village voice cover story: "white girls with big asses, man"

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I can't decide if I meant to do that or not.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm gonna convert to breastism just to stay avant-garde.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

what kind of half-man doesn't like breasts AND ass AND legs? good lord.

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

true, Mia is 1000x hotter than Sloane.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

It's about priorities, Gear.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

who is an ass man here

also I had an ex-girlfriend once (WITH NO ASS WHAT WAS I THINKING?) who had a male boss named Sloane so you see I AM TRAUMATIZED by that name.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

i like both, but i tend to zoom in on ass first.

im going to covert to left-butt-cheek-ism, just to throw this new craze for previously uncreated body parts a curve.

― splooge (thesplooge), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Somewhere a weirdo internet lurker with one luscious left cheek and one scrawny hair-covered right one is rejoincing.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I feel ill.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

my god, thanks nabisco, I am going to have nightmares tonight.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

for sickness or health, Mandee, think about it!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

im think im going to be a right-cheekist now. i cant have it where people are only taking care of one cheek and are already aware that there are people singling cheeks out.

― splooge (thesplooge), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

rejoincing

Nabisco the Neologist.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

You misspelled "pervert", Ned.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Why can't people be into elegant fingers or collar bones or foreheads or something Victorian like that?

I have nice ankles.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

If it helps, Mandee, I have a thing for nice chins. Also really striking noses, but that's not uncommon, I don't think. Chins, chins are important.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a big ass before big asses were cool! :-)

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I have a happy weakness for shoulders and the back of the neck.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

i know people with ankle fetishes. i personally, have a hair fetish.

layna, holler!

― splooge (thesplooge), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

The only thing I am particular about are freckly shoulders.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.somebizarre.com/Resources/loaf.jpeg

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee, we have enough time and energy to fetishize over any body part. (shoulder blades and necks are very nice) Well, external body parts. I don't know of any spleenists.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I have elegant fingers, and my feet are cool.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I hope no one finds gallbladders sexy as I do not have one.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

i generally love womens hair (generally not boyish haircuts though) and asses the most.

― splooge (thesplooge), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

NB: big-ass discussions need to start differentiating properly between "big" and "round." The article, for instance, uses "big" and "flat" as antonyms, despite the fact that there are plenty of asses that are both. The kind of big ass people get all excited about tends to be the kind that's got some front-to-back roundness to it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

hasn't anyone seen Mandee's eyes?? that's the stuff right there! I remember those pics

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

how can you fuck up such a winner of a topic???

― jess, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Nabisco now has NEEUQ EHT EVAS DOG on his ass from being so on the money

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

we've already discussed how: by being named Sloane.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

goddammit Gear!'s gonna beat me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

if someone could show me how to insert pics, i could display the specimen of ass that nabisco refers to.

― splooge (thesplooge), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

it's not like i read the thread

― jess, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

hasn't anyone seen Mandee's eyes?? that's the stuff right there! I remember those pics
-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), August 16th, 2004.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/coyness.jpg

Why hello, Gear.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

the roundness is implicit when making a positive reference to a big ass, just as the nice round shape of a breast is implicit when extolling the virtues of big tits, ie who likes huge flappy, saggy banana tits? Okay, someone probably does, but not most.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Hi Jess!

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

My day has been made!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:42 (nineteen years ago) link

"flappy"

― OH NO (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

back to the asses now. apologies for the "derail of dreaminess"

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not much of a tit man, either. I think I must be gay.

― Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

you've eaten a saggy banana before? was it maybe an overripe plantain?

― jess, Monday, 16 August 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

only if your lack of tit love is compensated for by the presence of cock love

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you like elegant, lady-like wrists?

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Ruben Studdard's "Flying Without Wings" has been tainted forever.

― saggy, flappy banana nightmares (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Thing is, I'll accept almost any shape or size of ass or breast, as long as it pleases me. I cannot define the criteria I use, but I know it when I see it. (I see it a lot.)

― Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

damn, those eyes PIERCE MY VERY SOUL

(still not gonna work.)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

in 20 years this article is going to read like those painful hip daddy liner notes that record companies used to commission for doo wop albums

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

You have to remember, Stencil, that Mandee is from Gr33l3y, CO, and therefore smells.

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:47 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost to Tracer - like the ones Nat Hentoff of the Voice used to write?!?!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Try 20 seconds.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 16 August 2004 19:48 (nineteen years ago) link

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