What do you look like in your underwear?

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http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/mookieproof/compositor.jpg

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 27 January 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

me and kenan can't possibly be the only people who are tempted to post actual pictures of ourselves in our underwear. these pictures are all so creepy! i did one but don't know how to post the photo really so eh. it didn't look like me anyway, the lady face does oddly remind me of my aunt heidi though.

Allyzay Highlights The Fallacy of Radiohead (allyzay), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

The lady face is very strong-jawed.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine looks curiously like me. I admit, their belly-forward butt-out option actually does match my build. That + skinny = reasonably accurate.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Mine looks nothing like me.

RJG's quiff edit is impressive.

There are pictures of me in my underwear, too. Mark C has them. He should not post them.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Now I'm going to imagine all ILXors having perfect, if vaguely pixellated, skin.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 27 January 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

technology = fascism.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

i think that would be a better thread. real underwear.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

No-one would post first. Or second. Third, maybe.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i might consider posting. maybe.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:46 (nineteen years ago) link

too much hair, jon.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, thanks DEAN

Reviewer: Sir Potomus (Washington, DC) - See all my reviews (ex machina), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 January 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I admit, their belly-forward butt-out option actually does match my build.

Me too! Except I think it wasn't even dramatic enough to convey exactly how fucked up my curved-in spine is.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

TOO MUCH HAIR JON!!!

Site Admistrator (deangulberry), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

they didn't give many realistic hairline options

Snappy (sexyDancer), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

why has no one hijacked this yet?

elwisty (elwisty), Friday, 28 January 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Yours isn't bad, Kim. Er, not that I've seen you in your underwear.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Apparently I have the same body as Madchen and Roxy

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:53 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah me and madchen are identical except my hair is lighter. this shit is a sham.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:54 (nineteen years ago) link

also: 99 posts and a roffle ain't one

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 28 January 2005 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

CRAP
http://home.comcast.net/~saellow/compositor.jpg

adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:26 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.comcast.net/~saellow/compositor-1.jpg

adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link

POLYESTER

adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome

adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

So far mine looks like Dave Hughes. I'll keep trying.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.4bitterguys.com/adam/myvm.jpg

Hey not bad. Just needs slightly smaller tits and slightly larger love handles. And the hair's wrong. And the nose is too pointy. And the eyes are too small. And the lips are too narrow. And my forehead doesn't slope like that. And the skin colour's wrong. But apart from that it's like looking into a mirror.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.4bitterguys.com/adam/myvm2.jpg

My arse is bigger than that. I mean come on.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 28 January 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

http://deanna.ladyinterference.com/ilx/virtualmodel.jpg

Well, except for the fact that I'm a little less bulky in the thighs, a little less "cut" in the stomach area, my upper arms are a little bigger, my face doesn't look like that of a drag queen's, and my skin complexion isn't that dark, yeah, that's me. So it really doesn't look like me at all, save for a few facets of the body structure that ring true.

(Oh yeah, and this is the reason why I keep covered up all the time and would never subject someone to view me in even a one-piece bathing suit. Believe me, it's for the benefit of society that this virtual model mock-up of me is the closest I will get to showing myself in anything even remotely revealing.)

Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 28 January 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link

my body is too weird for the robots to comprehend

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 28 January 2005 05:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Hurrah for unique bodies! Unless you're an alien, that is.

Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 28 January 2005 05:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, I had fun dressing up my little virtual model thingamabob in the outfits the site selected for me, even though most of the fashions looked laughably outdated (and this is coming from someone who doesn't even really follow the fashion world). I did manage, however, to find me a few outfit choices I would actually wear outside. This is one I'd like if it actually got cold enough here in South Central TX to wear it:

http://deanna.ladyinterference.com/ilx/virtualoutfit01.jpg

Oh yeah, and did any of you read the clothing advice the site gives? Most of what I read ended up being things I either already do or things I *knew* I had to do. Trinny and Susannah these site operators aren't.

Samantha Baker (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 28 January 2005 05:36 (nineteen years ago) link

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/tombotundies.jpg
EXCEPT I HAVE GENITALIA

TOMBOT, Friday, 28 January 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

AND TATTOOS

TOMBOT, Friday, 28 January 2005 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

EXCEPT I AM NOT SO WHITE AND HAAVE BIGGER HIPS AND WAY NICER CALFS.

Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 28 January 2005 08:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Hang on, there's outfits?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 January 2005 09:18 (nineteen years ago) link

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That's warmer.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 28 January 2005 09:23 (nineteen years ago) link


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Momus (Momus), Friday, 28 January 2005 11:13 (nineteen years ago) link


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