whos drunk

listening to nite jewel and thinking about finishing this bottle of malbec.

just came back from a dive bar around the corner. yay drinking to forget!

There are so many worse things that Miller High Life, but getting really drunk on it would be kind of a challenge.

The Polish guy downstairs from me has been fall-down drunk for three days straight. I wouldn't mind so much but it's when he sings Man U chants in a high pitch voice... stfu, man.

(i did not finish the bottle of malbec, btw. probably a wise move.)

i counted (loosely defining counted) c.90 mls of jack in each of my drinks today, at half the price i'd pay at home. can't blame a guy for getting ahead of himself imo.

Kind of.

i will be in 4 hours or thereabouts

I am less drunk than normal, but still quite happy with the whole thing. I credit my decision to drink cider instead of beer, which, on a hot summer night, has a pleasantly hydrating and nutritive taste.

I'm like "so what I'm drunk"

So, I am... a few too many IPAs. Watching the Bond marathon and trying to stay out of the campfire air of Southern California.

I'm thinking of switching the first letters of the city and nickname of NFL franchises. I've skipped to aliterative franchises (Jacksonville, Seattle, etc.):

Fatlanta Alcons
Raltimore Bavens
Cindianpolis Iolts
Brenver Doncos
Chan Diego Sargers
Foran Nancisco Sorty Friners
Bicago Chears
Bincinatti Cengals
Elphadelphia Phiagles
Parolina Canthers
Sew Orleans Naints
Chansas City Keifs
Gew York Niants
Jew York Nets
Rakland Oaiders
Callas Dowboys
Touston Hexans
Raint Louis Sams
Beveland Clowns
Stittsburgh Peelers
Pew England Natriots

Some of these are pretty funny.

Elphadelphia....

Foran Nancisco

laborious dayouliciousness dayouniousnis

yo that id some pretty good beer we made

3 Wild Turkey 100 Ryes :)

whos drunk

and who's my little doggie-woggie?

me

what is the occasion

said goodbye to the coworkers. i got THE CARD. one coworker wrote "I LOVE YOU" which was sweet considering everyone else wrote have a good trip, good times down under mate, etc

does jr high girl handwriting diminish I LOVE YOU or accentuate it

there was a heart over the I

aw, bittersweet drunk is such a good luck imo.

i am on my way to drunk. i had a beer @ work, then no drinks for a bunch of hours while i watched the red sox game, but am drinking again now that i'm home.

xp accentuate

i think it means you don't have to take it srsly.

my THE CARD was great. it was all about how much j0hn r3ly34 loves me. pretty thoughtful for a bunch of assholes.

assholes can be thoughtful it's true

^^^downfall of my life!

aesop has a fable about that iirc.

this guy

i mean 'this guy' as in 'whos drunk' fwiw

thread of wishing I were drunk but only having $16 until next paycheck but also feeling optimistic because I picked up some hours at work and thinking about feeding ducks at the park tomorrow tbh

hey!

nice

i love having friends who are bartenders.

more h1gh than drunk really but w/e

Dude!@ srsly, I get a DJ discount at the local.

same diff.
i haven't smoked weed in three days! i'm trying to cut back, to save money and also to be less anxious/bummed out. it's a nice feeling every night when i go to bed realizing i have not smoked. of course being high is awesome and smoking weed rules, but i might have been overdoing it. xp

shooot I cant even tell.
breaks are good. Boozing hurts me more than weed nowadays.
But I can still get high and study and shit. and work. or anything.
It's a thing, I guess.

yeah, i'm very good at interacting with the world when i'm high. i function very well. but mellowing out a little is good for me now i think.

Just sayin

fuck the dude who ever invented jaeger bombs

lol

I mean you have to drink other things besides them

i did!

me

mememememe

i have only had a few sips of my gin, and now i'm going to bed. so not me tonight

pre3tttty in piiiiink isnt sheeee

the barman at my local got me with a band ive never heard of before

THEIVING IVORY

no YOU'RE drunk!

what up

SHERRY
sherry
SHERRY