My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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The wedding pictures looked really nice! I was expecting the worst from your description of the dresses but they looked good.

I had a boring fancy-schmancy wedding to go to that same day, there were no kegstands unfortunately.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

whoa! i am also amazed at kegstand wedding w/ parental involvement

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, that is a source of wonder.

― baaderonixx, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

more people should get married

― RJG, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

no, no one should get married. we should just throw more weddings.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

OTFM

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

totally

i am also amazed at the tans (real? fake?)

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha mine is fake, i was suggestold to use some tanner. everyone else's is real (as far as i know) but they do all live in arizona.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

ah, arizona, that'd explain things
haha, you don't even look tanned though in comparison (you look healthy though), so maybe their suggestion was so that you wouldn't contrast too much in all-important wedding photos

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i figure as much. my sister isn't even too tan (for her) to be honest, she's just very dark. i spent the entire time wondering if any of them had ever even heard of sunscreen.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

OH this is a cameraphone photo because my camera's battery had died and i forgot to charge it, but we ate dinner in a restaurant that had THIS
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/426265010_1ed805a6c3.jpg

yes, that is a bust of the pope. on the table.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

you know who never heard of sunscreen was Tatsu, that dude

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

That pope is fantastic, you can eat in peace knowing your food has been blessed by the pontiff.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Pope on a lazy susan. The dizzy pontif.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

is that the new pope or the old pope?

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

It looks like Pope Classic, as opposed to the New Pope.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

lol brown skinned ppls be brown xp

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

my comment is actually based on him spending inordinate amounts of time lounging in the direct sun by the pool in the backyard wearing SPF zero

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

yes, that is a bust of the pope. on the table.

I was at one of those places in Santa Clara or Palo Alto or one of those Silicon Valley suburbs once. They had just got nu-pope in. It cost them $450 or something to replace the pope. The staff were all really pissed off that the management wouldn't let them sell the old pope on eBay.

― accentmonkey, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

The staff were all really pissed off that the management wouldn't let them sell the old pope on eBay.

he was probably pretty smelly and mushy at that point ... you would THINK they wouldn't mind getting rid of him.

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

insert pope-a-roni story here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/pope-dan.jpg

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Buca di Beppo was it?

― peter james, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Look, I don't have time to read through this whole thread. Is it ok to just assume that your sister met the guy she married while serving him at Hooters?

Also, can we talk about the thinking behind the Hooters mascot being an owl with human breasts for eyes?

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

the milk of wisdom? breasts=windows to the soul?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

I went into a Hooter's for the first time this weekend and the smell of fried food and ketchup was so overpowering I nearly wretched. And I like fried food and ketchup.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

spencer, for you, i will make them change their romance story to that one.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm finding it hard to shake the image in my mind of an owl with human breasts for eyes trying to get to the center of a tootsie roll (TOOTSIE ROLL!) pop.

Also, owls are assholes because of their annoyingly superior and withering gaze, but with human breasts for eyes, they're really something else aren't they?

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

You've put forward this "owls are assholes" thesis before, haven't you?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

It's Onion based:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35819

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

iraqis consider owls to be stupid and calling someone an owl is an insult.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

but really, just do a google image search for owl and you'll see what I mean. They don't think very much of us.

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

i must say that i don't care much for owls either

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

This is what I do to owls:

http://rrc.boisestate.edu/Student%20Projects/N%20Taylor%20project/bucket%20o%20Bur%20Owls.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

thats right, PUT THEM IN A PLASTIC BUCKET

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

they are just going to fly out.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/ihasabukkets1.jpg

― Laurel, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I CLIPPED THEIR SMUG LITTLE WINGS

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

not with enough cement they won't

xposts

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

i fucking love owls, they are so totally the black-sheep bad-asses of the bird of prey family.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh laurel that fucking rules!

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I AM OWL MAN

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

eighteen years pass...

Hopefully she can find a new gig

Hooters restaurant chain files for bankruptcy protection

Founded in 1983, the restaurant known for waitresses in skimpy outfits has run into financial difficulties lately

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/01/hooters-restaurant-bankruptcy

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 1 April 2025 18:16 (one year ago)

They should take the advice of the tweet that said Hooters should appeal to younger people by bringing in real owls.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 1 April 2025 18:17 (one year ago)

It works in Japan.

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 April 2025 18:24 (one year ago)

I wonder which is worth more, Hooters the chain or the Hooters, the band?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 April 2025 18:33 (one year ago)

I went to a Hooters once in Dallas and had a beer while the dudes went to a Guitar Center (snore)
What was trippy was the panty hose on the servers, I'd forgotten that panty hose ever existed

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 1 April 2025 18:35 (one year ago)

I wonder which is worth more, Hooters the chain or the Hooters, the band?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, April 1, 2025 2:33 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

til that one of the Hooters wrote "What If God Was One of Us"

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 April 2025 18:43 (one year ago)

https://foreveryoung80s.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/hooters-with-hooters1.jpg

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 1 April 2025 18:59 (one year ago)

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