"Get a Brain! Morans": Word is out

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wow. for a sec i thought he may have done that intentionally.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 10 July 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

looool

kind of a long-winded, awkward zing anyway, moraon

circa1916, Friday, 10 July 2009 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost my first reaction was the same, but then i realized, no, he didn't have enough paper/brain to make a right one.

Sookeh, I vant to suck your titties (stevienixed), Friday, 10 July 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

^^ Classic!

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 17 August 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link

What that really needs is someone holding a sign saying "Where's the Birth Certificate" ...

(oh, wait..)

Mark G, Monday, 17 August 2009 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Why didn't Republicans turn Get A Brain, Morans Man into a Joe The Plumber type?

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Monday, 17 August 2009 20:29 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

he's not gay, he's British.

2+2 is 4 (Spinspin Sugah), Sunday, 31 October 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://i52.tinypic.com/swcoes.jpg

Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

Chrotle.

The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

isnt the get a brain morans guy protesting an actual congressman named "morans"? or am i misremembering

☂ (max), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

no max don't ruin it!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:41 (twelve years ago) link

Moran, a female Irish Quidditch player in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

☂ (max), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

http://foundationcenter.org/grantmaker/moran/

rip nyc chicken (am0n), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

The Moran Family Foundation supports innovative programs that promote healthy development of at-risk children and at-risk families whose lives are impacted by the challenges of poverty.

rip nyc chicken (am0n), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

omg

so the "Get a brain! Morans" guy is actually clever and we are the ignorant ones

ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link

he sure fooled us

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

on the other hand he gave us some of the greatest ilxor-on-ilxor zings of all time so thanks dude who weirdly looks like my uncle if he had long hair

death to ilx, long live the frogbs (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

okay my research is unfruitful, this guy may actually be an idiot, please continue

☂ (max), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link

Apparently he was part of a contingent of pro-Iraq War demonstrators at a peace rally.

jaymc, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 15:02 (twelve years ago) link

i think my family are members of the moran family foundation

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

http://3973cds.com/images/Moron-Air-Base-early-1960.jpg

rip nyc chicken (am0n), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

get a plane, moran

brazenly frog (bnw), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

You guys! I can't believe you've fallen for such an obvious piece of image manipulation! "Get A BRAIN! MORANS" and "Go USA" is not what the guy's signs were originally saying, they've been photoshopped. Here's the original, untouched picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/moranis.jpg

The man is actually protesting against the disrespectful parody of Darth Vader in Spaceballs. And "OSA" stands for "Organized Starwarsfans of America".

Tuomas, Thursday, 7 July 2011 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

I thought you all might like to see this:

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/7/17/2279239/get-a-brain-morans

Mark C, Monday, 18 July 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

How do you respond to the criticism of Tony La Russa, that he has a history of enabling steroid users, both in Oakland and St. Louis?

He has a history of enabling your mom. Interview over!

LOL

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Monday, 18 July 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

suggest ban nation

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 18 July 2011 16:00 (twelve years ago) link

He hates that photo so much (sueing the photographer), he has it as his profile picture on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/#!/BirdsOnBats06

Mark G, Monday, 18 July 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

"enabling your mom" is all-time

What do you mean by "the little things"?

For a perfect example, just look at one of the greatest teams ever assembled: the 2006 World Champion St. Louis Cardinals. That team had David Eckstein, Yadier Molina, So Taguchi, and Aaron Miles. That's a Jew [sic], a Mexican [sic], a Chinaman [sic], and a regular American. It was a variable [sic] "League of Nations" of doing the little things. They hustled like all get out, they bunted all the time, and they weren't afraid to move the runner over. And most important, they got it done in the clubhouse, by which I mean, they created something I refer to as "a winning atmosphere."

this is... this is wau

Spotify, Spotify me (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2011 16:21 (twelve years ago) link

This can't be real, can it? For one thing isn't the That's a Jew [sic], a Mexican [sic], a Chinaman [sic], and a regular American bit part of an Archie Bunker joke?

The 700 KKKlub (lpz), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

for some, it is a mantra

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

helluva scoop that interviewer got

didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

Archie: What’s the matter with this? I call this representative government. You’ve got Salvatori, Feldman, O’Reilly, Nelson–that’s an Italian, a Jew, an Irishman and a regular American there. That’s what I call a balanced ticket.

The 700 KKKlub (lpz), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...
one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/2igdf.jpg

Alba, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

that is perfect

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

missing IT'S idiot, jeez.

Psy Psperling (get bent), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

I think she forgot the comma:

A Village Somewhere in Kenia Is Missing There, Idiot!!

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

You know, to raise awareness about how a whole village is missing while idiots just go about their business.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

a toilet somewhere down the hall is missing its frightful turd

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

a toilet somewhere down the hall is missing its frightful turd

― free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Tuesday, September 18, 2012 7:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol otm

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

So much about that photo is gross. The room is a pigsty, she looks like she shat herself, and just... WTF, sign.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link

speaking of which, from today:

BFIB ‏@BirdsOnBats06
Hey @TonyLaRussa will you're new book be available on audio cassette? If not, are their lots of pictures?

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 23:31 (eleven years ago) link

BFIB ‏@BirdsOnBats06
During WWII their where chicks playing baseball #neverforget

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is he doing this on purpose?

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 23:32 (eleven years ago) link

btw Alba I stole a link to that picture and put it on Facebook

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Wednesday, 19 September 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link


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