Happyslapping...

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you see, with Kirstie (as with Amanda and Penny, actually) it starts with the kinky boots and works upwards...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:46 (nineteen years ago) link

There was a letter to Viz that went: "I can think of three desirable locations I'd like Kirstie Allsopp to help me move into. Not too keen on that bald twat helping, though"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:48 (nineteen years ago) link

so wrong.

N_RQ, Friday, 13 May 2005 10:49 (nineteen years ago) link

I can imagine people getting a bit twitchy on the pre-emptive strike front and beating the shit out of every kid with a mobile that goes near them. And then the Mail'll be all 'Battered for phoning his mum - HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?'

M Philip O'Nyman (Ferg), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:58 (nineteen years ago) link

so delicious.

TS: acupuncture vs. kirstie walking all over me with her thigh-high boots?

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:58 (nineteen years ago) link

... nah, as long as they're poor and/or black the Mail will be happy for you to twat them (xpost)

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 May 2005 10:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, you're never going to see Paul Dacre or Simon Heffer being happy slapped, are you? More's the pity.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 13 May 2005 11:04 (nineteen years ago) link

presumably this is one of those epidemics that is everywhere, but, no one here has actually seen it first hand?

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 13 May 2005 11:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://aokay.com/avatars/fishSlap1a.gif

Girolamo Savonarola, Friday, 13 May 2005 11:19 (nineteen years ago) link

It's all Monty Python's fault then.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 13 May 2005 11:22 (nineteen years ago) link

supposedly the bus i used to take to work had a problem with this and general "anti-social" behavior, but i was fortunate enough not to see any of it. it seemed to be very dependent upon time and place ie, the morning rush hour commute down through camden - ok; midafternoon wood green - probably not so great.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 May 2005 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link

29?

yea, i think a lot of this is if it coincides with school start/end

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:00 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, mainly the good ol' 29.

shit. i hope the little lads across the road at the boys' school don't get any new ideas after all of this. they're, um, lively enough as it is.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I blame Trevor Macdonald

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:06 (nineteen years ago) link

actually, viceuk got the jump on itv with this a few issues back. the shithead who writes about grime and likes to extol the dangerous, trangressive, edgy antics that inner-city folk get up to did a blurb about it months ago, with a kind of wow-ain't-it-cool-and-tough slant (and complete with stills from some of the kids' phones). if there's any justice...

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:07 (nineteen years ago) link

WHERE DO THEY GET THE MONEY FROM? TO BUY THE CAMERA PHONES?

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:09 (nineteen years ago) link

They steal your camera phones

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:13 (nineteen years ago) link

At least using the phones to video this sort of thing distracts them from downloading the Crazy Frog.

$V£N! (blueski), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Every cloud has a silver lining

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

the chick is way worse than the frog

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:18 (nineteen years ago) link

... that sounds like a review of "Je t'aime moi non plus" in some hippy mag circa 1969.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I blame Benny Hill.

I am still in hysterics over this.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 May 2005 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

viceuk got the jump on itv with this a few issues back. the shithead who writes about grime and likes to extol the dangerous, trangressive, edgy antics that inner-city folk get up to did a blurb about it months ago, with a kind of wow-ain't-it-cool-and-tough slant

So if you want to know what sort of people think six guys slapping a woman is cool then investigate viceuk

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link

i think i saw one, earlier tonite, at the bottom of my road, where it joins seven sisters road. i actually felt a bit weird, apprehensive even, as i walked down, i had this feeling that everyone was talking about the programme, that there was something in the air, maybe, that everyone was going to be doing it now

i got to the bottom and there was a definite atmosphere, and people looked uneasy, i felt the presence of people behind be rushing about, *something* was happening, i walked briskly to the bus stop and the 29 was there. as i got on i looked around to see 5 or 6 lads punching this other lad, he fell to the ground, and they all kicked him as he lay prostrate, their cameraphones pointing, laughter rang through the air. everyone on the bus was looking out the window, and people looked ashen.

there was loads of people everywhere outside too. no one did anythiing.

i felt shaken, these had been the people that were right behind me on the street. i couldnt relax on the tube on the way out, and i couldnt relax when i was out. i had to walk past this spot on the way home, i just wanted to go home. for the first time since ive been in london i really did feel, well, nervous. i came home early, and there was no one around

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 13 May 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

This would so never work in the US. The first time someone packing got happyslapped, that would be the end.

Alan Conceicao (Alan Conceicao), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

"Stop doing that,I'm going on Holiday!"

