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Get going on your bracket: Fat Bear Week is coming!

https://www.nps.gov/katm/learn/fat-bear-week.htm

fajita seas, Saturday, 23 September 2023 20:16 (eight months ago) link

three weeks pass...

BEAR EAT THE LASAGNE

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-67140523

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:26 (seven months ago) link

Silly bear. Lasagne is for people!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:35 (seven months ago) link

I recently saw a picture of a bear with tapeworms. Many many tapeworms. They were at least six feet long and trailing behind her protruding right from her butt. It was horrible.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:36 (seven months ago) link

Sorry. If I saw it - you all have to at least read about it. Google at your own risk.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:36 (seven months ago) link

Why does that surburban kitchen need a camera in it?

(Well I guess they had a b&e so it makes sense to try and protect their frozen foods.)

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 22:10 (seven months ago) link

the bear seems to know right where to look, and how to open a freezer

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 22:22 (seven months ago) link

I recently saw a picture of a bear with tapeworms. Many many tapeworms. They were at least six feet long and trailing behind her protruding right from her butt. It was horrible.

well i know what i'll be dreaming about tonight!!

Yngwie Azalea (stevie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 09:12 (seven months ago) link

lol sorry

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 19 October 2023 09:47 (seven months ago) link

tapeworm say hi to me

c u (crüt), Thursday, 19 October 2023 13:27 (seven months ago) link

six months pass...

Tourist Mauled After Rolling Down Window For Bear Selfie

A Scottish tourist is thankful to be alive after a close encounter with a wild bear sent her to the emergency room.

Moira Gallacher, 72, had been vacationing in Romania with her friend Charmian Widdowson when the women decided to go for a drive through the Carpathian Mountains.

During the outing, the women came across a couple of brown bears and did their best to get a photo of the wildlife.

“What happened was the bear came up to the window at my friend’s side, and no problem. It let us take a picture and went away,” Gallacher said in a video shared by Scottish outlet STV News on X (formerly Twitter) Tuesday, April 23. “But I didn’t get a proper picture, so we went back and it was at my side.”

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“We saw these bears – a mummy bear, and a baby – they were gorgeous,” Widdowson said.
“But they weren’t gorgeous. The mummy bear was hungry, and thought my friend was going to be lunch,” she added.

Recounting the moments before the mauling, Widdowson said she parked her car to be able to get a better photo.

“I thought he wanted to be friends,” she said. “The bear came and wanted to get into the car, but he started getting into the car and bit my friend.”

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 18:56 (one month ago) link

“I thought he wanted to be friends,” she said.

she needs to watch Grizzly Man to see how those 'friendships' work out

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 18:58 (one month ago) link

There are way too many videos on Instagram of people petting and or play-wrestling with bears, with zero context. I feel like a lot of dumb motherfuckers are gonna start getting eaten before long.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 19:02 (one month ago) link

"We're bears — Of course we're going to bite your friend."

pplains, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 20:52 (one month ago) link

Does she somehow know this "mummy" bear's pronoun is "he?"

nickn, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 22:10 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

LOL @ the People link upthread about the tourist bear mauling. Stock photo of bears. Stock photo of hospital gurney.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 13 June 2024 06:03 (eleven hours ago) link

let's think....brown, American black, Andean (aka spectacled), polar, sloth, sun, Asian black, giant panda

Are giant pandas actually bears? or massive rodents

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 13 June 2024 07:10 (nine hours ago) link

DNA sequencing finally proved that, yes, giant pandas are bears. They were originally thought to be bears, then placed in the raccoon family (Procyonidae), then in a family of their own together with the red panda and are now considered bears again.
No zoologist ever considered they were rodents iirc although rhino-sized capybara-like rodents did exist in prehistory.

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 13 June 2024 07:38 (nine hours ago) link

Ahh, okay... I thought raccoons were rodents but that doesn't seem to be the case anymore: 'Distantly related to cats and dogs, they share a common evolutionary ancestor with bears.'

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 13 June 2024 07:43 (nine hours ago) link

These incidences of bears breaking into cars and wreaking havoc seem to be becoming more and more common:

https://www.motorious.com/articles/news/bear-lamborghini-huracan/

Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 13 June 2024 07:52 (nine hours ago) link

xxp it gets confusing because old phenotypic classifications (and reclassifications) were often made on guesswork based on physiology and locale, whereas you can now slap some panda dna in a sequencer and figure out that their genotype says "bear"

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 13 June 2024 14:22 (two hours ago) link


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