What do you look like in your underwear?

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Okay, now I have to go to the gym.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

dude bjork makes sense here, don't worry

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

one time I had an argument with this guy who insisted the band the The was actually pronounced "the Thee". He also theorized that Johnny Marr was related to Chris Mars of the Replacements, which is very similar to when my ex-roommate insisted Bad English's John Waite was related to Tom Waits, "Who is also British."

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago) link

xxxxxx-post
I've decided it was Marcello unless I hear otherwise. He already said as much on another thread.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Honestly who gives a flying fuck what that guy has to say.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha OTM

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently I make people sick!

That photo makes me a lot of things, but "sick" is definitely not one of them.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Indeed. The first time I saw that Luna pic I had a hardon that didn't go away for quite some time.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit did I just POST THAT?

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago) link

You did, Andrew, you did ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Ok, let's just get it over with--who's already pleasured themselves to Luna's pic?

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Now I'll forever associate Luna's lunar pic with Andrew's hardon. I hate this thread.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Unless Andrew's hardon is attractive in some way.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

There is some doubt?!

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

We haven't see you in your underwear yet.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Err, I was the first to post a real pic in this thread.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Unless Andrew's hardon is attractive in some way.
-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 3rd, 2005 1:53 AM. (Autumn Almanac)
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There is some doubt?!
-- Andrew (n...), February 3rd, 2005 1:54 AM. (enneff)

there is only one way to find out, andrew.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:57 (nineteen years ago) link

http://tinypic.com/1j0poz

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I am never going to post a picture of my cock on the internet. Sorry.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:00 (nineteen years ago) link

fully clothed != underwear
underwear != cock

Caarn.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you freakin blind?

From upthread.

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Agh sorry, thread's too long. I lost control 700 posts ago.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Andrew has already posted several underwear pics of himself on ILX ... it's safe to designate him as the godfather of this underwear picture movement.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link

In fact it looks so much like the virtualmodel pics that I evidently scrolled straight past it.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i can tell you right now tobacco use does not make you impotent

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah but anti-smoking lobbyists blame everything on smoking.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:21 (nineteen years ago) link

You're right Allyzay. No what else doesn't make you impotent--this thread...

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is starting to make me feel like I'm reverting back to a perverted college boy hornball.

"So, what's your major?"

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:26 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread gives and gives. There should be more pictures!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm charging my camera, gimme time! ;) Not that Im sure anyone wants yet more pix of me in fishnet (I was going to do a corset and heels shot but sadly, the corset no longer fits. Mores the pity)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd be all over this if my username wasn't my real name. I've already had old friends find me through Google searches pulling up drunken ILE posts I regret. I'm sure my boss would be thrilled to find me vamping it up on a website in my skivvies.....or my girlfriend, for that matter.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:30 (nineteen years ago) link

log out?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

also: Andrew, did you change your original pic, or am I imagining things?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:36 (nineteen years ago) link

vamping it up on a website in my skivvies.....or my girlfriend, for that matter.

You vamp it up in your girlfriend?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:37 (nineteen years ago) link

log out?

well, yes, that's the obvious solution :)

You vamp it up in your girlfriend?

you know it. **does crazy hand slap thing**

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:39 (nineteen years ago) link

i actually got the a-ok from my boss in a hypothetical question about what would result from his having googled me (in this thread the sound of saying that you have googled someone sounds truly lascivious)... he said as long as i was not humiliating him and so long as i was no apparent risk to national security, i could do whatever i want. i haven't posted yet though... i think my girlfriend wouldn't get it.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I just realized that I'm not going to get any sleep tonight because I'll be paranoid that I'll wake up, check this thread and there'll be a hundred red-x'd boxes with a dozen posts after each one saying "WHOA!" "OMG--we have a new winner!" etc.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

The way it's slowed down to NOTHING I'd say you'll be pretty safe.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i haven't posted yet though... i think my girlfriend wouldn't get it.

yeah, that's what's really holding me back right now too. but if I get a couple bottles of wine in me, there's a good chance I may forget about all of that.

I'm waiting to see what happens to this thread tomorrow night (Friday, parties, booze, digital cameras--think of the possibilities....)

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago) link

The way it's slowed down to NOTHING I'd say you'll be pretty safe.

it's the calm before the storm. the booby storm.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

By then there should be a new thread. This one got unwieldy for we dial-up types ages ago.

[xpost - booby storm??!?]

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link

yes. the booby storm.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i do own a surveillance tape of myself sleepwalking naked from a swimming pool to my apartment with a towel draped over my shoulder at 4 in the morning... anyone ever taken ambien? that shit is fucked up.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:50 (nineteen years ago) link

also i do wonder why someone has made a stripping .gif of themselves yet... that would be amusing.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

hasn't, rather

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 3 February 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago) link

you know, threads never get unwieldy if you do that damn last 100 messages thing!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

NO NEW THREADS EVER

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, this thread is making me behave badly. I just saw my roomate's friend changing his shirt and I went "Woo, loking good, Paul!!" Then as I walked to my room, I thought to myself "Damn it, Em, that was an actual human and not a post to ILX." The shame.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:01 (nineteen years ago) link

you know, threads never get unwieldy if you do that damn last 100 messages thing!!

Didn't Andrew turn that off?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:02 (nineteen years ago) link

why no

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 03:04 (nineteen years ago) link

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