how boring must indiana be to think of this as fun

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say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 23 March 2019 01:31 (five years ago) link

indianapolis is a nice town.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Saturday, 23 March 2019 02:07 (five years ago) link

boring and kindof sad though

alomar lines, Saturday, 23 March 2019 04:08 (five years ago) link

man too much coastal elitism shitting up this thread, come on people we're pretty much all old, do you really want to go to three different parties in a night? if not, indianapolis isn't actually "boring" or lacking in culture or any of that shit. oh no indianapolis only has 500 independent locally owned restaurants instead of five million, how could anybody live in such a cultural backwater? god as much as i try to shit on indiana it does have cool and innovative art collectives like big car and good shit going on and people trying to survive and enjoy life despite being constantly strangled by megachurches and racists and people who call their wives "mother".

i'm glad i don't have to live there anymore, but shit, chain restaurants? like there's any city in america that isn't choked to the gills with chain restaurants? it's not a question of whether or not i'd live there if you paid me me to, because you get paid a lot more to live on the coasts, it's a question of it doesn't cost hardly anything to live there, just like it doesn't cost hardly anything to live in alabama or mississippi. people don't want to leave because it's the only home they've ever known, people don't want to leave because they can't afford it. and having to live with all of the horrible people, in a land owned and controlled by horrible people, twists you, it's hard work not to be like them, at least if you have the same color skin as they do.

yeah, i'm glad i could get out. i was lucky.

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Saturday, 23 March 2019 12:23 (five years ago) link

Largely otm but this inner conflict you're manifesting is very Hoosier imo. I know of what I speak.

At any rate, I don't by any means dis the people as a whole (many/most of my favorite people in the world still reside there) but the dis-worthy people are most of the reason I'm glad to not be there anymore.

The First Time Ever I Fly @ U Face (Old Lunch), Saturday, 23 March 2019 13:14 (five years ago) link

Indiana wants me/Lord I can't go back there

alt right? all trite more like (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 23 March 2019 13:21 (five years ago) link

OL: Right, I have lots of feelings on the topic, and most of them I'm not comfortable discussing on the public Internet.

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Saturday, 23 March 2019 13:34 (five years ago) link

I saw a truck on fire this morning on the way to the South Bend airport. So it’s not all boring.

L'assie (Euler), Sunday, 24 March 2019 10:56 (five years ago) link

xp i once saw an elephant ear food trailer burning down in a 7eleven parking lot in indiana

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 24 March 2019 19:50 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Really great movie - probably my fave of last year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xddh70XyDTw

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 11:23 (five years ago) link

seven months pass...

Watching judges brawl at a White Castle kind of is the apex of Hoosier fun, it's true.

Yul, Tied: A Celebration of Brynner in Bondage (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 November 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

Mike Pence and Pete Buttigieg remind me why I left Indiana in 1982 and never moved back.

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) February 27, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 February 2020 01:39 (four years ago) link

had a wife and kids in Terre Haute, Jack
I went out for a ride and I never went back

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 February 2020 01:57 (four years ago) link


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