because their skin is like SANDPAPER*

*thanks shark week

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

do not pet the shark, Allyzay, it has spines!!!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i HAVE petted a leopard shark before and these statements are not true

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

ARE YOU CALLING DISCOVERY CHANNEL A LIAR.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

only if you pet them the wrong way does it hurt!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

really? my book about animals from when I was, like, five lied to me!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

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