Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

xpost, I still really want to know why so many people take selfies while in the driver's seat of a car.

If you have a phone mount, it's pretty easy, I guess

Oh and re instagram: stop photoshopping yourself! Recently I saw a pic of my nail tech. She appeared to be half her size. Slim. It was a really bad photoshop: you could see curved lines which shld have been straight. Just stop it. So wrong.

And while I'm at it: it's very rude just to start filming/taking pics of people. Ask before you do. Urgh. Recently a client kept following me trying to take a selfie (w me in it). FU woman.

F the gram, it’s a tool for narcissism

Closer to the truth to say that the gram legitimizes and mainstreams narcissism

my car has really good lighting

Im both a door close button pusher and a door holder, tho i think im reasonable on durations. I can imagine being annoyed (and wrong) at the latter. I dont even get the former.

mh, which one is you

https://i.imgur.com/FjkbQmZ.jpg

If it's a car phone mount, this halfway makes the most sense (I don't regularly drive, it never occurred to me). I couldn't decide if it was better or worse than taking a selfie in a bathroom. (I also don't ever take selfies of myself alone, so even though it's totally commonplace it's something I don't think I will ever understand).

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Humanity collectively

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had only scrolled one millimeter before determining that was a pplains post
i hit the close button on the elevator bc i am a disgusting savage

i’m a cross between 1-3 and 3-1. gotta get the head tilt but also flattering angle

I need some knockoff oakleys

Suspicions about Alex Rodriguez confirmed, btw,

Have we done ‘people who use their speakerphone in public’?

I think it’s got worse since FaceTime appeared and Apple makes it hard to do FaceTime audio only or switch to audio only if you get a video call.

Oh god this is the worst!

the

worst

also holding phone like slice of pizza in front of their face

Cosign those.

And people holding the phone to the ear opposite to the hand that is holding the phone.

Also wedging it into the collar, unsuccessfully, while rolling a cigarette.

Muslim women sticking their phones in their headscarves is cool though.

Vegie, actually wanted to post this too. Eck

hey wait I have headphones connected to my phone almost all the time, I am definitely holding my phone if not like pizza than like...a microphone (?)

what's the alternative and why is this offensive?

better this than pressing that flat piece of hot metal against my cheek

as long as I don't have to hear the other end of the conversation you're having idgaf which hand (ear?!) you use to hold your phone

C/D: holding a phone in front of your face as if it were a slice of pizza

If you are using headphones then you are probably not doing the pizza thing

As I have crappy hearing and iphone's audio is (imo) crappy: headphones all the way

I'm adding my neighbor to savages list

on her front porch at 8.30am having a speakerphone conversation that was so loud I could hear both sides of the convo inside my house with the windows closed.

and it wasn't even an argument! just chatting with someone about meeting them for coffee ffs

and I bet she was holding her phone like a slice of pizza

Hawaiian pizza, even

since i got a new protective case for my phone i have to do the pizza thing as the case seemingly obscures the microphone :( :(

whip the case off and raw-dog that phone my dude

good non-disgusting advice in the spirit of the thread

bizarro otm

this is cyberbullying

I will go down wearing my headphones and holding my phone like a pizza, safe from RF waves, hotface, and acoustic neuromas

maybe you guys should stop holding your PIZZAS like PHONES

hadrian otm

People who post on politics threads and still can’t internalize the 27% rule

people who make a coffee appointment with you weeks early, then you get into work early on the day so you can make the time to meet them, then they cancel an hour before. then they move it to a week later, you get in early again, they cancel it again. this happens to me at least 90% of the time, and i am on the precipice of never accepting an advance coffee invitation ever again.

El Tomboto at 7:35 27 Apr 19

People who post on politics threads and still can’t internalize the 27% rule

I laughed several times while watching Still Open All Hours so adding myself to the savage list here

That they should die young of unnatural causes?

"27% rule" refers to The Crazification Factor, first laid out in 2005 as follows:

John: Hey, Bush is now at 37% approval. I feel much less like Kevin McCarthy screaming in traffic. But I wonder what his base is --

Tyrone: 27%.

John: ... you said that immmediately, and with some authority.

Tyrone: Obama vs. Alan Keyes. Keyes was from out of state, so you can eliminate any established political base; both candidates were black, so you can factor out racism; and Keyes was plainly, obviously, completely crazy. Batshit crazy. Head-trauma crazy. But 27% of the population of Illinois voted for him. They put party identification, personal prejudice, whatever ahead of rational judgement. Hell, even like 5% of Democrats voted for him. That's crazy behaviour. I think you have to assume a 27% Crazification Factor in any population.

John: Objectively crazy or crazy vis-a-vis my own inertial reference frame for rational behaviour? I mean, are you creating the Theory of Special Crazification or General Crazification?

Tyrone: Hadn't thought about it. Let's split the difference. Half just have worldviews which lead them to disagree with what you consider rationality even though they arrive at their positions through rational means, and the other half are the core of the Crazification -- either genuinely crazy; or so woefully misinformed about how the world works, the bases for their decision making is so flawed they may as well be crazy.

John: You realize this leads to there being over 30 million crazy people in the US?

Tyrone: Does that seem wrong?

I agree with all that, but still say that some complete racists walking into the booth and seeing the names ALAN KEYES and BARACK OBAMA would've voted for Alan Keyes, even if he'd been a Democrat.

Both candidates might have been black, but one candidate was blacker – in this case, the one with the white mother.

feeling AA on the coffee date scene

Guy in the pub who dried his hands under the drier after having a piss.

No washing. Just drying.

give piss a chance.

idgi how else are you supposed to dry the piss on your hands

Wipe them on your trousers, obviously.