2008 Primaries Thread

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As defenders of this great Republic, and of the pinnacle of Western civilization that it represents, we should all come together tonight and agree on a common strategy that will keep the White House from becoming a madrassa.

I hear music swelling under this.

Barracuda by Heart?

ha i was just listening to that not a half an hour ago. uh so do these people really believe this muslim shit or is it just a particularly lame attempt at propaganda.

It's like an inspiring monologue made a previously wimpy character near the end of a hit movie made in an alternate America where lynching is still okay.

omg andy rooney is mad abt the candidates names - he doesnt like them!

huckabee touting his foreign policy experience - 'i've visited israel nine times' lol u fundie

guys the streaming audience-meter on foxnews.com is really fun

yeah his ratings went crazy down when he talked about visiting other countries!

foxnews.com top stories

* Truck plows through Wal-Mart
* Stolen money used to post bail
* Buffet bans men for overeating
* Image of Jesus appears in potato
* Bold theft caught on tape
* Women, gay men are worst drivers
* Inmate sues jail after breaking out

mccain is doing pretty shitty here and they haven't even started on immigration

they have now

i think mccains doing pretty good

going 'im too old for this shit' while romney smirks kinda says it all

* Women, gay men are worst drivers *
* Women, gay men are worst drivers *
* Women, gay men are worst drivers *
* Women, gay men are worst drivers *

'mitt, im talkin to chris right now'

SONNED

romney turning into the GOP's bitch is the funniest shit ever

the law huckabee passed in ark. that allowed children of immigrants to receive fed aid for college is the best thing he's ever done

ethan did you see all the romney zings last night?

i was out but i saw them today looool

'which one?' ahahhaa

i dunno, i'm not even trying to guess what people who might think romney might be preferable to mccain or huckabee could think because those dudes seem to have souls? Their live-graph thingie had romney's approval at like 90% of their focus group when he was talking about this stuff...

why are they all stuttering so much more than yesterday?

the repub. debate was the most entertaining non-sports non-30 rock tv show ive seen in 6 months i think

last night*

why is thompson even there? he rarely speaks.

i wish ron paul was around

no, wait....

when they speak "sensitively" of other countries these guys just drip with condescension. actually huckabee is the least objectionable in this respect.

Huckabee is the least objectionable in many respects.

And if you throw out Paul/Hunter/etc., the most objectionable in others.

Thompson, refreshed after a 10-minute power nap.

^^i could hear alfred tell these jokes forever

damn, rudy

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'giuliani, how will you mobilize republicans in the 2008 election?' '9/11'

last night i turned on the debate and giuliani was talking abt 9/11 and it made me so happy

heh, ron paul is talking sense re. foreign policy/islamism.

romney condescends to him.

paul and mccain are the only adults here.

oh, whoops. had an internet moment--i was watching last night's debate on youtube, and forgot that it wasn't live.

The jokes on the Simpsons ep tonight are amusing.

i watched that, and you are wrong

Enh, some of them were, then they got worse. Such is life.

what was one you laughed at?

The Fred Thompson one and the Dennis Kucinich one.

Oh, and Homer making the guy dance like a crazed gold prospector.

the dennis kucinich joke? really??

This is the Simpsons in 2008; I'll take what I can get.

xp

the first one, not the second.

it was the first one ive watched in about a year because the concept seemed like it could be funny but instead it was a bunch of lazy custos non-insights about nothing

why have fake candidates if youre going to make a bunch of jokes about hillary?

John McCain trying to look likeable = funniest thing ever

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