flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

Also, tombot OTM, the flying penis deserves a spot in santorum.jpg.

gabbneb is right, though, there is nothing funny about this

-- omar little, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 2:57 AM (8 hours ago)

i lol'ed at first but it is pretty depressing in context. moonship otm

they'd get my vote

i lol'ed at first but it is pretty depressing in context.

Do we have enough information to assume that this is a pro-Putin penis?

Perhaps once the penis was constructed, they wanted to fly it at someone, but they knew that flying it at Putin or his lackeys might mean a long trip way up north.

Is it bad that the first thing I thought of was "clever builder making it coaxial, the tailrotor sticking out of the head would have ruined the effect" ?
posted by Skorgu at 5:24 AM on May 20

I don't hear any of our presidential candidates willing to discuss America's flying penis gap.

There is a long tradition of russian helicopters with coaxial rotors:

http://www.defencetalk.com/pictures/data/3841/medium/az_ka-52_4_m-1.jpg

Peniscopter is obviously part of this tradition.

Not to ruin the magic -- really, I still think it's kind of genius and the young people who built it are going places -- but the whole mechanism was pre-existing. Like this, where the tail rotor is just decorative anyway.

And yes, I agree that in context it isn't so funny, really.

inamorty
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That security dude TOOK THAT COCK DOWN HARDCORE! DAMN!!
Posted: 2 hours ago EditReply

fixed.

I was hoping he'd come up with a decent one-liner to handle the situation:

For those interested, when it happens, Garry says "We have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the type of discourse we can anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt." Someone in the audience says, "Finally the political power shows its face!" and Garry says "Well, if that's its face..." to laughter from the audience.

Not quite as good as David Niven, but it'll do.

better than most of those puns upthread

but, then again, flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

I sent this link to one of my coworkers, who basically was all, "oh that's funny, but I can see why they'd be so concerned- OMG IT'S A PENIS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL I WANT ONE FOR THE OFFICE"

heliknobter

http://i25.tinypic.com/2rmqtfo.gif

Thank you for that. It's even more surreal as a moving image.

http://xs.to/xs.php?h=xs127&d=08225&f=kasparov549.png

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

grandmasturbation

penis to Queen's P0rn

They could go one better and get one of those three foot inflatable penises popular on hen nights, fill it with helium, and attach the helicopter mechanism.

http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/images/shop/inflatable-willy-action.gif

And if that's not big enough, there's a six foot version as well.

dude

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kViF1FAt6Zw/Sw6nyAGrAMI/AAAAAAAABDc/vLrgo3gqSjc/s1600/Tareq,+Vice+President+Biden+&+Michaele+Salahi.jpg

crashing dicks attack Joe Biden

I'd also attach a video camera to the, er, nose, and chase people with it.

flying Gary Kasparov attacks penis

kasparov security guard takes bishop. checkmate.

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051114090351/uncyclopedia/images/7/7e/Flying-penis-beast.jpg

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

say it out loud

roll it around a little

ok wtf is up with the flying penis beast

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

before clicking I really thought this thread is about some kind of a chess move, oh well

Yeah, there should really be a move called the flying penis attack if not why not

usually the person who uses that move has already lost the game

Better than 'Bashing The Bishop'.

Those cocks are at it again: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116460/wooden-cock-putin-critics-car-russia

http://s3.postimg.org/rly86v7lf/woodencock.jpg

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

http://i.imgur.com/fFIl7ru.gif

http://www.stereogum.com/1805139/enrique-iglesias-sliced-his-fingers-on-a-drone-and-finished-his-concert-covered-in-blood/news/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-l4V-yxBU

http://i.imgur.com/eVZ5Px0.jpg

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

this is flying penis attacks Gary Gasparov

i can't believe this happened over 8 years ago