My mother's incredibly stupid ex-husband

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Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

i wish i knew someone with the second name moran

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Very minor photoshopping could address it to Rick Moranis. I still think it's Jesse Ventura holding the sign.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

i really do know someone with the first name moran, tho that doesn't help much.

matos, you deserve all the happiness that life can bring.

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread makes me want to scoop up the eight year old Matos and give him hugs and ice cream.


(I should be working - shout at me if you see me post again)

Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

no time travel interceptions on matos' behalf please, facetime with chris clearly shaped him into the matos we know and love today (he knows this to be true)

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

i suddenly have such a better understanding of all my neighbors

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

jesus christ, matos!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

(although if their kids can turn out 1/2 as okay as matos did, we're all gonna be alright)

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

(nb: obv this isn't likely)

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

not living near you it ain't

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

my dad was no bright spot either, mind

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love my dad

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

you're lucky! i think that's pretty rare, at least amongst peoples i know

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

do these people like sports?

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

varies

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's the glue to male bonding

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 22:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

i like my dad lots and his love of sport is even less than mine = zero in both cases

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

the math is wonky but the fact is true

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

there are alternate glues


shared geekiness=glue to male bonding

sports most common, but 'culture' does as well

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 23:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I read some of the earlier entries today to my coworkers on our drive down to San Diego and they were almost crying with laughter. I fear what the rest of these entries will do to them. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Fuddrucker story is still my favorite one.

Eve, Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

me too, although I'm partial to Fuddrucker stories in general (are there any Fuddrucker's left?)

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes! At least in this corner of the Midwest.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

There were a couple in San Diego in the eighties, probably gone now...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

there was one in Athens - I took a date their in ninth grade, she didn't like cheese, the date didn't go well - but it closed long ago. every other business that's opened up in that building hasn't lasted more than a year, year and a half either so it's not specific to Fuddruckers.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus damn, Matos. You have scared me away from pot FOREVER.

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

The cool kids at my high school would go to Myrtle Beach for vacation and come back with Big Johnsons and Fuddruckers T-shirts. I was jealous.

I love my dad too. He doesn't like sports (other than Duke basketball, ugh), but he loves music as much as me. It's all we can talk about, unless he's drunk (then he suddenly "loves" me and whatnot).

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

We're so gonna have a Fuddruckers FAP in Wayne or Paramus.

rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link


The cool kids at my high school would go to Myrtle Beach for vacation and come back with Big Johnsons

(chortle)

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, defnitely, Matos you should come.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think this is the funniest thread I've ever seen. What's Chris doing with himself now?

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chris answers. "I can't make my face turn into a heart."

dude needs to try harder:

http://www.rdwarf.com/~mnoel/face25.4.4.02.jpg

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

(you guys are all great; thanks)

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 04:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I can make my face turn into a heart" is Oberst worthy

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 04:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know, the congressman who represents part of Northern Virginia (Arlington and Alexandria) is Jim Moran. He's the one who got in trouble for saying that a Jewish conspiracy caused the war in Iraq. Maybe he's the who that guy is protesting against. I don't know, it's possible.

He also said that it's been scientifically proven that Salvadorans work harder than Mexicans. So he has enemies.

Chris H. (chrisherbert), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 05:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Nation loves him

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 05:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

are there any Fuddrucker's left?

At least two have opened recently in DC. There was one in Rockville when I was growing up, but I don't know if it's still there.

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's one here in Richmond too.

NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

There are a bunch of Fuddruckers in Utah.

Fivvy (Fivvy), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

My mother is about to partake in her second marriage to a shitbag very similar to this dude. In fact he got bagged for DUI last night and driving an uninsured, unregistered car. And yet the woman doesn't want to listen to my sister and I about shitbag and how she'll throw her life down the toilet.

Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's a fuckrudder anyway?

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Marvelous burger joint with huge tasty portions.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

>What's a fuckrudder anyway?

Chain restaurant based around selling "gourmet" hamburgers or something.

fletrejet, Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Like Sterling said! :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have never been there. I should go there in honor of Chris.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

THEY GOT THE BOMB DIGGITY HAMBURGERS, YO.

That needed to be shouted.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.fuddruckers.com/cgi-bin/mqinterconnect.pl?link=find

Find a Fudds

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I asked about fuckrudders though.

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

is what steered the Love Boat?

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 18:05 (twenty-one years ago) link


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