sorry if that was a joke itself, but just in case: FB adds those to outbound links, Clickhole has no control over it
― rob, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:34 (one year ago) link
Now I'm wondering if rob is part of the joke.
― pplains, Friday, 11 November 2022 21:39 (one year ago) link
https://clickhole.com/nothingdiffernt-bewtween-being-alive-and-bring-dead-by-queen-elizabeth-ii/
Lates quan blonk very goos
https://clickhole.com/your-churchs-christmas-pageant-has-a-scene-where-jesus-shaves-his-legs-17-signs-your-priest-is-being-sponsored-by-gillette/
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 14 December 2022 18:58 (one year ago) link
Richard D. Zanuck: You can’t make a shark movie without a shark, and we were running into a lot of dead ends because when word got out that we were making a movie that was going to make sharks look like dicks, no one wanted to lend us their sharks.
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 11 January 2023 17:43 (one year ago) link
pic.twitter.com/qHaY4dtTon— ClickHole (@ClickHole) February 21, 2023
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 22 February 2023 19:15 (one year ago) link
I didn't laugh, but I agreed the fuck out of it
https://clickhole.com/nostalgia-overload-todays-throwback-google-doodle-shows-a-guy-in-2013-getting-usable-results-from-his-google-search/
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 December 2023 20:02 (five months ago) link
Most of the older links upthread seem to be broken. Probably can find the articles searching but I liked having this thread as an archive.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 16 December 2023 20:37 (five months ago) link
Recent posts are looking a little grim for the site’s future.
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 00:25 (three months ago) link
oh wow
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 00:38 (three months ago) link
It hasn’t been funny in a long time
― B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 03:09 (three months ago) link
the kinds of sites it's satirizing have largely gone bankrupt. sad!
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 09:41 (three months ago) link
well this one made me laugh a lot
https://clickhole.com/beautiful-hall-and-oates-have-reconciled-after-thinking-up-a-song-called-ace-and-a-half-where-a-sexy-lady-plays-cards/
― frogbs, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 05:28 (three months ago) link
it's been consistently funny despite its targets vanishing imo
https://clickhole.com/9-freddy-krueger-quotes-you-should-never-repeat-to-a-pregnant-woman/
― Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 10:34 (three months ago) link
Questions of ongoing relevance or humo aside, just in case anyone isn't taking a peek at their homepage, i think JoeStork was initially referring to these being the top 4 headlines at the time:
The Tragedy Of The American Economy: It Is Now Almost Impossible To Support A Family Of Five On An Online Satirist’s Salary
Job-Hogger: While The Majority Of Her Coworkers Got Laid Off, This Digital Media Employee Is Currently Taking On 4 Jobs’ Worth Of Work
LOL, Good Luck With That: This Writer Believes The $2.5 Trillion Dollar Media And Entertainment Industry Can Somehow Find The Money To Pay Her A Lower-Middle-Class Wage
Inheriting A Trainwreck: The Few Remaining Employees Of This Gutted Digital Media Outlet Are Holding A Seance To Contact A Recently Deceased Coworker Who Has Sole Admin Privileges For Their Company’s Facebook Page
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:17 (three months ago) link
also that same day:
Just Because A Job Is Useless Doesn’t Mean It’s Okay When It Abruptly Ends
― The Yellow Kid, Wednesday, 14 February 2024 17:18 (three months ago) link