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I dream about a green door a lot.

I'm terrified Shakin Stevens is behind it.

Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 24 January 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

egads! I hadn't checked this thread for a while, I got crushed! I always knew dancing was hazardous!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 24 January 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Getting crushed like that strikes me as the kind of thing that happens to connor whathisface outta bright eyes, every other day.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 24 January 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

And apparently I dated some pregnant married woman? I need to search for my name more often.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Monday, 24 January 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I just took a nap and dreamt that Ned Raggett and Dave Q went to a pub and plotted to take over ILX by themselves, which involved banning everyone but them.

Not knowing what Dave Q looks like, he was represented by a crown set atop a copy of A Night at the Opera, in a bit of "Doonesbury"-esque surrealism.

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 27 January 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I dreamed Sarah and I went to the same high school, and she was in this super advanced Biology class and I wasn't. So apparently every year in this class the students and teacher discuss people they think should be in the class next year, and my name came up, but Sarah didn't think I'd be good for that class. She told me this in the hall. She said she thought I'd be too nice, or was too much of a pushover, or that I was somehow not tough enough for that Biology class. I was so mad at her.

But the teacher, who happened to be my senior Biology teacher in real life, thought that Sarah was wrong about me and gave me the entry test anyway, which wasn't just a test, it was a test and an interview and I had to give references -- references from people who would say I'd be really good at biology, I guess. Anyway, I got in and then Sarah and I were friends again, though I was still a little mad at her.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago) link

But I remember thinking that sooner or later we'd have to get along, because our lockers were so close together, because I'm an H and she's a J. It was a pretty involved high school dream.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 30 January 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a dream several days ago that my husband was killed in an accident. But I didn't really care that much, I was sad but I realised that my life had to go on so I didn't get too upset.

The next night I had a dream that I lost my right arm (I'm left-handed) and again, I wasn't too miffed, only saying (in the dream) that I "never used that one much anyway".

I wonder what the hell that all means.

papa november (papa november), Monday, 31 January 2005 01:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh and I just remembered the dream I had last night.

For some reason someone was looking in my ear, I was really embarassed and remarked, "oh it's prbably full of earwax" and they said "no, it's something else" and proceeded to pull out some large congealed bit of blood plasma. Ewwwwwwwww

papa november (papa november), Monday, 31 January 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

This reminds me I dreamed last week I was sitting on a beanbag watching TV with momus and he was surreptitiously trying to hold hands with me.

I'm not sure what to think of that one!

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 31 January 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Goodness, that a weird one.

I once dreamed I was sitting on the adge of Beck's bed discussing his new album. He asked me what I thought and I told him it was shit. Then he got all maudlin.

papa november (papa november), Monday, 31 January 2005 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Would it be churlish of me to point out that this thread is only for ILX-related dreams, and that there are other non-ILX-specific dream threads?

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 31 January 2005 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Oops, sorry. Didn't read the thread properly.

papa november (papa november), Monday, 31 January 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I recounted this dream to a nuber of you yesterday, but hey.

It was school science project time and stevem and I had teamed up to build a robot (that looked suspiciously like one of the two-legged walkers in Star Wars) in some kind of box-shaped diorama. Our robot was pretty cool and we were pretty confident of winning.

So we set off to school along the Thames in a tiny boat. Soon though Caitlin pulled alongside us in a boat powered (incredibly quickly) by nothing more than rubber bands. There was no doubt that Caitlin would beat us in the science competition, but to make sure, she torpedoed us with her fast boat, leaving us floudering in the water as our robot/diorama got chewed up by a nearby hydroelectric dam.

What could it mean?

Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 7 February 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link

two nights ago i dreamt i was on my DJing DEBUT at Freaky Trigger, and i had everything planned out so well, but after I put on this song I went for a drink and then some guy started talking to me, and i got really engaged in the conversation and when i realied it the song i put on had finished for ages and someone else got fed up and took over the set. so my lovely planned set never got played, and then i was told i can never DJ there ever again!

ken c (ken c), Monday, 7 February 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

A large group of ILXors, most of whom I have never met in real life, we standing around in a field waiting for someone to arrive, and so I started talking to Spencer Ch0w, only I didn't believe it was really him since he was wearing a really old dirty hoodie and Spencer is always dressed so nattily, and then he confirmed my doubts my turning into a triangular bread loaf pan, and all I could say was "Wow, I've never seen one of those before" At which point Daniel Desario crossed with someone I knew in college wandered in and every one was all excited to talk to him, and then we decided we had to put a very pregnant emilymv in a cage for her own safety, and people were feeding her through the bars.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh man, I had a dream the other I actually remembered and wrote down in great detail as soon as I woke up. Hold on while I go and find it...

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:23 (nineteen years ago) link

I AM SCIENCE!

(unless you meant the *other* Caitlin, obv)

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

No, it was you. And I'd get a patent for that rubberband-powered boat.

Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

I've already started collecting all the rubber bands I can see lying about, so I can make one :-)

caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:45 (nineteen years ago) link

This is barely an ILX dream, but I had this fucked-up dream last night where first it had something to do with ghosts and a boat but then it morphed into being a dream where I was in college, and somehow it was related to Gilmore Girls, and I was eating in the dining hall with some fashionable college kids and I saw these chocolate-peanut butter cookies and I thought to myself "Wait - so Kenan and J3ssa didn't make those cookies we had the other night, or even buy them, they just stole them from the dining hall!"

n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I was going to transcribe the dream but it will take too long, so here are the salient points:

1. I had a drink with John McLaughlin of the Mahavishnu Orchestra (so this is more of an ILM dream than an ILX dream)

2. Me and my brother went to see the premier performance of John's new piece - which was about Ruth Ellis (you know, the last woman to be hanged in Britain) but was entitled "June Walter Ellis".

3. The performance took place in a shop with the "musicians" sitting behind counters.

4. They did a version of "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand, another song was written by... Brian Auger!

5. As the last piece of music started, a spotty bespectacled nerd stood up in front of the stage/counter and started offering a critique of the night's performance - saying it was regrettable Mr. McLaughlin was not playing "more notes" and, bemoaning the fact that he was no longer playing "skinhead funk", stated, "Playing six notes endlessly - no matter how well played - is not sufficient." (maybe it was Geir?)

6. Part of the performance involved Madonna getting her head shaved.

7. The music consisted of really powerful and melodic feedback drones which "John McLaughlin" was controlling by means of pedals. He did not have a guitar.

8. The rest of the music was coming from a device which was being attended to by several earnest young men - this device, frankly, was a laser printer.

9. I said to my brother, "Can you guess what age he is?" My brother said "34", but it was obvious he was referring to a piece of musical equipment and not to John McLaughlin.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Completely weird.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you calling me a cookie thief, Nick? That's a fairly serious accusation. And there's no way those dining hall cookies were as good as Jessa's.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Tuesday, 8 February 2005 15:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Holy shit, Dadaismus's dream is the best dream ever. I am jealous.

n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:04 (nineteen years ago) link

holy fuck i just remembered i was at matos mum's house and he showed me an old kids book that he still read every couple of months and then he asked if i had much homework to do!

mullygrubbah (bulbs), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Skinhead funk!

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Somehow I just knew Sundar would be interested in a dream with John McLaughlin in it!

Dadrockismus (Dada), Wednesday, 9 February 2005 13:45 (nineteen years ago) link

in my dream last night i was at a party where...

rosemary and i were comparing our matching costume-jewelry rings that we got at some tween store in the mall

miccio borrowed a couple of tapes of russian trad-folk songs from me so he could make copies

ally wanted to know why i always said "beautiful" in a sarcastic voice whenever something bad happened (i made up some multisyllabic german word to describe the phenomenon)

(and karen o was at the party too. she couldn't find her shoes and she was yelling at me because she thought they were under a pile of books i left on the floor.)

christo and jeanne-claude (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 13:05 (nineteen years ago) link

A week or so ago I dreamt that latebloomer was beaten up by Henry Rollins.

