Is There an ILE Introduce Yourself Thread?

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For whatever it's worth, I never got into Infinite Jest. I found a lot of it painfully unfunny. After a few hundred pages I gave up.

After that I read a lot of DFW's other work and enjoyed most of it.

(Similarly, I enjoyed Mason & Dixon until they actually started, you know, surveying the Mason-Dixon line. Then it suddenly got bland for me. But it is a wonderful book to have on your shelf, especially if it's the hardcover: It's a gorgeous object!)

Chris P (Chris P), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Kate St.Claire
Location: Clerkenwell, London
Age: 22 (I have been turning 22 for as long as I can remember)
Fav Band: Spacemen 3
Fav Movie: Performance
Fav TV Show: Time Team
Fav Book: Brideshead Revisisted
Fav Actor: Gary Oldman
Fav Actress: Katharine Hepburn
Fav Food: pizza
Fav Sport: jumping to conclusions
Fav Athlete: why would I have one of those?
Drink of Choice: COFFEE
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): vodka
Smoker? : fuck no. virulently so.
Occupation : musician/office slave
Do you work out? : I power walk 4 miles a day
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 2
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 1
Add anything you want people to know : I'm single for a reason, folks.


kate, Friday, 14 February 2003 09:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

John Henry Days is sitting on my bookshelf, sandwiched by a good number of books I've bought & haven't read. I'm still working up the courage to try & read a non-school, non-comic book for the pure purpose of leisure. (Poetry collections don't count, of course, because there's no need to commit.) I've heard mixed things about JHD, actually, but given how great The Intuitionist is, I'm not worried.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 February 2003 09:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

hey hstencil, you should come to the NYC FAP on tuesday!!

Name: geeta
Location: NYC
Age: 23
Fav Band: the minibosses, wire
Fav Movie: der blaue engel
Fav TV Show: i don't watch tv
Fav Book: the one i am writing
Fav Actor: don't have one
Fav Actress: ingrid bergman
Fav Food: japanese, ethiopian, indian
Fav Sport: basketball
Fav Athlete: don't really care
Drink of Choice: beer
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): beer
Smoker? : not anymore.
Occupation : grad school
Do you work out?: nope
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 10000000
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 100000000

geeta (geeta), Friday, 14 February 2003 10:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gygax, I played Casiotone for the Painfully Alone for a full month once.

Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 February 2003 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Mark *asarotto (sorry, I've already got too much to be embarrassed about on th'interweb)
Location: Puntey, SW London
Age: 29 in 5 weeks
Fav Band: Belle and Sebastian, The Aislers Set, Magnetic Fields, Le Tigre
Fav Movie: Sleeper, The Nightmare Before Christmas
Fav TV Show: The Book Group, The Simpsons
Fav Book: Catch 22, Orlando Furioso, The Basic Eight
Fav Actress: Thora Birch, for purely hubba hubba reasons
Fav Food: Italian by default, Indian, expensive stuff like caviar and foie gras
Fav Sport: association football, to play and watch, and badminton to just play
Drink of Choice: red wine from Australia, Argentina, South Africa and Chile tends to win through, but I love to experiment and vary what I drink
Drug of Choice: n/a
Smoker?: nope. Makes me sick, and I'm delighted with that.
Snooker?: Why not? It'll take me hours if it's a full size table, though.
Occupation: chatroom moderator/manager, writer
Do you work out?: I play footie twice a week, and swim, and cycle when it's warm, does that count?
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: to someone who likes my personality, maybe 7. If they don't like me, then 3.
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: unanswerable. I have a good heart, I love friends, I am enthusiastic about others, but I can be a bad-tempered, irrational, jealous fun-hater.

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 14 February 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't live in Puntey, either. And I proof read the bloody thing three times! I live in Putney, it's very nice.

I also forgot in the TV column any historical documentary with Adam Hart-Davis. He's so cuddly!

Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 14 February 2003 12:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm sure I've done this before too, but here goes

Also, I'm another person who doesn't like fill-in-the-blanks surveys. My name is Caitlin, although that's not what it says on my birth certificate or my passport. I'm 25, I'm English but I've lived in Edinburgh since I was 18. My taste in anything - music, books, films, art, whatever - tends to be pretty eclectic, so whenever anyone asks: "Who's you favourite [blah]", I go a bit blank. I'm a computer geek - well, a geek generally - and I first found ILX via Sinister.

If you want to know anything else about me, go here.

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 14 February 2003 12:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Ste Foster
Place: Cheshire, England
Age: 29
Fav Band: Orbital, PWEI, FSOL
Fav Movie: Who Dares Wins
Fav TV Show: Grange Hill
Fav Book: Good Omens
Fav Sport: Football (to watch)
Drink of Choice: water
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): I used to do acid a lot, but not anymore
Smoker? : Never
Occupation : software licensing dude
Do you work out? : Never, skinny as a rake
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 3
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 7

Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Friday, 14 February 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hmm, according to David R., I'm a big old softie, but someone on ILM called me "fucking hardcore." I'm confused.

