OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING RONALDINHO BOTTLE OPENER

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I am consistent in this regard.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread on ILX is number 10 in a Google search for "ronaldinho bottle opener".

"Brazil has released a line of unique bottle openers in the shape of Brazilian soccer star Ronaldinho.
Since the national hero did not manage to pop open any of the gates of the opposing teams during the World Cup let him now succeed in popping the ordinary bottles – decided the Brazilian producers. Such is their reaction to the fruitless presentation of the soccer champion in Germany.
The new product was widely enjoyed by the local torcideros. Such a funny bottle opener equipped with a pair of Ronaldinho’s famous teeth (which are instrumental in the cap popping process) brought smiles and wiped away the tears of bitter disappointment after the recent failure of the nation’s favorite team."

from here

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

The only thing it seems to be able to open is a big ol' can of worms, alas.

unfished business, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

It is (as I suspected) Brazilian, however. Hmmm.

unfished business, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...

um, WOW.

roxymuzak, Monday, 27 August 2007 01:23 (sixteen years ago) link

oh noes..

W4LTER, Monday, 27 August 2007 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link

the cure for common Anglophilia, this one

milo z, Monday, 27 August 2007 03:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i dont see whats so offensive about a ronaldinho bottle opener. a coconut opener, now that would be racist.

, Monday, 27 August 2007 08:58 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

let us discuss whether the portrayal of Ronaldinho on the Simpsons was as offensive or whatever as the bottle opener:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pou-5Vcv0TE

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

nooooooooo

Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

That's Ronaldo, not Ronaldinho. Probably best not to think all black guys look the same on this thread, Alex.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

lolololololol

HI DERE, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

the brits have pulled another one back

Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

haha my bad. isn't Ronaldinho's real name Ronaldo? I guess I underestimated the odds of there being two black soccer superstars with similiar names and prominent teeth. I mean I'm American, it's not like I know shit about socer.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Ronaldo's real name: Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima
Ronaldinho's real name: Ronaldo de Assís Moreira

Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

This is Ronaldo Guiaro, who was known as both Ronaldo and Ronaldinho during his career:

http://www.libero.fm/dbimg/1788_eidhseis.jpg

Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link

god help us if christiano ronaldo ever achieves fame in the states

Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Which isn't to mention Ronaldao, who I can't find a picture of.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i know who christiano ronaldo is

river wolf, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

2x

dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

have a goddamn cookie, if you're that knowledgeable you'll tell me who manchester united signed him from WITHOUT consulting wikipedia

Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

he's opening Rooney's bottle here

http://www.ministryoftruth.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/manu.jpg

dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

calm down dude

dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

CLUE: IT WASN'T BENFICA OR PORTO

Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Louis, do you shout "OOOH I KNOW THIS ONE" when you're at pub quizzes?

Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

i have no idea, asshole!

river wolf, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

enjoy your cookie

omar little, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Sporting

dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

xp to dom: there is, occasionally, a fleeting raise of the eyebrows

DAN GETS A COOKIE

Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

no thanx

dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link

it is a salted oreo, still tempted?

Just got offed, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link

In Brazil both Ronaldo and Ronaldinho are known as Ronaldinho, with Ronaldinho being called Ronaldinho Gaúcho (because he's from the south of Brazil were they have all the cattle) to distinguish them.

jim, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh wow, so many xposts.

jim, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Ronaldinho was named by his parents after famous American Ronald Reagan.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

FACT

Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Or Cristiano Ronaldo or Ronaldo was. I forget.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

It's Cristiano I think.

jim, Friday, 14 September 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link

def. cristiano

edb, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

High fives.

jim, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:26 (sixteen years ago) link

That's it, I'm going to call him the Gipper from now on.

dan m, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Introduce all of the soccer world's Ronaldos to Bush: he will quickly sort them out into Rons, Ronnys, Don Blossoms, and Mentadents.

nabisco, Friday, 14 September 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.bayocstudio.com/catalog/images/jay_z.jpg

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 7 October 2007 10:49 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING MODEL OF RONALDINHO TAKING A SHIT

http://www.caganer.com/images/caganer_ronaldinho.jpg

onimo, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:13 (sixteen years ago) link

(also available in Puyol, Henry, Messi and The Pope http://www.caganer.com/product_info.php?products_id=245 )

onimo, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Messi, eh.

Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually Puyol, and The Po(o)pe as well.

Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 07:37 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

LET'S SEE WHAT IRANCARTOON.COM MAKES OF RONNIE:

http://www.irancartoon.com/2005/best/Mehdi-Alibeygi-Iran.jpg

LET'S COMPARE THIS WITH THEIR CONDIE RICE:

http://www.irancartoon.com/2005/best/Cau-Gomes-Brazil2.jpg

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Your navel still below your tits is it?

Ed, Sunday, 16 December 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

ihttp://irancartoon.com/2005/winners/2.jpg

abanana, Monday, 17 December 2007 00:05 (sixteen years ago) link


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