Anyone Who Can Pick Up A Frying Pan Pwns Death (AaronHz), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I dreamt that Gear called me on my hot new cell phone and asked me what I thought of "Hollaback Girl", then I had to explain to my friend who I was talking to and it was awkward.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a dream a few days ago that I was dating someone who resembled, but was not, Roxy.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

miccio borrowed a couple of tapes of russian trad-folk songs from me so he could make copies

i would too! when not busy macking on karen

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I had another dream involving jel, this one had him making robots in his basement like that painting of Christopher Walken, and he kept talking about ICEMOTH!

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, dream on jaymc. ;)

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

like that painting of Christopher Walken
Zuh?

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.brandonbird.com/lazysunday.html
I don't know why it surfaced on ILX, but it did.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

That's a masterpiece.

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Chris Walken is drinking...a Tab...cola...and...building Optimus Prime.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

What's wrong with his ass?

Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Blimey!!!

I have been painting pictures of robots recently, and I often think of ICEMOTH!!

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/bby2k/robots.html

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Walken is kinda Brian Wilsonesque in that picture.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Robot 3 is my new wallpaper. It's soothing.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Excellent!!! :)

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

adamnordic asked me to come over and lay some carpet. it was 3 inch thick whitey orange shagpile. he had these big plastic donuts he claimed you had to tack it down with. i went looking for the toilet. seems he lived in a kind of mexican barracks with blankets hung for doors. i got lost wandering through the dust from one cinder block building to another and finally found myself under a bridge. a very tall skinny man with a tiny head painted yellow and green crouched over his briefcase. exhultant he pulled out the new funkadelic record. day of release he yelled. i expressed misgivings but could only mutter "...by way of the drum" when he grilled me on what the last funkadelic record i'd heard was. he was holding up a lyric sheet and praising clinton's words when adam popped his head over my shoulder and sarcastically singsang a couple of lines. we stumbled off and the only way back into the compound was through a series of folding doors. one was open and i thought i'd take that but adam headed straight through the one guarded by deniece williams. she flipped me the bird as i followed.

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 05:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"WOODROW WILSON" spelled out in a wheatfield as crop circles.


..someone on ILX either recently said they used to make crop circles for fun in high school, or that may have been a dream too.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 24 February 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

No, that was Huck. Who else.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Last night I dreamt that I was in South London and I got into a fight with two unidentifiable grime MCs because I couldn't freestyle. I warned them they were out of their ends and they started to kick shit out of me but then Dave Stelfox appeared out of nowhere and scared them off.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 3 March 2005 10:54 (nineteen years ago) link

!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 March 2005 14:32 (nineteen years ago) link

OK I had a fucked up dream last night, for some reason I was at this southern truck stop stereotype of a hellhole bar with virtually no patrons (though all were female to start with), and Je4nne Fury was the barmaid. At one point it became a weird situation where teh drugs were referenced and suddenly Je4nne and this heavy, middle aged woman both produced like sugar bowls of coke. Je4nne was like all scarface about it, she like dumped the damn thing on herself. She also grabbed my hand and blurted out that I was "catatonic." An influx of other customers came in out of the blue, they also partook in the coke, one of the new patrons I'm pretty sure was JBR but it could've just been someone similar to her. Then I ended up wandering down a long corridor to the "parking garage" with two of Tom's friends, having a weirdo psychology discussion about porn, phone sex, and masturbation. One friend just kept giggling and yelling "CRANKIN'!", the other had quite a bit to say. We gave up on the car search and ended up back in the saloon because he needed to ask Je4nne a question about the topic but I woke up.

Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 March 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link


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