It was fun to meet David, actually, although I was pretty drunk/drugged/nervous that night.

NYC FAP? Hmm, maybe I'd go. Details?

hstencil, Friday, 14 February 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Rating: 5.7

the album or the writer?

minna (minna), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

hstencil lives right down from my best friend! I probably have seen you on the street and not even known it. Do you ever go to Gibney's? There's a diner right under the Broadway subway stop that is mad good, but I don't remember the name of it, ever.

Name: Ally
Location: NYC
Age: 23 in a few months
Fav Band: I don't know. Maybe I like Jay-Z best but then sometimes I like the Ramones better, you know?
Fav Movie: I don't know this either. I like to quote Scarface.
Fav TV Show: I don't really watch TV, I think I like Third Watch but I haven't seen it in ages so maybe I don't anymore.
Fav Book: Fathers & Sons by Turgenev
Fav Actor: currently it is probably Edward Norton but I prefer to say Steve McQueen because he's just cool.
Fav Actress: Ummm...I like Catherine Keener, her role in Being John Malkovich is like an older me.
Fav Food: I like Italian.
Fav Sport: Football
Fav Athlete: currently I like Shockey.
Drink of Choice: beer, Amstels. hard liquor, vodka & cranberry. But generally I just drink water.
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): Not anymore.
Smoker? : Quitting.
Occupation : Corporate whore.
Do you work out? : I have a personal trainer!
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 5
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 8
Add anything you want people to know: I'm really tired today.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 14 February 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 5" - no fucking way

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 14 February 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

um, saying too low clearly

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 14 February 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you don't know me by now...

Name: james
Location: west london
Age: 26
Fav Band's and musical stars: Poison, Megadeth, Slayer, Dinosaur Jr, Philistines Jr, Avril, Shakira, Kelly O, NMH, OTC, Smashing Zwan, Journey, Cheap Trick, Iron Maiden, Komeit, Juniper Moon, Sum 41, Beach Boys, Carpenters...that sorta thing
Fav Movie: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, American Movie, ROTJ
Fav TV Show: Grounded for Life
Fav Book: Mysteries - Knut Hamsun; Gatsby; Dance Dance Dance - Murakami; Confederacy of Dunces
Fav Actor: None really
Fav Actress: Ditto
Fav Food: Cakes of all sorts
Fav Sport: Cricket
Fav Athlete: none really, Kane?
Drink of Choice: Tea
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): no thanks
Smoker? : nope
Occupation : Library assistant
Do you work out? : nope
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 4
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 4
Fave comicbooks: All James Kochalka stuff, Transformers, Joe Matt, Urusei Yatsura, some superhero stuff
Height: 6 foot 1

I like painting pictures, and walking around aimlessly.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also, James Blount is my #1 fan.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think I probably answered all of these questions here.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Yancey
Location: Manhattan
Age: 24
Fav Band: Rolling Stones, Gang of Four, etc., etc.
Fav Movie: Rounders
Fav TV Show: Sportscenter
Fav Book: Tosches' Hellfire or White Noise by Delillo
Fav Actor: Paul Newman
Fav Actress: eh
Fav Food: Chicken Parm and mashed potatos!
Fav Sport: Football/Baseball/Basketball
Fav Athlete: Dell Curry, Walter Payton, Michael Vick
Drink of Choice: Budweiser or Dr. Pepper
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): eh
Smoker?: ja
Occupation: Writer
Do you work out?: No
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: 5
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: 5

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ally, what is Gibney's? I've only been in Astoria a few months, haven't had much time to explore (plus it's so fuckin' cold, I don't feel like going out much).

hstencil, Friday, 14 February 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

hi carey,

his last record was my #1 of 2002 (nobody voted for it on P+J).

he has a new song about a guy he summer camped with who listened to "there is a light that never goes out" on repeat for over 48 hours.

gygax!, Friday, 14 February 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: William Nicholas C***man (Nick)
Location: Lexington, KY
Age: 24 going on 80
Fav Band: 44.1 khz ;-)
Fav Movie: if I have one, it's The Big Lebowski
Fav TV Show: meh
Fav Book: mebe The Illuminatus! Trilogy?
Drink of Choice: coffee, tea, wine, beer, it's all good!
Drug of Choice: my band isn't called 'Green Theory' for nothing
Smoker? : not cigarettes
Occupation : magician
Do you work out? : I play "airplane boy" with my son every day
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 3 billion!!!
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : ZERO
Add anything you want people to know: I'm potty-trained.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ooohhhhh. I didn't know there was a new album. I have to track a copy down.

