I just finished book #10 of Robert Jordan's stupid series.

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bowl of winds was ~shrug~ but when elayne unravels a gateway and basically napalms the seanchan was sick

Lamp, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Who (besides Rand) has killed the most people?

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Padan Fain likes the odd massacre doesn't he?

Number None, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, but a whole bunch of them (heroes and villains) are pretty bloodthirsty.

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't mat blowing the horn result in like thousands of dead seanchan?

which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

elayne killed a few thousand seanchan + all those soliders died @ caemlyn on her behalf (dont know if that counts)

Lamp, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Shaido forces

* 100,000 Shaido led by Sevanna of the Jumai sept.
* 400+ Wise Ones capable of channelling, led by Thevara.
* 25-30,000 other Aiel forces (presumed to be Shaido) to the west of Malden.
* 40,000 other Aiel forces (presumed to be Shaido) to the east of Malden.

[edit] Allied forces

* 15,000 Seanchan led by Banner-General Tylee Khirgan and Captain Bakayar Mishima.
* 12 Seanchan damane.
* 20,000 Dragonsworn under Masema Dagar.
* 900 Winged Guards of Mayene under Lord-Captain Bertain Gallenne.
* 1,000 Legion of the Wall of Ghealdan under First Captain Gerard Arganda.
* 3,000-4,000 Two Rivers bowmen under First Captain Tam al'Thor.
* 20+ Cha Faile, mostly Cairhienin, under Selande Darengil.
* 20 Aiel Maidens of the Spear under Sulin.
* 6 Wise Ones under Edarra of the Shiande Aiel.
* 3 Aes Sedai.
* 2 Asha'man.

[edit] Casualties

* 400 Shaido Wise Ones taken as damane.
* Other Shaido casualties unknown but likely tens of thousands killed or captured.
* Approximately 19,800 Dragonsworn killed.
* Total casualties among the other Allies: approximately 100 killed.

ian, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

wot.wikia.com is my new timekiller.

ian, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Why did I type Nynaeve into GIS

The 400 LOLs (dyao), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ lol @ u

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't wait to create all of these characters in the Sims, though

The 400 LOLs (dyao), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

2009
exterior, smoking area, northern virginia office park (somebody has mentioned robert jordan)
el tomboto:
magic is bad for you unless you have tits!!
coworker who put "sweat equity" into his wife's WoW main for an anniversary present:
not anymore, they fixed it in like, book seven

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

wot fan art is our dark century's brightest beacon of hope imo

that and the fact that govt tech nerds are keeping the plot on track

Lamp, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

easily in my top five coworkers of all time btw

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

list thread?

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

more like cheetos equity rite???

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

its good 2 have some1 in yr life you can talk about star ocean w/

fwiw el tomboto i cannot see you making it through even half of one of these but the idea of u trying is just lol

Lamp, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

If I am ever again tempted to do NaNoWriMo I may write Magic Is Bad For You Unless You Have Tits!

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

fan art, tho

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i tried, once

xp to read once of these, i mean

goole, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

one of these

goole, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess i need to read these again before launching into the next one, which means buying them all again.

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

As counter-intuitive as it seems, it really is easier to read these in one giant lump than it is to read them as they come out with the giant gaps between books.

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

problem is, that was a possibility when i was 15 and didn't have to do anything except eat, sleep and have hair. nowadays, not so much time for reading.

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i never read number 11, and i didnt even finish 10.

i may just pick up 11 and see how it goes. i havent read a word of this series since 2003 but i read the first 6 or so several time each.

ryan, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

dilemma:

do i got a bookstore to buy a paperback of the eye of the world, OR do i order it from amazon, even though with shipping it's only a few bucks cheaper? I worry that if I wait for it to arrive in the mail my enthusiasm for nostalgia will have faded.

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

btw this is some secret shame shit, but the first time i picked one of these books up i was in 7th grade and i did it cuz i saw a (cute) girl reading one of them and thought maybe it would make me more likable/"cool."

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd buy it at a store, but that's me.

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

other option is to ask my mom to look in the closet of my old bedroom for my old copy, but that might just make her confused and a little sad.

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I am pretty sure I picked up the first book because I saw it on the shelf in the library and thought "oh hey, a huge fantasy book; I need something to read for the next two weeks".

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

that is how i began reading the fantastical works of Mr. Raymond E. Feist.

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

same as that. didn't fancy much else on the limited fantasy shelf of our local book store, which is always a factor.

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

there was one (short) aisle of sf/fantasy in the local library, and i swear i must have spent dozens of hours in my adolescence staring at those books. it's a shame i wasn't taller, i must have missed out on so much ;_;

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man, we had an entire section! Looking back, I can't believe how lucky I was re: the libraries my mom worked in.

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

We had a pretty big section in ours as well. It's how I ended up reading Avram Davidson, which I'll be forever grateful for.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

to be fair there was a lot more stuff at the library a town over, but i couldn't ride my bike there.

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

even as a pre-teen i knew to avoid L Ron Hubbard though. I don't know how I managed that. I think I looked at those warlord of space books or whatever and just kind of knew they were crappy?

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

but they ere big, and there were a lot of them.

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

read the first one aged about 13, and it was just embarrassing

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Unfortunately I read 8 of the Mission Earth L. Ron books. Thanks limited small town library! But this thread has made me decided to re-read RJ again after finishing Ulysses.

the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

holy shit the audiobook eye of the world is 25 CDs long??!?

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I read 1 L. Ron book...? I ended up being more of a Heinlein whore anyway; I don't think I ever even read 2001: A Space Odyssey

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i read not one but THREE books by mercedes lackey. can't believe it.

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

i think my parents lost faith in my manliness when i stopped reading books with spaceships on 'em and switched to elves & fanciful beasts.

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

i read not one but THREE books by mercedes lackey. can't believe it.

hahahahaha you are not alone

CURSE YOU, SWORD AND SORCERESS ANTHOLOGIES

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Friday, 26 June 2009 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, we could give you a pass for Diana Paxson, Mercedes Lackey or Jennifer Robeson, but ALL THREE?

(altho looking those back up makes me realize I have actually read Charles DeLint! hmm)

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Friday, 26 June 2009 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

holy shit the audiobook eye of the world is 25 CDs long??!?

― ian,

It's like 27 hours or something. Took nearly two weeks of gym time and chores to make it through.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 26 June 2009 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

okay, i bought a paperback of the eye of the world.
if i have as much fun with this as i hope, i might have to begin a blog. or else you will all have to see this thread on new arrivals everyday.

happy coincidence: guy on the street selling records outside the bookstore, got a clean copy of Joy Division's "Closer" and also Fleetwood Macs "Pious Bird of Good Omen" so flipping those will pay for the cost of the book & then some.

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

the paperback editions of these are so flimsy ime

this crazy chick on another forum with like a talmudic knowledge of the series used many quotes and examples to convince she had worked how the series would end and now i am bummed a little.

Lamp, Friday, 26 June 2009 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link


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