Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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This is all very bemusing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to C on her T's

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this where we start talking about Bring It On Again?

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty, dude, UNCALLED FOR.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think that she comes across as particularly intelligent, and i think that her style is a pretty generic, slightly toned down version of tacky hilton/richie/reid chic. perhaps the dirty joke thing comes from the fact that she seems like she'd be filthy if you got her in the sack. the one thing i'll give her is that she successfully oozes the dirty sex vibe like only christina aguilera can. better, actually... xtina has always seemed a bit forced to me, like she'd be all "come on do it to me, baby" but then scream bloody murder if you tried anal.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The fact that some stylist fucked her up for some RS cover isn't in any way indicative of her style.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree with you, J. She was paler and frecklier toward the beginning of Mean Girls, no? There should have been a short-skirt dance sequence earlier on. Also: she was really likeable on SNL, too.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

there should have been more slo motion and short skirt dancing in general, really.

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

what did i say wrong? ;)

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Do people really say stuff like "come on do it to me, baby"?

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty, i've got your back.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

DEAN U MY DOG FOR REAL

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, man, THINKING IT's fine, but you don't have to share.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

nabisco and jaymc OTM.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

you just didn't like having to visualize the whole affair.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Du Jour means sharing

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

YO H IF CUTTY WANTS TO C ON HER Ts THEN U GOTTA LET HIM YO

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Arf: I don't see any of this Hilton/Reid stuff going on with her whatsoever! Or this filth thing. I think what I appreciate about her is that she tends to seem really laid-back and normal, and not in the forced "actually I am quite laid-back and normal" way, but like, really. Combine that with being rather hot, and it seems all the more lovable. Which, admittedly, might lead in a mental "cool + laid-back" + "hot" = "dirty" direction, yes. But mostly she seems fun. She and Amanda Bynes are the only two of their ilk I have any affection for.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

What a reception Ms Lohan would have were she ever to move to Chicago.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Mean Girls was set up the shore!

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

d'oh!

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Tina Fey worked at the local YMCA when I was in college!

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, I've never seen a lindsay lohan movie. take your pound of flesh.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't see any of this Hilton/Reid stuff going on with her whatsoever!

http://www.lohanonline.com/news_2004jan31_smoke.jpg

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

first fran, now lindsay... that would be an interesting 3-way, cutty.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Even if it proves me wrong I thank the hell out of you for that picture.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

THEM SOME Ts WHERE YOU AT CUT~??!

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a whole "i'd like to C on her T's" list

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahaha CUTTY YOU ARE SO BUSTED.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't mention it.

I endorse the c on t's thingy too.

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i imagine lohan snorts a large amount of cocaine daily

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

in your dreams, papi!

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

We need more pictures

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i have my own theories about ms. lohan.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's the blonde chick in the back with LL?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

UP THE A

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just going to ask that...

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost!

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i think it's obvious that she would.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU WILL NOTICE THE CIGARETTE IN MS. LOHAN'S RIGHT HAND

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

A LITTLE POST-C IN THE A CIGARETTE?

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

More dirty theories and shocking slutty-pictures, please. My sweet little Lindsay is being revealed as a horrible skank and I'm strangely excited by it.

ocsiban (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://nandotimes.nandomedia.com/ips_rich_content/308-lohan.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh stop with the faux-naif schtick!!!!

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

That's not shocking or dirty, that's just cute.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks like the Macho Man in that picture.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

you know, as this thread goes on i'm starting to like her. i think she'd probably be fun to go out drinking appletinis with, as long as she didn't bring paris. i'd totally hold her hair back while she puked, and i wouldn't take pictures and sell them to the star.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

($5 for the first snapping into slim jim joke ... cutty? cutty?!)

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

she is dressed like doug henning in that picture

kyle (akmonday), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS JUST RUINED EVERYTHING FOR ME

http://s93109037.onlinehome.us/images/twop/70_malcolmlohan.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)


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