Carey (Carey), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok i'm a "newbie" but wtf:

Name: schnell, schnell

Location: uk

Age: 20

Fav Band: hmmm... right now? kleenex ... pussy galore ... black dice ... scissor girls ... rolldeep ... heartless

Fav Movie: the apartment/back to the future depending on my mood

Fav TV Show: simpsons, eurotrash

Fav Book: wuthering heights

Fav Actor: none

Fav Actress: i guess j-lo has a nice ass

Fav Food: fry up

Fav Sport: cheking out chix0rs

Fav Athlete: kris akabusi

Drink of Choice: lillies wine from Tehran super on teh finchley road, london

Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): E

Smoker? : camels

Occupation : student

Do you work out? : i try to do 10 press ups a day but it's killing

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : 10

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : 0

schnell schnell, Friday, 14 February 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

he's mixing it with jamie from xiu xiu right now. it will be out on that german label (tomlab) in september.

gygax!, Friday, 14 February 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

gygax!, what is Occupation: FASHION ?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

he works for a family-owned clothing manufacturer. That's all I'll say.

hstencil, Friday, 14 February 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

a chinatown sweatshop!

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well gygax! said to add anything we people want to know, so how about

Number of employees in family-owned sweatshop:

felicity (felicity), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not gonna give it away, but family-owned can mean a lot of things.

hstencil, Friday, 14 February 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Like mafia? Do you have a death wish or are you just trying to threaten me?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

no, no, like privately-held corporation! I am not trying to threaten you!

hstencil, Friday, 14 February 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well you make it so mysterious. He could be John Galliano himself for all I care, I was just interested in which aspect, if he cares to say.

felicity (felicity), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

(sorry I really shouldn't even be on this thread if I'm not going to do it)

felicity (felicity), Friday, 14 February 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

sorry, I was just trying to not give away the name of the company since gygax! hasn't posted.

hstencil, Friday, 14 February 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's Skidz isn't it?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 14 February 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

my lips are sealed.

hstencil, Friday, 14 February 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha I love that Yancey's fav. athlete is still Dell Curry!

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 14 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Felicity in penance you will have to give us all your exact coordinates!

Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 14 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

(geographical, that is)

Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 14 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I thought Felicity was quoting from GoodFellas right there.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Friday, 14 February 2003 21:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

julio. 23. postgrad student blah blah.

Miss laura- you have a 'fascinating arrangement'.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 14 February 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thought I'd join in.I've been hanging around here for a while,but never introduced myself.You probably guess that Eugene Speed isn't my real name,it's my alter-ego DJ name.I am in the construction trade,and have been a DJ since 1987.I live in Essex,England and take great delight in terrorising the highways with various mental motors I build in my workshop.I spend too much money on eBay buying records and F1 memorabilia,and I also puff too much weed.I've been good recently,though.Anyway,I am engaged to the lovely Max Speed,she likes high-horsepower Japanese cars and Kiki Raikkonen.We have a cat,who we strongly belive is an alien,and three birds who live in the kitchen.I love all forms of dance music except 2-Step garage and gangster rap.I have been on pirate radio on and off since 1991,having run my own station on the Isle of Man and then playing on several London pirates such as Eruption,Klass and Shakedown FM.More recently,I had a slot on Premier 88.6 in Essex.And I'm a total internet slag.I sit here slagging away for hours,wasting my time and having fun whilst doing so.You get the picture.Hi,anyway.

Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Friday, 14 February 2003 22:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've answered those questions when they first appeared, and I've filled in that profile thingy, even with a photo! There is no more to say...

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 14 February 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thank you, Julio - I'm realy thrilled with it (the arrangement that is) - it's not for everyone, but it works for us.

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Friday, 14 February 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Name: Kilian Murphy

Location: Bray, south of Dublin, in the Republic of Ireland

Age: 20

Fav Band: Low, My bloody Valentine, Aphex Twin, Black Box Recorder

Fav Movie: Jacob's Ladder / Mullholland Drive

Fav TV Show: Frasier / old Simpsons

Fav Book: Anne Tyler "The Accidental Tourist"

Fav Actor: Tim Robbins

Fav Actress: Nicole Kidman

Fav Food: Pasta with red pest sauce and bacon

Fav Sport: Football

Fav Athlete: Damien Duff

Drink of Choice: Vodka lime / budweiser

Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): I don't take drugs

Smoker? : No

Occupation : Studying journalism, work part-time in a newsagents

Do you work out? : No

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks? : That's for others to decide!

On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality? : See above answer

Add anything you want people to know:
I love you all (well, most of you) , and I extend this to users of ILM (where I post even more regularly than here).

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 14 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

"red pest sauce"

pestO. Ahem.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 14 February 2003 23:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

hello its me, donna from new zealand and im too tired to answer the list of questions. but hi anyway hstencil.

donna (donna), Saturday, 15 February 2003 07:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes I'm happy that ILM-ers such as mista stencil and the killing joke clown have started posting more on ILE.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 15 February 2003 12:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Cheers, Coolio.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 15 February 2003 12:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha, i just realized, i've already done this on another thread! i don't think much has changed since then. except for maybe i am even more of a moody bitch than before.

sand.y, Saturday, 15 February 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link


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