I just finished book #10 of Robert Jordan's stupid series.

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mat will always be more compelling than rand imho.

ian, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

rand is the inverse of matt he starts out reasonably interesting and slowly become more and more of a total joke and non-entity

This is pretty OTM.

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Perrin got pretty annoying in the last few books i thought, the storyline with him chasing the Shaido seemed to go on forever

Number None, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:07 (fourteen years ago) link

tell me you guys are talking about dennis perrin

goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

while its true that dennis perrin is a werewolf no we r not

best ta'veren is probably egwene as mentioned upthread

Lamp, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

oh shit forgot she's also ta'veren...is nynaeve also?

OH big question here: can't remember for sure but isn't thom merilin actually elayne's father??

implied but not confirmed iirc

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

i dont think its verified but thats the cw xp

egwene isnt really ta'veren shes just my favorite EF character. of the three mat's probably my pick

Lamp, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

do u guys have a favorite angreal in the story i am partial to the weird doorway (obvs) and the balefire rod but i am curious as to your more invested opinions.

ian, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

not really angreal but the whole portal stone thing was a++++ and one of my favorite things in the series

the protective get-ups the nynaeve and the other powerful AS has are pretty cool

Lamp, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

protective get ups? maybe i didn't read that far or have forgotten. i liked the rings that make them go to the dreamworld too cuz dream worlds are A++

ian, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

foxhead medallion pretty punk too.

ian, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link

cadsuane! thats the other one. have u got the cleansing yet? i think thats really the first time they're mentioned

nynaeves is a set of rings connected to a bracelet and a belt i think that has a well and can null the power like mat's foxhead and detect channeling and is also an angreal. might do other things.

cadsuanes is a set of charms connected to like a headband and each of the charms does something similar to nynaeve's jewelery

Lamp, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

bowl of the winds!

which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

dreamworld rings
the Seanchan collars
the bowl(?) they used to change the weather

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

ha i could c+p that to the taco hot dog thread and it would be relavent.

xp

which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

holy shit i forgot all about the collars!!!!!

which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

seanchan collars are fuuuccccked. like when the darkfriends have them on people and they just fuckin em up. bowl of the winds was awesome yes.

i did get to the cleansing but srsly haven't picked up these books for years and years so i'm forgetting things.

ian, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i keep poking around for a copy of the eye of the world. i always see it at thrift stores around here. must.. begin.. re-read..

ian, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

those collars made the largest impression on me of all of them tbh

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

bowl of winds was ~shrug~ but when elayne unravels a gateway and basically napalms the seanchan was sick

Lamp, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Who (besides Rand) has killed the most people?

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Padan Fain likes the odd massacre doesn't he?

Number None, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, but a whole bunch of them (heroes and villains) are pretty bloodthirsty.

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

didn't mat blowing the horn result in like thousands of dead seanchan?

which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

elayne killed a few thousand seanchan + all those soliders died @ caemlyn on her behalf (dont know if that counts)

Lamp, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Shaido forces

* 100,000 Shaido led by Sevanna of the Jumai sept.
* 400+ Wise Ones capable of channelling, led by Thevara.
* 25-30,000 other Aiel forces (presumed to be Shaido) to the west of Malden.
* 40,000 other Aiel forces (presumed to be Shaido) to the east of Malden.

[edit] Allied forces

* 15,000 Seanchan led by Banner-General Tylee Khirgan and Captain Bakayar Mishima.
* 12 Seanchan damane.
* 20,000 Dragonsworn under Masema Dagar.
* 900 Winged Guards of Mayene under Lord-Captain Bertain Gallenne.
* 1,000 Legion of the Wall of Ghealdan under First Captain Gerard Arganda.
* 3,000-4,000 Two Rivers bowmen under First Captain Tam al'Thor.
* 20+ Cha Faile, mostly Cairhienin, under Selande Darengil.
* 20 Aiel Maidens of the Spear under Sulin.
* 6 Wise Ones under Edarra of the Shiande Aiel.
* 3 Aes Sedai.
* 2 Asha'man.

[edit] Casualties

* 400 Shaido Wise Ones taken as damane.
* Other Shaido casualties unknown but likely tens of thousands killed or captured.
* Approximately 19,800 Dragonsworn killed.
* Total casualties among the other Allies: approximately 100 killed.

ian, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 00:00 (fourteen years ago) link

wot.wikia.com is my new timekiller.

ian, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 00:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Why did I type Nynaeve into GIS

The 400 LOLs (dyao), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ lol @ u

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I can't wait to create all of these characters in the Sims, though

The 400 LOLs (dyao), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

2009
exterior, smoking area, northern virginia office park (somebody has mentioned robert jordan)
el tomboto:
magic is bad for you unless you have tits!!
coworker who put "sweat equity" into his wife's WoW main for an anniversary present:
not anymore, they fixed it in like, book seven

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

wot fan art is our dark century's brightest beacon of hope imo

that and the fact that govt tech nerds are keeping the plot on track

Lamp, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

easily in my top five coworkers of all time btw

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

list thread?

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

more like cheetos equity rite???

giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

its good 2 have some1 in yr life you can talk about star ocean w/

fwiw el tomboto i cannot see you making it through even half of one of these but the idea of u trying is just lol

Lamp, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

If I am ever again tempted to do NaNoWriMo I may write Magic Is Bad For You Unless You Have Tits!

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link

fan art, tho

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i tried, once

xp to read once of these, i mean

goole, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

one of these

goole, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i guess i need to read these again before launching into the next one, which means buying them all again.

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

As counter-intuitive as it seems, it really is easier to read these in one giant lump than it is to read them as they come out with the giant gaps between books.

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link

problem is, that was a possibility when i was 15 and didn't have to do anything except eat, sleep and have hair. nowadays, not so much time for reading.

darraghmac@nebbmail.com (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 June 2009 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

i never read number 11, and i didnt even finish 10.

i may just pick up 11 and see how it goes. i havent read a word of this series since 2003 but i read the first 6 or so several time each.

ryan, Wednesday, 24 June 2009 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

dilemma:

do i got a bookstore to buy a paperback of the eye of the world, OR do i order it from amazon, even though with shipping it's only a few bucks cheaper? I worry that if I wait for it to arrive in the mail my enthusiasm for nostalgia will have faded.

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link

btw this is some secret shame shit, but the first time i picked one of these books up i was in 7th grade and i did it cuz i saw a (cute) girl reading one of them and thought maybe it would make me more likable/"cool."

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd buy it at a store, but that's me.

get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Friday, 26 June 2009 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

other option is to ask my mom to look in the closet of my old bedroom for my old copy, but that might just make her confused and a little sad.

ian, Friday, 26 June 2009 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link


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