My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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DUDE SRSLY BEST WEDDING EVER, OMG

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hooters.com/fun_stuff/

― Latham Green, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh, the dresses aren't so bad, Ally! Ed's right: it's a nice purple, and the sashes aren't as wide as I thought they'd be. you look very nice!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

did someone do that updo for you or did you do it yourself? I wish I could wear my hair like that every day. it's awesome.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

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― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha jesus, no, someone else did that for me. i have no coordination and also i have NO idea how she even did it. i mean, my hair is about chin length and she didn't put extensions in or anything. hair genie. i was actually ok with the outcome. i wouldn't let anyone else do my makeup but decided to just kiss it to god re: the hair because i have no abilities to do my own hair.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, the only time I had my hair done like that, I was a bridesmaid and the bride had all of us get our hair done at schmancy salon. it was brilliant; it's the only time my hair has every stayed completely out of my face for hours.

the rockettes line of boys is obv. awesome.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/427623570_d9fca28c5b.jpg
this is what our hairs looked like in the interim between "in face floppy hair" and "'60s updos hair" fwiw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

ahahaha! my updo consisted of my hair being in lots of braids and then coiled so when I took it down I looked like medusa. it was pretty sweet.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

i was still yanking out bobby pins the next morning, i swear to god. there must've been 60+ in there.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Y'all looked great in those pink dresses. How disappointing, after the way you prepared us for the worst.

― StanM, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/429278560_4963f3a8b9.jpg
my dad :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

rad

― gff, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

Respect to your family.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

What kind of communist is your mum to have not taken part?

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

a communist in a short skirt

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

That seems like a poor excuse for a member of your family, maybe she was the one that was adopted.

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

i should probably post some actual nice pictures but that's not as hilarious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh i'm not saying it is a terrific excuse, ed! i think she should've went ahead and done it!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

The wedding pictures looked really nice! I was expecting the worst from your description of the dresses but they looked good.

I had a boring fancy-schmancy wedding to go to that same day, there were no kegstands unfortunately.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

whoa! i am also amazed at kegstand wedding w/ parental involvement

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, that is a source of wonder.

― baaderonixx, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

more people should get married

― RJG, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

no, no one should get married. we should just throw more weddings.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

OTFM

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

totally

i am also amazed at the tans (real? fake?)

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

haha mine is fake, i was suggestold to use some tanner. everyone else's is real (as far as i know) but they do all live in arizona.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

ah, arizona, that'd explain things
haha, you don't even look tanned though in comparison (you look healthy though), so maybe their suggestion was so that you wouldn't contrast too much in all-important wedding photos

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i figure as much. my sister isn't even too tan (for her) to be honest, she's just very dark. i spent the entire time wondering if any of them had ever even heard of sunscreen.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

OH this is a cameraphone photo because my camera's battery had died and i forgot to charge it, but we ate dinner in a restaurant that had THIS
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/426265010_1ed805a6c3.jpg

yes, that is a bust of the pope. on the table.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

you know who never heard of sunscreen was Tatsu, that dude

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

That pope is fantastic, you can eat in peace knowing your food has been blessed by the pontiff.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Pope on a lazy susan. The dizzy pontif.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

is that the new pope or the old pope?

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

It looks like Pope Classic, as opposed to the New Pope.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

lol brown skinned ppls be brown xp

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

my comment is actually based on him spending inordinate amounts of time lounging in the direct sun by the pool in the backyard wearing SPF zero

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

yes, that is a bust of the pope. on the table.

I was at one of those places in Santa Clara or Palo Alto or one of those Silicon Valley suburbs once. They had just got nu-pope in. It cost them $450 or something to replace the pope. The staff were all really pissed off that the management wouldn't let them sell the old pope on eBay.

― accentmonkey, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

The staff were all really pissed off that the management wouldn't let them sell the old pope on eBay.

he was probably pretty smelly and mushy at that point ... you would THINK they wouldn't mind getting rid of him.

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

insert pope-a-roni story here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://ox.eicat.ca/~scarruthers/ilx/pope-dan.jpg

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

Buca di Beppo was it?

― peter james, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Look, I don't have time to read through this whole thread. Is it ok to just assume that your sister met the guy she married while serving him at Hooters?

Also, can we talk about the thinking behind the Hooters mascot being an owl with human breasts for eyes?

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

the milk of wisdom? breasts=windows to the soul?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

I went into a Hooter's for the first time this weekend and the smell of fried food and ketchup was so overpowering I nearly wretched. And I like fried food and ketchup.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

spencer, for you, i will make them change their romance story to that one.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

I'm finding it hard to shake the image in my mind of an owl with human breasts for eyes trying to get to the center of a tootsie roll (TOOTSIE ROLL!) pop.

Also, owls are assholes because of their annoyingly superior and withering gaze, but with human breasts for eyes, they're really something else aren't they?

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

You've put forward this "owls are assholes" thesis before, haven't you?

― HI DERE, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

It's Onion based:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/35819

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

iraqis consider owls to be stupid and calling someone an owl is an insult.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 March 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

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