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actually it was this pocket protector: http://www.myspace.com/pocketprotectorband

pock•et pro•tec•tor - - [pok-it] [pruh-tek-ter]
–noun, band
1.) A creative unit developed to carry writing instruments and other implements, while reinforcing the strength of the pocket in a sound manner.
2.) A band derived from various earlier musical endeavors (see Written Prisms, hip:jazz:funk & Mark Hopkins Band, renegade pop-rock) brought together by a shared passion for musical exploration and improvisation, and a reverence for the power of the groove [see pocket].
3.) Something for the true lover of music.
4.) A must for any and all nerds, music and otherwise.

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

dude no

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

they did two sets! i really liked jay: http://a944.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/l_6d241bf6eafffddfb8f2d6712d0eaa6f.jpg

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

3.) Something for the true lover of music.

dude should be shot for using that phrase. is he describing his band or selling something through sky mall?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

"groove"

"pocket"

WTF

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

"groove pocket" sounds filthy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

POCKET GROOVE.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://a888.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/18/l_39c5874661f39625edb768256a778497.jpg

WHAT LUCKY LADY SNAGGED THIS #1 CATCH AND GOT A RING ON THAT FINGER

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

if that dude is making grilled cheese sandwiches she's a lucky one whomever she is.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin 8080

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Ugh "groove protector" sounds pretty grossly self-congratulatory. IN SOVIET RUSSIA GROOVE PROTECTS YOU.

BARTRP I was just going to say, "that guy's MARRIED?"

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, if that guy can get married, we can all get at least a couple of dates a month. I mean, right?

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, to me it's kinda reinforcing the conviction that i'll die alone

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

tom.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

he probably is fake married

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

he is married to the sea

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

married to the groove

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the only thing that could possibly improve this festering hellhole of a life i've got going on right now is if a member of POCKET PROTECTOR - band - pocket protector maryland band - jazz/funk - ram's head savage mill april 7 - were to find this thread, and maybe contribute.

do you hear me, Larry Byrne (keys, guitar, baritone sax); Ryan LaHam (bass); Marty Bouchard (drums); Matt Dalton (tenor & alto sax); Mark Hopkins (vocals, guitar, keys): Jay Crawdads (vocals, percussion)?????

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

toms pretty hot

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

oh yeah jay crawdads what is that an armenian name?

― 69, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

no wait i kind of like the married to the sea thing, how do you get that done, legally?

beartrap hahahahaha omg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

did they cover The Heat is On by Glenn Frey, y/n?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

DO YOU HEAR ME, JAY CRAWDADS? DOES ANYBODY HEAR ME?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

you are all making me want to see this band is the problem here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard Marty Bouchard

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

also we need more of a set list than just red house, c'mon

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i like marty bouchard because he plays drums so that makes him awesome but i also think i like the name "Ryan LaHam"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I saw no evidence of Marty using splash cymbals, wtf?

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ally we have all this opportunities to see pocket protector band maryland band jazz/funk:

Apr 21 2007 10:00P @ the Green Door Park Hall, Maryland
Apr 27 2007 10:00P @ Armadillos Annapolis, Maryland
Apr 28 2007 9:00P @ Laurrapin Grille Havre De Grace, Maryland
May 5 2007 9:00P @ Castaway's Ocean City, Maryland
May 6 2007 1:00P @ the Towson Town Festival Towson, Maryland
Jun 2 2007 10:00P @ Rams Head Tavern - Savage Savage, Maryland
Jun 22 2007 10:00P @ Breaktime Salisbury, Maryland
Jun 29 2007 9:00P @ Armadillos Annapolis, Maryland
Aug 10 2007 8:00P @ Rams Head Live! w/Guru's Jazzmatazz Baltimore

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"swedish like the fish, gouda like the cheese"

YA HEARD?

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I was married to the sea but got a divorce and was forced to pay abalone.

― brownie, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, how does Mickey spell his last name???

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I was married to the sea but got a divorce and was forced to pay abalone.

YES I LAUGHED AT THIS

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

with all those saxomophones, i hope they do careless whisper

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

personally as a longtime guru's jazzmatazz fan the opportunity to see both them and pocket protector maryland band jay crawdads jazz/funk is one i'd be a fool to pass up. luckily it's august 10th, because i'll be dead one week later - at least i'm going out on a high note!

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

brtp - yes, i did too

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

dude i'm gonna be dead by august 10, we have to also go to an earlier show plz

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

matt dalton question papers guess papers mark hopkins pocket protector number one internet resource for all pocket protector marty bouchard guess papers matt dalton jay crawdads oink invites pocket protector will send you oink invites

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i love how we think we have the power to pull people into our thread, to summon them from the internet into our world, like a seance, only they are not dead.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i am posting this all on my blog, i'll let you know if jay crawdads shows up there instead and try to focus his attention on the correct place to go.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The airport is so much better with gin and elderflower and a cheeseburger.

I wonder if they can make a flask for the plane or will I be begging a stern faced nordic stewardess for just one more korsenkorva vinha. (Please let this not have gone pay for booze on this run)

― Ed, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

The first Killers album was actually quite nice. Sort of a cross-in-between postpunk and New Romanics, like Magazine or something. I don't like this Bruce Springsteen thing about their most recent one though.

-- Geir Hongro, Monday, April 9, 2007 10:27 AM (1 hour ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this post!!!!!!! i cannot keep clicking on ilm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

ally it's GEIR ffs

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

everything he says could be accurately tagged with "^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ this post!!!!!!!"

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i know that but it was the first thing i read upon going to ilm

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I am sure George Michael would love to stick that sax in "Careless Whisper" up his anal.

-- Geir Hongro, Saturday, April 7, 2007 12:23 PM (Yesterday)

― ghost rider, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

see things like that are why i keep reading ilm

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

also the depression

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even believe that is actually the geir hongro anymore, i refuse to believe that some insane norwegian robot has spent the past 12 years of his life sitting on the internet incessantly propping paul mccartney. it's just too sad to actually believe in.

beartrap ok that's just made up.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

say say say what you want ally about geir but dude knows his pop stars

― Mr. Que, Monday, 9 April 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

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