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xp i think we have a burgeoning genre here!

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 25 February 2024 20:23 (three months ago) link

For your respects neando, have another.

Have you heard how poor the Christians are?

"How poor are they?!?"

The Christians are so poor they only got one God, and they still had to split him 3 ways!

H.P, Sunday, 25 February 2024 22:16 (three months ago) link

If I ever want to be a hip and happening youth leader, I'll submit that joke as my resume

H.P, Sunday, 25 February 2024 22:16 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

who was Christian Vander's favourite grunge artist?
Curt Kobaiian

Stevo, Thursday, 18 April 2024 13:55 (one month ago) link

There used to be a secret penis hidden in Rembrandt's The Night Watch until he was ordered to paint over it by its central figure.
He was Banninck Cocq

your mom goes to limgrave (dog latin), Thursday, 18 April 2024 16:28 (one month ago) link

My son said last night right before bed, "I'm going to be like the Republicans and GO P."

omar little, Saturday, 27 April 2024 21:23 (one month ago) link

Hardly a new one I'm sure but he was happy to have come up with it

omar little, Saturday, 27 April 2024 21:24 (one month ago) link

I think that’s original to your son actually

Josefa, Saturday, 27 April 2024 21:30 (one month ago) link


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