"what happened? i am aroused"
― unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link
"kill hamster __ yes ___ no"
― what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link
This thread has introduced me to the phrases "ninny crushes" and "crotchular bulge". I think I am in love!
― Aimless, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link
Anyone who is asexual who wasn't abused as a child is a big bloodless freak and should stfu and gtfo.
― 123456789 (jim), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
but by definition they don't want to gtfo...
― what happened? i am confused. (sarahel), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 23:04 (fourteen years ago) link
it doesn't seem like much to celebrate
oh, I dunno. Who was the writer who said on entering his dotage "Thank God that's all over with"?
― Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Plato and Augustine expressed what amounts to that sentiment, Dr. Morbius, though they were both understandably conflicted about what kind of life they were advocating. And Augustine at least knew what he was lamenting, having slept with everything on two continents before giving it all up for good. Also cf. Stoicism.
I know two asexual people, and for both of them religion plays a key role (one is now a priest), plus general squeamishness about, er, the world at large. Neither's renounced their old ways; they'll both, I expect, be lifelong virgins.
― my dixie wrecked (Euler), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 07:35 (fourteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/SpPvH2DT5rI/AAAAAAAAbsw/fqZl18WKHfk/s1600/DavidJay.jpg
This is like Too Drunk To Fuck in reverse
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 07:39 (fourteen years ago) link
Sorry.
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/DavidJay.jpg
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 07:42 (fourteen years ago) link
like actually BEING THERE when something exciting happens, instead of floating around the ceiling like I'm watching someone else.
A friend of mine told me this exact thing a couple of months ago, and it was the best reason for quitting pot I had ever heard. He said, "I want to actually be present when my girlfriend tells me she loves me." It was one of the sweetest things I'd ever heard.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 07:55 (fourteen years ago) link
He fucks his girlfriend, though. So that's off-topic.
― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 07:58 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL, I bookmarked this thread without actually ever posting in it.
Typical.
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
I'm sorry, but if I'm going to join a movement, it better have a better color scheme than this:
http://rlv.zcache.com/asexual_pride_bumper_sticker_1-p128004942635588411en7pq_216.jpg?max_dim=656
― 圧迫系プレイ (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:24 (eleven years ago) link
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbclvfkrhI1rubjl2o1_400.jpg
― chow mein kampf (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
I am like, barely heterosexual and practically asexual. Almost no people turn me on.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
misleading display name then
― Victory Goon (some dude), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
has there been any theoretical/psych inquiry into this yet?
― goole, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
Into homosexual II's display name?
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:25 (eleven years ago) link
The Asexuals are pretty good. I have a few of their EPs. Canadian HC never gets enough attention IMO.
― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link
The 'asexual and proud' flag looks like a supermarket own brand licorice allsort.
― ILX until I die (snoball), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 18:27 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hwuiC2k.png
― 乒乓, Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
LOL, we really are such narcissists, aren't we?
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
Asexuality would not be synonymous with celibacy, which is a lack of sexual activity, but rather would indicate a complete lack of sexual urges. Since such a state would seem to be accidental, it seems a strange thing to take pride in.
― parodic pastry (Aimless), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:17 (eleven years ago) link
uh people take pride in lots of states they have little control over, for several reasons
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Involuntary_celibacy
― 乒乓, Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
Just because people do weird things doesn't mean they aren't weird.
― parodic pastry (Aimless), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago) link
holy motherfucking shit @ christine chubbock, I had never heard of that before xp
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
xp yeah but those things being entirely explicable & common somewhat dampens the strangeness, is what I'm saying
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
Asexual pride isnt any "weirder" than gay pride. I dont understand your point Aimless.
― Treeship, Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
asexuals have never been persecuted afaik
― ḉrut (crüt), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago) link
yeah I'm not trying to draw any equivalency & I have problems w ppl coöpting the terms of the persecuted but I did say there were several reasons, for instance the ppl asserting their "pride" may previously have spent years feeling like shit for being different regardless of lack of persecution from the outside world
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
Gay "pride" has a needful compensatory function, in that the accident of a non-standard sexual orientation has been irrationally made a point of social shame and rampant discrimination. Asexuals, to the best of my knowlege have never been the objects of similar discrimination.
Compare the only asexual epithet I can identify, virgin!, to others such as nigger, faggot, kike, greaser, fairy or bulldyke and the difference in the need for asserting "pride" in the face of discrimination becomes pretty obvious.
― parodic pastry (Aimless), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
omg let's not get into these comparisons please
I *agree* with you that the asexual pride *movement* is dumb for all the reasons that you state, I'm just saying it's entirely obvious why they're doing it: to make themselves feel better.
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
I just think the "proud of what? DOES NOT COMPUTE" pose you're striking is disingenuous I guess
really don't care about any of this tho, it's a silly argument, soz
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
It's really up to asexuals to decide whether they feel alienated by society to the extent that they would find value in asserting "pride" in their nonstandard sexual orientation.
― Treeship, Saturday, 25 May 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
to what extent tho
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
identity politics, never as good as the first time
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
otoh if you want to play you should prob. come out as something not not-something
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:16 (eleven years ago) link
isn't that the ultimate though
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
oh wait no it isn't
the non-rapist pride community is begin to assert itself
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago) link
nigger, faggot, kike, greaser
what, like the Fonz?
― how's life, Saturday, 25 May 2013 22:52 (eleven years ago) link
it must be difficult to develop close relationships if you don't do sex.
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 23:11 (eleven years ago) link
it seems a strange thing to take pride in
The same could be said for anything one had no hand in.
― Me So Hormetic (Sanpaku), Saturday, 25 May 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
ok i've gone from by jove, aimless, you're correct to more power to them, we need more awareness about sexual variance, not less.
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Saturday, 25 May 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
I regularly persecute asexuals
― iatee, Saturday, 25 May 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link
they all probably buy their own houses and don't carpool
― you are not a better writer than f. scott fitzgerald. you are not a b (k3vin k.), Saturday, 25 May 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link
dot tumblr dot com
― 0808ɹƃ (silby), Saturday, 25 May 2013 23:52 (eleven years ago) link
xp zing!
― the late great, Saturday, 25 May 2013 23:53 (eleven years ago) link
what happens to a boner deferred? does it dry up like a raisin in the sun?
― the late great, Saturday, 25 May 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago) link