The 2006 American Midterm Election Day Thread

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oh Jon will just rub his nipples on camera for like 10 minutes.

Stephen will probably be hiding under his desk.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

the more and more people refer to it, its looking like this Baker-Hamilton Commission thing is going to be used as cover for troop withdrawals ("declare victory and run" scenario)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"Somehow it seeped into their conscience that my attitude was 'stay the course.'"

BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

anybody watching on CBS? was there just a weird audio glich, or did somebody bleep Bush?

rems (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

He's "constantly adjusting" his ah-dee-oll-oh-gee!


Wonkette:

"I also congratulated Congresswoman Pelosi.”

He said it again! No “Speaker Pelosi” from Bush.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

new meme for the next 2 years - cutting and running is staying the course.

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

That sounded like a major cock up there haha

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, his explanation about the Rumsfeld deal is deeply...strange. He's on a tear!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah there was a weird cross-signal or something

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

oh he's going all loopy with this when did he know rummy was going timeline

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

who is the HEED?

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

this reminds me of Reagan's first press conference after Iran-Contra.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

it sounds like he's improvosing the Rummy explanation

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

no, the bleep just came over the NPR feed. He must be busting out FCC violations again.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Third "congresswoman"

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"I knew you fellas would get me to negotiate with myself."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT a line.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh Alfred, you have a perverse memory.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm guessing this is not the president his supporters wanted to see this morning

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"One of these three characters asked me about minimum wage."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Commenters on wonkette.com say the bleep occurred on MSNBC and NPR, too!!!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ABANDON 'PRINCIPLES' NOW, you drydrunk!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

*blink blink* Jealous?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

He actually looks kind of.... scared.

Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.lbeh.org/moh/whitehouse/whitehouse5.jpg
the HEED

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

all the needs to happen now, is Bush to peel back his skin to unveil lizard features ala V

DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

haha what a question

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

pelosi be calling u names haha

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hey Pelosi thinks you're an asshole! Your response?"

"Uh, campaigns and governing are different things..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, my country, my country. Won't someone stop this mad parade?

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet he's really wishin Daddy would bail him out right about now

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"hey, didn't you hear the unfortunate shit we said about her?"

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

this is a close election

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm gonna start visiting her...with the idea of comin' together. Look, this is a close election."

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"It was a thumping!"

WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

his face was phenomenal! he looked like he was passing a kidney stone.

rems (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, your first RODEO?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I bet he's praying god will bail him out right about now.
x-posts

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Bush is now officially funnier than Borat.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Not his first Rodeo with Pelosi, fnarr

also CNN website has finally called MT for the flathead.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

"Not my first rodeo, just my first trampling underhoof"

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Did he mention a rodeo???
x-posts oh he did say that.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

?!?!?!

"Don't f*ck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

nyt joek haha

jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, NY Times joke!

"Thumping?"
"Thumping."
"Polite way..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

That response may actually be the first time I've ever seen the likeable Bush!

hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

The cumulative effect is a thumping

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm still going to try to speak plainly..."

AND FAIL.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"thumpin'!"

http://www.8thstreet.com/images/Emenence_CB15.jpg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"Mmm. Um, you know I really haven't...I'm gonna keep speakin' plainly."

oh PLEASE do.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link


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