the bizarre poetry of spam emails

This one got past the spam filter:

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To: Webmaster

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genuinely want to respond to this because wtf is the scam here? subject line is "Gift Piano"

Hello,

I'm giving out my late husband's Yamaha Baby Grand Piano to any passionate instrument lover. Let me know if you are interested or have someone who would like to have the instrument.

Thanks,
Castillo M. Carmen

Pig butchering?

xp Here's the scam. They want you to pay for "shipping." You'll never get the instrument. It's a low-dollar, high-volume grift.

I encountered this in reverse when I tried to sell a piano. They sent me a certified check for the instrument plus shipping. I was supposed to pay the shipping company. The check was fake, of course.

Selling a baby grand piano is not easy.

This one made it past google's spam filters into my inbox.

"The rhythms of classical music can be so relaxing. Do you have a go-to composer or piece?"

"hello krakow
During the day, I operate as a non-verbal communication specialist and communication mentor. Indeed, that appears sophisticated but it‘s mostly about observing and decoding. Have you know that over 50% of our dialogue is unspoken? On the weekend, I‘m either deciphering ancient puzzles or entangled in an puzzle chamber.
Your turn? What you fill your days?"

spambots have been really getting into escape rooms I've noticed

hello ledge
I‘m a nurse who revels in mountaineering. Have you ever confronted a peak, be it actual or symbolic?
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