recently on ILX Dreams...

Had this dream where I showed up at this nondescript building and the “owner of ilx” (not who it actually is, some completely fictional person) was like, I’ve deleted your account, can you go to this room? And the room was like a waiting area with other apparently now ex-ilxors? Matt DC was there soon after me & he threw a laptop he had with him at the wall (in this dream reality we…brought our own devices to the building to work there? I don’t know). Someone else (not a real ilx poster) showed up and was like, the owner is deleting the accounts of everyone less famous than Jake Lamb and making it into a music industry insider board. Jake Lamb?! I said. My better half showed up and was like, yeah they deleted my account, yeah I got four weeks notice. Then everyone in the room was like…are we unemployed now?

Don’t mix your drinks, kids!

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Less Than Jake (Lamb)

thats a good ilx dream

terse and unfriendly antipodean ilxors had taken over my living room and wouldn't leave

― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 May 2012 08:13 (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

still remember the seedy interrogative attitude of these fuckers

dreamt I was in the street, looking through a window at a tv that was showing an old episode of Brush Strokes, then Karl Howman (actor who played Jacko in Brush Strokes) walked down the street and he was dressed exactly like Jacko in this particular episode of Brush Strokes, except obviously about 40 years older, and I accused him of knowing the show would be broadcast at this time and dressing that way on purpose so that people would recognise him, he denied it

I was on an impossibly tall riverboat looking down at the water from a great height and disembarked at a huge warehouse. I escaped a human threshing machine that emerged from the ceiling and then noticed rows of cubby shelves with pies in them and was trying to alert people that there were probably human remains in these pies, but was completely muted and couldn't talk. Then I was told by someone I'd make a very good social worker and there was a place on a course for me. I told them I fucking hate social workers and they said that's precisely why you'd be a very good one! I was looking at a desk in a giant warehouse with rows of desks, which was presumably a place where they train social workers in my stupid dream. On my desk there was a picture of me looking unrealistically handsome and with a full head of hair. And I was thinking this is blatant flattery, this is a scam.

maybe inspired by the fact that the NIN poll is constantly at the top of Site New Answers but I had a dream that I was in a Nine Inch Nails cover band and we did "Piggy" and the lyrics were "Hey there piggy pig pig oink oink oink"