but, then again, flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov
― gff, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I sent this link to one of my coworkers, who basically was all, "oh that's funny, but I can see why they'd be so concerned- OMG IT'S A PENIS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I WANT ONE FOR THE OFFICE"
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
heliknobter
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i25.tinypic.com/2rmqtfo.gif
― carne asada, Thursday, 29 May 2008 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Thank you for that. It's even more surreal as a moving image.
― James Morrison, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs127&d=08225&f=kasparov549.png
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 30 May 2008 00:27 (sixteen years ago) link
flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:27 (fourteen years ago) link
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
grandmasturbation
― i wouldn't call myself an indie kid! i may be deluded (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
penis to Queen's P0rn
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
They could go one better and get one of those three foot inflatable penises popular on hen nights, fill it with helium, and attach the helicopter mechanism.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/images/shop/inflatable-willy-action.gif
And if that's not big enough, there's a six foot version as well.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
dude
― i wouldn't call myself an indie kid! i may be deluded (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link
― i wouldn't call myself an indie kid! i may be deluded (acoleuthic), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kViF1FAt6Zw/Sw6nyAGrAMI/AAAAAAAABDc/vLrgo3gqSjc/s1600/Tareq,+Vice+President+Biden+&+Michaele+Salahi.jpg
crashing dicks attack Joe Biden
― wtf?!? just randomly started crying! (HI DERE), Friday, 11 December 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
I'd also attach a video camera to the, er, nose, and chase people with it.
― HUH? not appropriate (snoball), Friday, 11 December 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
flying Gary Kasparov attacks penis
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
kasparov security guard takes bishop. checkmate.
― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
― Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051114090351/uncyclopedia/images/7/7e/Flying-penis-beast.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link
say it out loud
roll it around a little
― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
ok wtf is up with the flying penis beast
― kenan, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link
before clicking I really thought this thread is about some kind of a chess move, oh well
― V79, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, there should really be a move called the flying penis attack if not why not
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
usually the person who uses that move has already lost the game
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Better than 'Bashing The Bishop'.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Those cocks are at it again: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116460/wooden-cock-putin-critics-car-russia
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
http://s3.postimg.org/rly86v7lf/woodencock.jpg
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 6 February 2014 09:41 (ten years ago) link
― ciderpress, Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:32 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fFIl7ru.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 23 March 2014 04:30 (ten years ago) link
http://www.stereogum.com/1805139/enrique-iglesias-sliced-his-fingers-on-a-drone-and-finished-his-concert-covered-in-blood/news/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-l4V-yxBU
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/eVZ5Px0.jpg
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
this is flying penis attacks Gary Gasparov
― savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link
i can't believe this happened over 8 years ago
― serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link
same; i also can't believe i was posting here over 8 years ago
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link
this is one of those rare events that transcends our perception of three-dimensional spacetime. it is in fact happening everywhere at all times
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3lycabC.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
it's kind of amazing that the subsystem that makes you blink doesn't also tell the rest of you to dodge, not even a little bit.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 March 2018 03:41 (six years ago) link
'is first'
― lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 04:51 (six years ago) link
― ciderpress, Friday, 3 February 2023 16:29 (one year ago) link
not often enough tho
― mark s, Friday, 3 February 2023 16:35 (one year ago) link