village voice cover story: "white girls with big asses, man"

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Why can't people be into elegant fingers or collar bones or foreheads or something Victorian like that?

I have nice ankles.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

If it helps, Mandee, I have a thing for nice chins. Also really striking noses, but that's not uncommon, I don't think. Chins, chins are important.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a big ass before big asses were cool! :-)

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a happy weakness for shoulders and the back of the neck.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i know people with ankle fetishes. i personally, have a hair fetish.

layna, holler!

― splooge (thesplooge), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

The only thing I am particular about are freckly shoulders.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.somebizarre.com/Resources/loaf.jpeg

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee, we have enough time and energy to fetishize over any body part. (shoulder blades and necks are very nice) Well, external body parts. I don't know of any spleenists.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I have elegant fingers, and my feet are cool.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope no one finds gallbladders sexy as I do not have one.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i generally love womens hair (generally not boyish haircuts though) and asses the most.

― splooge (thesplooge), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

NB: big-ass discussions need to start differentiating properly between "big" and "round." The article, for instance, uses "big" and "flat" as antonyms, despite the fact that there are plenty of asses that are both. The kind of big ass people get all excited about tends to be the kind that's got some front-to-back roundness to it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

hasn't anyone seen Mandee's eyes?? that's the stuff right there! I remember those pics

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

how can you fuck up such a winner of a topic???

― jess, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Nabisco now has NEEUQ EHT EVAS DOG on his ass from being so on the money

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

we've already discussed how: by being named Sloane.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

goddammit Gear!'s gonna beat me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

if someone could show me how to insert pics, i could display the specimen of ass that nabisco refers to.

― splooge (thesplooge), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

it's not like i read the thread

― jess, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

hasn't anyone seen Mandee's eyes?? that's the stuff right there! I remember those pics
-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), August 16th, 2004.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/coyness.jpg

Why hello, Gear.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

the roundness is implicit when making a positive reference to a big ass, just as the nice round shape of a breast is implicit when extolling the virtues of big tits, ie who likes huge flappy, saggy banana tits? Okay, someone probably does, but not most.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Hi Jess!

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

My day has been made!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

"flappy"

― OH NO (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

back to the asses now. apologies for the "derail of dreaminess"

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not much of a tit man, either. I think I must be gay.

― Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

you've eaten a saggy banana before? was it maybe an overripe plantain?

― jess, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

only if your lack of tit love is compensated for by the presence of cock love

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you like elegant, lady-like wrists?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Ruben Studdard's "Flying Without Wings" has been tainted forever.

― saggy, flappy banana nightmares (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Thing is, I'll accept almost any shape or size of ass or breast, as long as it pleases me. I cannot define the criteria I use, but I know it when I see it. (I see it a lot.)

― Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

damn, those eyes PIERCE MY VERY SOUL

(still not gonna work.)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

in 20 years this article is going to read like those painful hip daddy liner notes that record companies used to commission for doo wop albums

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

You have to remember, Stencil, that Mandee is from Gr33l3y, CO, and therefore smells.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost to Tracer - like the ones Nat Hentoff of the Voice used to write?!?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Try 20 seconds.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I ain't got no beef with Colorado or beautiful women from there, nabisco.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Neither am I. I did some this morning and I think that justifies me not doing anything for the rest of the day.

Anyhow. More ass talk pls. Or ankle talk.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

YO MANDEE, LEMME SLAP DAT BUTT

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

haha no "beef" with beautiful women.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Ankles are more important than asses. A cankle disqualifies any chix0r from hottness.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Nabisco, somehow I had a feeling that my being from Greeley would come up on this thread. And I do not smell. Except of cotton candy and other wonderful things.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

stence vs gear! FITE!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry, M, it's just I'm still reeling from my first Greeley-stink experience (c. 1989).

Could nobody ever use the word "cankle" again, please? I mean, maybe plastic surgeons can say it, that kind of thing is their business, but the fact that laypeople would say "cankle" is like horrifying to me.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Mark C has good taste.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I ain't got beef with the fine women, oops, but I sure hope they...

okay, I give up, I cannot pull this joke off.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Well give it a try anyway!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO FUTURE RANDOM GOOGLERS (FEMALE DIVISION): Hey, girl, how you doing? Let's talk about this in private, hit up my email, beefaujus@gotmail.com.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

no, like I wrote last night, Mandee this is about more than just lust.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Would you learn the pan flute for me?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

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