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 13 May 2005 21:31 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 13 May 2005 22:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Gareth, I hope you, and London, feel safer soon.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 13 May 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

this guy showed me the "sleeping dude in the bus" one last year. i was just like....er....okwhatever

its pretty fucked, but pretty inevitable i think. sometimes i am surpirsed that there isnt more random acts of violence around. as a kid at the public school i got knocked about a bit on a friday night, but i was usually aware that it was gonna happen. i dont like the randomness of this, esp. at bus stops.

How are we gonna increase market share of buses if this sort of shit happens?!!?

ambrose (ambrose), Friday, 13 May 2005 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

This would so never work in the US. The first time someone packing got happyslapped, that would be the end.

B b but Americans invented it! Its from Jackass, innit?

Also: I guess the footage I'd like to see is the "happyslapping" incident "gone wrong" where the bullies get hospitalised by their "victim"

Apparently thats happened too - someone I know says theyve seen footage of some little american shits in a car doing, of all things, drive-by slappings by leaning out car doors. Exept this one kid misjudged his lean out, and fell out the car, and got run over and killed.

I cant feel a drop of sympathy either.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 14 May 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link

And I'm led to wonder: forgive my generalising but the UK seems to have an excessive amount of thuggish kids in recent times. After seeing that School Dinners show where it was basically shown cutting out processed shitty food had kids behaving better, I have to wonder if the apalling British diet of chips and reheated packaged crap all day long might be contributing to this?

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 14 May 2005 00:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Why has this 'phenomenon' been entitled 'happyslapping', exactly...?

Tom May (Tom May), Saturday, 14 May 2005 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Again, this was from the show Jackass, wasnt it? They seriously have a lot of stupid shit to answer for. Theyre about as funny as dog poo.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 14 May 2005 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually I take that back, I misread some of the BBC articles, seems it is a London thing. Riiight. Weird.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't recall the Jackass episode where they ran around assaulting people. Stupid stunts, yes ... but assault?

deanor (jram), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

BUTT ASSAULT

deanor (jram), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:48 (nineteen years ago) link

'Bam' Margera (sp?) had the habit of slapping his dad unexpectedly on his show, but that's hardly the same thing.

JiJi, Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link

does anyone know what happyslapping is called by the happyslappers, because it's obviously not "happyslapping"

Slumpman (Slump Man), Saturday, 14 May 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Do you think the victims coined the term?

Hiro Locke, Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Kids today, let's face it, they're just evil aren't they?

-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), May 13th, 2005.

When weren't they?

Quote from David Lynch, years ago: "I hate the fact that the law allows scum to walk on your lawn, but they arrest you if you shoot 'em."

They don't do happyslapping around here, and since I'm in Florida, we can now shoot/stab/assault them to death on the fucking street if we feel threatened by anyone. Happyslapping will never work here. Maybe they made the law as a preventive measure so as not to have happyslapping catch on here? I highly doubt it, of course -- I know it isn't -- but it'd be slightly amusing if it were.

That's not cocaine! It's Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 14 May 2005 11:14 (nineteen years ago) link

They don't do happyslapping around here,
In America, I mean -- and I'm sure it does happen in sporadic cases but it's not widespread by any means.

At lunch for the past two years I used to sit with a group of acquaintances and they used discuss Jackass with frequency as if it were the pinnacle of television programming. They also discussed anime and video games relentlessly. I'm not sure how I ever tolerated any of that (and my 13-year-old brother does the same thing now -- except that we don't have cable and so he doesn't watch Jackass), and I'm not sure how any of them ever came to associate with me in the first place aside from them having regarded me as an eccentric curio. Yikes! It's quite a stretch to go from that to reading ilXor in the span of a few hours.

That's not cocaine! It's Ian Riese-Moraine! (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 14 May 2005 11:28 (nineteen years ago) link

At lunch for the past two years I used to sit with a group of acquaintances and they used discuss Jackass with frequency as if it were the pinnacle of television programming.

It is, though. The Bounty Hunter skit- funniest thing on TV ever.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Last night dreamt that I kicked three 13 yr olds asses for happyslapping me in Fall River, MA.
The Bounty Hunter skit- funniest thing on TV ever.


which one was that?

piscesboy, Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't see this thread yesterday, but about 2 years ago, on the W7 bus - I was randomly slapped on the top of my head really hard by a teenage girl. She and her group of friends then got off the bus laughing.

I was shocked and my feelings were really hurt and I started to cry later as I walked home. It made me feel a little better knowing this might be part of some random 'dare' thing and that it happens to other people.

marianna, Saturday, 14 May 2005 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

No, kids do that anyway. Kids are shits.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 14 May 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Now I feel sad again.

marianna, Saturday, 14 May 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

jackass was hilarous and they never committed violence on random strangers. people blaming tv for actions of idiots = dud.

Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 14 May 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I blame Lyndie England.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 15 May 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Is this real?

the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Friday, 10 June 2005 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link


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