Create your own nation state!

AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, WOMAN, YOU'RE KILLING THE BEARS!!!

Two Four Six Eight!
We think bears are really great!
One Three Five Seven!
Fascistic Bear Killers won't go to Heaven!!

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Excellent Economy: Developing Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: The North Pacific
The Rogue Nation of Urallfukkt is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Defence receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Gambling, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining industries.

Crime is well under control. Urallfukkt's national animal is the dumpy tree frog and its currency is the oops.

regards,
the high exalted supreme dictator of dysland

UN Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights: Good Economy: Fair Political Freedoms: Good

Location: the West Pacific
The Republic of Dexness is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate population of 5 million are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government concentrates mainly on Religion & Spirituality, although Defence and Law & Order are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Woodchip Exports and Information Technology.

Crime is moderate, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Dexness's national animal is the bag lady, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the coin.

The Holy Empire of Carsmile
"i was just saying, like"

The Holy Empire of Carsmile is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 35%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, followed by Retail and Information Technology.

Crime is well under control. Carsmile's national animal is the cider armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the meep.

Sorry...

Me and my niggaz be comin through stalkin you out
Killin off any and everything you talkin about
See you in the UN, now we walkin you out
Should've thought twice before you went and open your mouth

"Ogobogonia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region."

UN Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Below Average

Location: the West Pacific

The Republic of Coulsonia is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A healthy private sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, followed by Basket Weaving and Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime is a serious problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Coulsonia's national animal is the anorexic teenage model and its currency is the angst.

"No, Really!"
UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights: Superb Economy: Reasonable Political Freedoms: Excellent

Location: Ilxoria

The Republic of Croal is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its intelligent population of 8 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level social equality free of the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 34%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is dominated by the Basket Weaving industry.

Voting is compulsory and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is relatively low. Croal's national animal is the euglena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the crodr.

I think you'll find that it's very common in the business world for the richest person in the office to be the stupidest.

Endorse me

The Ranch Lobster's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.

YESSSSSSSS

Seriously - my state objected to another state's policies and the guy seemed to really take it personally.

And check out the weapons and warmaking discussions - shades of high school D&D for sure.