Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

surprised at the ppl who hate their friends and loved ones itt

if you really love someone you should absolutely recognize them as a disgusting savage at least occasionally

My friends and loved ones know I hate phone calls, lol

solidarity Trayce

And I do this for a living! (answer phones. At least partly anyway)

(I still hates it)

There is a lady in the garden next door who's keeps yelling MIAOW MIAOW at her cat every 20 seconds. She doesn't live there but her cat's come over a few fences and she's trying to get him back.

I heard her saying, "I know it's annoying, but this is how I get the cat to come back to me." She's been yelling it for an hour now. The cat has not come back.

Like, the cat is literally at the bottom of the garden, ignoring her.

it sounds like she has a lot to teach you

lol, true

MIAOW MIAOW!

Meanwhile the cat's thinking like "That's not even my dialect of Cat, beeyotch. And anyway what you are saying is meaningless; you're just mimicking the sound. Christ, get one dictionary."

not even a question mark on the miaou ffs

¿MIAOW?

Other day I went to visit my friend who happens to be homeless.

Approached a frat bro who was with a group of his friends and asked him for a smoke.

Bro: “why don’t you try knocking on people’s windows?”

His friend gives me a smoke instead.

I ask the group if they can make sure my friend is okay because she is homeless and especially vulnerable as a woman.

Bro: “we got that covered already”

Talked to my friend today and she said he mocked my voice and manner when I walked away. Of course not to my face because I would’ve rolled the ducker

people who say “do you like the corrs? i like the corrs” when what they mean is “i like that one song they did 23 years ago that you hear when you go to the chemist”

you could have stopped at 'i like the corrs' tbrr

They play music in the chemistsssssss?

it’s called “chemist warehouse radio”

Everyone who looks at this awful weather and is like “oooh I love the heat!” Fuck you, this weather is awful and I would take a million more snowed-out Lidl-broken-into-Marches over a second more of this hell.

The guy on our network server who spells his name with a space at the beginning so his folder appears at the very top.

Good one. “=“ also works

Asterisks work too. I have a folder on my desktop that's labeled *DO NOT DELETE* so that a) it'll always stay in the top right corner of the screen and b) I won't accidentally delete it.

The space is just being sneaky. It takes you, oh, an extra five seconds to figure out what's happening.

They've started playing I Heart Radio channels in the halls at work, and whoever programs the I Heart the '70s channel can suck my balls.

In 2018, I should not be hearing "American Pie" every. single. day.

Also, evidently Paul McCartney only recorded 3 songs in the '70s: Maybe I'm Amazed, Band on the Run, With a Little Luck.

they should really throw "jet" in there

people on Twitter whose argumentative retorts include mentioning how few followers their adversary has in comparison to their own follower count. i've never had this happen to me b/c i don't actually argue with people on Twitter but whenever I encounter it I just can't believe a grown person would actually pull the "you're not even popular, especially not compared to me!" card.

(this post was prompted by observing this behavior from Jonah Goldberg, who is, as always, the worst).

People who walk on the left hand side of the sidewalk

In the U.S., yes. Mightn't it more or press parallel the driving convention elsewhere?

It might.

It does. We walk on the left here, well I mean people walk like idiots wherever they want with their faces glued to their phones actually, but you know.

I pay attention to walking conventions and then willfully ignore them whenever I actually have somewhere to be that isn't behind some trundling doofus on a sidewalk

Savagery question:

When I'm buying meat at the butcher, my butcher always touches the bacon/chicken/raw meat with his bare hands, then gives me my change without washing his hands, so I'm stuck with a bunch of raw bacon cash.

Is this:

a. Savage
b. I should get over myself
c. I should get over myself, and in fact it's not a health hazard at all

accept your meaty reality, but pay on card

My answer is A

Gross, he needs disposable gloves

thats gross but not as actually alarming as handling cash and THEN handling the meat. But it sounds like he is savage as hell and needs correction.

B. Everything you touch or ingest is covered with gross things you don't happen to know about.

The only reason you're bothered by bacon cash is that you know about it. It's possible that the cash you get in change from your local coffee shop was covered in something worse.

The world is filthy and that's why you have an immune system. And your immune system craves exercise to stay healthy.

most money has feces or cocaine residue on it, i heard way back

Dose makes the poison in many ways, tho i am generally of the “something’s poop...it’s almost everywhere” belief. That does not mean you handle money and put it in your mouth or pick your nose, or handle food afterwards without washing.

https://food.unl.edu/food-poisoning-foodborne-illness

Xp

thanks Hunt3r

yw but man i ain't a expert i just surf a lot. and lecture my kids about handwashing.

Don’t wanna be a mr. bungle. Good parenting

i'm actually going to school rn and my intention is to become an inspector (possibly restaurant though not sure what else i'll become interested in once i get into the specific program more). And i'm coming from having worked in kitchens for a long time. That sounds really **cked-up to me. I had a friend who used to surreptitiously post these types of egregious infractions on her social media page but she stopped doing that and i'm not sure if direct confrontation or calling the cdc or something is better. but imo there are SO many different things that can happen, most obvious being the potential harm to anyone that may be at-risk (the old, very young, pregnant, whatnot)

oh, aforementioned friend would take pics or viddys and post on her fb to warn her friends, that wasn't v clear in previous post

i mean it sounds like this person is cross-contaminating *everything* and with things like this in the news (https://www.sciencealert.com/superbugs-becoming-more-resistant-to-hospital-alcohol-disinfectant-sanitiser)
why would one mess with epidemiology

^^

People making the searches which mean that Google offers to autocomplete a search for ANY well known name with "net worth". The fuck is wrong with people.

better than 'feet' (marginally)

this dude bought me breakfast the other day, then spotted money at my place and said he was gonna take it for the breakfast he bought me. you cannot steal a gift man, never hang out with that sucker again

People who write the address on a parcel at the post office counter. My god.