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i can tell you right now tobacco use does not make you impotent

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah but anti-smoking lobbyists blame everything on smoking.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

You're right Allyzay. No what else doesn't make you impotent--this thread...

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is starting to make me feel like I'm reverting back to a perverted college boy hornball.

"So, what's your major?"

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread gives and gives. There should be more pictures!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm charging my camera, gimme time! ;) Not that Im sure anyone wants yet more pix of me in fishnet (I was going to do a corset and heels shot but sadly, the corset no longer fits. Mores the pity)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd be all over this if my username wasn't my real name. I've already had old friends find me through Google searches pulling up drunken ILE posts I regret. I'm sure my boss would be thrilled to find me vamping it up on a website in my skivvies.....or my girlfriend, for that matter.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

log out?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

also: Andrew, did you change your original pic, or am I imagining things?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

vamping it up on a website in my skivvies.....or my girlfriend, for that matter.

You vamp it up in your girlfriend?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

log out?

well, yes, that's the obvious solution :)

You vamp it up in your girlfriend?

you know it. **does crazy hand slap thing**

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

i actually got the a-ok from my boss in a hypothetical question about what would result from his having googled me (in this thread the sound of saying that you have googled someone sounds truly lascivious)... he said as long as i was not humiliating him and so long as i was no apparent risk to national security, i could do whatever i want. i haven't posted yet though... i think my girlfriend wouldn't get it.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I just realized that I'm not going to get any sleep tonight because I'll be paranoid that I'll wake up, check this thread and there'll be a hundred red-x'd boxes with a dozen posts after each one saying "WHOA!" "OMG--we have a new winner!" etc.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

The way it's slowed down to NOTHING I'd say you'll be pretty safe.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i haven't posted yet though... i think my girlfriend wouldn't get it.

yeah, that's what's really holding me back right now too. but if I get a couple bottles of wine in me, there's a good chance I may forget about all of that.

I'm waiting to see what happens to this thread tomorrow night (Friday, parties, booze, digital cameras--think of the possibilities....)

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

The way it's slowed down to NOTHING I'd say you'll be pretty safe.

it's the calm before the storm. the booby storm.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

By then there should be a new thread. This one got unwieldy for we dial-up types ages ago.

[xpost - booby storm??!?]

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

yes. the booby storm.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i do own a surveillance tape of myself sleepwalking naked from a swimming pool to my apartment with a towel draped over my shoulder at 4 in the morning... anyone ever taken ambien? that shit is fucked up.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

also i do wonder why someone has made a stripping .gif of themselves yet... that would be amusing.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

hasn't, rather

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

you know, threads never get unwieldy if you do that damn last 100 messages thing!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

NO NEW THREADS EVER

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, this thread is making me behave badly. I just saw my roomate's friend changing his shirt and I went "Woo, loking good, Paul!!" Then as I walked to my room, I thought to myself "Damn it, Em, that was an actual human and not a post to ILX." The shame.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

you know, threads never get unwieldy if you do that damn last 100 messages thing!!

Didn't Andrew turn that off?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link

why no

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

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This thread is fine, quit it nerds.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah, brilliant. I must have been thinking of the messages-since-last-view thigo.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

NO NEW THREADS EVER

I second that--everything from here will just pale in comparison. We have, in effect, ruined ILE.

Or greatly improved it with a booby storm. take your pick.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link

i have not looked at this thread until just this minute.

my favorites are mandee's and Stevem's. They have character. The rest of you are quite nice too.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

mine has a character and that character is richard d james

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

you people are talking way too much, where are the pix!!!

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

*resists "come to daddy" joke*

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

lemme see yo aphex twins

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

that is the grossest, most unacceptable come on line i've EVER HEARD, anthony miccio.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

of course it won't stop me from doing this

http://www.galeon.com/allmusic/caratulas/a/Aphex_Twin_-_Windowlicker_-_front.jpg

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Soft-on city.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure what's more fake, the face or the breasts.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Apropos of nothing that pic reminds me of this one I made:

http://www.memorygongs.com/come_to_hongro.jpg

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

less photoshop more removing-top

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my god Trayce

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Scary, innit.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey at least it isnt Geir in his underwear OH GOD MY BRAIN.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Dude, I did this naked-ass posting shit long before it was in vogue. A year ago I posted:

and I only have more hair since then. Also: I don't really wear tighty-whities.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Jer come on thats cheating, we've seen that one! DO ANOTHER ONE. please?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:41 (nineteen years ago) link

trayce wins universe

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

this shit's a chronicle of ridic.

― Monday At Bernie's (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:46 (nineteen years ago) link

remy the original tits.jpg is two years old now. i beat you.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago) link

crap. um ... gimme 5 minutes to shave my nuts.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link

There's ANOTHER one of Ally??

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

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