recently on ILX Dreams...

I was on an impossibly tall riverboat looking down at the water from a great height and disembarked at a huge warehouse. I escaped a human threshing machine that emerged from the ceiling and then noticed rows of cubby shelves with pies in them and was trying to alert people that there were probably human remains in these pies, but was completely muted and couldn't talk. Then I was told by someone I'd make a very good social worker and there was a place on a course for me. I told them I fucking hate social workers and they said that's precisely why you'd be a very good one! I was looking at a desk in a giant warehouse with rows of desks, which was presumably a place where they train social workers in my stupid dream. On my desk there was a picture of me looking unrealistically handsome and with a full head of hair. And I was thinking this is blatant flattery, this is a scam.

maybe inspired by the fact that the NIN poll is constantly at the top of Site New Answers but I had a dream that I was in a Nine Inch Nails cover band and we did "Piggy" and the lyrics were "Hey there piggy pig pig oink oink oink"