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― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Never fails--go to work, then I come home and the good pics are all little red x's....

But Luna, good God! I feel like I should thank your parents for a job well done.... :)

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I would post my picture here, but I'm not sure I want hundreds of people wanking over me *just yet*.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean, I've got a career trajectory to consider here. No masturbation fodder at least until the disappointing third release...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I like how you included "trajectory" and "masturbation" in the same post.

― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally's boobs are now file not found.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:33 (nineteen years ago) link

'disappointing third release'

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link

this is all I'm showing. must remember to delete this tonight.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/chest.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

wow, roxymuzak and JuliaA just knocked me on my ass.

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago) link

damn gear you sure dont look like you drink much sparks

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Gear man, is that abs? Awesome.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry dudes, I realized like 15 minutes ago that housing nudies on a school server at a university that has been monitoring student activity like a hawk the past 6 months probably was a bad idea.

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

its cool your breasts are permanently branded in my brain

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

five years ago it looked like I was housing a quartet of baby seals in that mofo, I was so out of shape. The result of an ill-fated addiction to calzones, probably.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Dorm Brothel!

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

your breasts are permanently branded in my brain

heh. thank you, jarvis

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

That's why exercise via midget-tossing and couch-hauling does good for your body, Gear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Dwarfs are easier to toss.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Um can I reword that?

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I think after the couch incident I was so paranoid about catching assplay in the living room that I cut my trips to the kitchen in half. Another reason, I suppose.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't blame you. I wonder what she's doing now that she doesn't have your couch to assault?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Funny how M1chael Jacks0n dangled his child over that balcony, because he usually just tosses little kids off.

― Snappy (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

this whole thing is sort of reminding me of a christmas card my wife and her girl friends posed for... just naked chest shots... no legs or heads visible... "HAVE THE BREAST CHRISTMAS!" was the inside message.

now in the US, today IS groundhog's day, but i'll leave it up to you guys to come up with something clever linking this to short, pudgy, and hairy things and holes.
m.

― msp (msp), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

from what I gather, Luna, ex-roomie is going to see the Spazmatics at Dragonfly on santa Monica Blvd every Sunday, sexing an indie kid five inches shorter than her, and still working at H0u$t0n'$ restaurant in santa MOnica. I hear this from her former best friend who now lives in Salt Lake City

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

by "kid" I mean 19yr old, she being 25 now, haw

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago) link

niiiiiiiiiiiiiice she will be serving me dinner very soon (xp)

― Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG GEAR.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/livingroom2.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

wait, that didn't work at all

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0803298145.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

it saddens me that c411um has not posted a pic to this thread

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

do NOT tempt fate

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

:-O~!@#$%^&*

― Monday At Bernie's (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna is so awesome.

Adam you have quite the torso. I'm jealous. Seriously. I think this has inspired me to go back to the gym...

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

ditto, but replace 'back' with 'for the first time'

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

this is all I'm showing.

boo!

Gear!'s body = Teh Rowr.

― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously: hot. damn.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sure any number of us would be willing to host your boob pic, ally.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Adam you have quite the torso. I'm jealous. Seriously. I think this has inspired me to go back to the gym...

Doooooooooo eeeeeeeeeet.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 00:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I also require the attentions of The Gym.

ihttp://base58.com/ilx/ymof.jpg

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Everyone who has posted a picture: you had a second of "Oh god, I'm in the wrong window" after pressing submit, yes?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I actually was in the wrong window, and had to do it again.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

That would be fun if luna's pic had ended up on say, the pope thread.

― Dr. Z Indahouse (AaronHz), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently I make people sick!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:14 (nineteen years ago) link

rhymes with 'sick'...

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:15 (nineteen years ago) link

if i have a host, it's another story, but until someone hosts the photo i'm kind of in the position of risking getting an email, two weeks before graduation, informing me i'm being kicked out of school for porn traffikingggg :P

― Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyzay), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:20 (nineteen years ago) link

that's not pr0n, that's, like, art

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:25 (nineteen years ago) link

MOOOLTI PASS

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Who the hell said that luna?!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Ah I brought it on myself Trayce, you complain once or twice about being thought of as a bimbo - even though you're aware you caused that to happen - and then post a picture of yourself in your underwear and apparently that's enough to make people want to hurl.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 3 February 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link

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