Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

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Oh hell, is it... Phans?

― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 11:49 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm so sorry

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

Pheces

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

Phecophages iirc

Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link

Analstasi

emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link

I know the conversation has moved on, but

The fault is yours for making a sandwich that included both cheese and butter. You yourself belong in this thread for such a crime.

This seems inexplicable to me? Dry bread with cheddar on it is not as nice as buttered bread.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 June 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link

anastasians

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 June 2018 04:21 (five years ago) link

Whichever coworker of mine failed to ring out the sponge in the office breakroom after using it.

incel clown posse (naus), Friday, 8 June 2018 02:14 (five years ago) link

ppl at work who leave food in the sink strainer after rinsing their lunch containers

its gross & i hate it

if it’s your house whatever leave it idgaf but fuckin try not to be a dirtbag in public jeez

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link

Whichever coworker of mine failed to ring out the sponge in the office breakroom after using it.

i hope your breakroom has a kitchen, otherwise i'm wondering what this communal sponge is for.

lana del boy (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link

birth control, i assume

and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 June 2018 13:21 (five years ago) link

Addendum to bagel w hot sauce incident: I rarely ever complain but I did as my friends suggested it would be worth it. Ended up getting free coffee and a coffee mug :-/

Slippage (Ross), Friday, 8 June 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link

old co-worker still buys video games off me, but he low balls to insane degrees and asks me for games i won't sell (told him many times)

i'm selling him 8 PS2 games, 1 NES game and possibly a free gun for 15 CD. He's still asking me to sell PAC-MAN, yeah right buddy!

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 05:18 (five years ago) link

things you'll do for a cheeseburger

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 05:22 (five years ago) link

That's just straight opportunism, fuck that guy.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 06:04 (five years ago) link

agreed but the cheeseburger does taste pretty good so ymmv

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 06:15 (five years ago) link

cyclists that speed/put other people's lives at risk.

the other week a cyclist in van hit an older lady full on, forcing his bike to get mangled upon impact. she was in a state of shock. security guard took him away. you have to look both ways here and move carefully at times, cuz of shit like this

ya done (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link

Whichever coworker of mine failed to ring out the sponge in the office breakroom after using it.

― incel clown posse (naus), Thursday, June 7, 2018 7:14 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ppl at work who leave food in the sink strainer after rinsing their lunch containers

its gross & i hate it

if it’s your house whatever leave it idgaf but fuckin try not to be a dirtbag in public jeez

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, June 7, 2018 7:16 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

both of these things aggravate me daily. ppl seem to think of work as an opportunity to be a dirtbag in public

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link

Otm brad!!!

My co worker brings eggs and makes jokes about farts :-(

ya done (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

you might be surprised at the things that trigger you and actually aren't even comprehended as issues to others. yeah, they may be dirtbags, but sometimes it is in ignorance, rather than intention.

it's like when you are in switzerland and warned not to flush or shower after 9p. some argue it is not to be done, and there are like tenant rules, and that every not-an-ahole person knows that, and how could you not know that?

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

totally true - my co-worker actually laughs in an evil way about it, so yeah heh

ya done (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

you might be surprised at the things that trigger you and actually aren't even comprehended as issues to others

i am extremely aware of this

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

ppl seem to think of work as an opportunity to be a dirtbag in public

Otm.

I’m unlucky enough to work in an office where a non-zero amount of people don’t wash their hands after using the toilet. This seems as likely an explanation for why I keep getting sick as any!

But for small annoyances that others likely don’t notice - people speaking with their mouths full/while eating. Honestly envy people who don’t notice or get annoyed an unreasonable amount by this.

gyac, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

But for small annoyances that others likely don’t notice - people speaking with their mouths full/while eating. Honestly envy people who don’t notice or get annoyed an unreasonable amount by this.

― gyac, Tuesday, June 19, 2018 9:38 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah sorry about this one, sometimes my brain sends the signal to my mouth without remembering i'm in the process of chewing

flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

my favorite sign in office kitchen was "Please do not pour aquarium gravel down sink," which was only made more wtf by the fact that all of our kitchens have disposals.

second on washing after even being in washroom. also, ppl who cover sneezes with bare hand/s and don't immediately proceed to wash.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

clarification- never cover a sneeze with bare hand, but if you must...

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

Also surprise new entry that just happened - woman sitting in train aisle seat with head buried in her phone, headphones on doing her best to ignore me asking for the window seat! Was literally standing there a couple of minutes. Categorise this as any prick on public transport tbh! Shout out to the woman opposite who leaned over and literally waved her hand in the woman’s face to get her to stop ignoring me so I could sit.

gyac, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link

my favorite sign in office kitchen was "Please do not pour aquarium gravel down sink," which was only made more wtf by the fact that all of our kitchens have disposals.

Aquarium gravel will fuck up a sink disposal. Trust me.

pplains, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 17:02 (five years ago) link

^^^^^^^

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

Why are office workers even handling aquarium gravel on the regular?

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

I had to witness more bird-on-bird cannibalism today. Wasn’t close but the live one 100% FLEW OFF with the pecked-apart torso of the dead one which is just so fucked up, I mean what if that got dropped on you? Birds are disgusting fucking savages. Fucking ugh.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 05:05 (five years ago) link

Speaking of birds, walked to a nice park at 5.39 am today to watch the sun rise and crows cawed at me violently to leave upon entrance. It was so uncomfortable I left, I mean, early in the morning they own this city

lost in sublimation (Ross), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 13:11 (five years ago) link

I agree on birds except the carnivores. Those are dope.

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 21 June 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

can we not edgelord birds theyre cool not evil

Hunt3r, Thursday, 21 June 2018 14:42 (five years ago) link

We eat other mammals, birds can eat birds dude. Also birds are awesome.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 21 June 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

if you take the view that they are dinosaurs, does this enhance their coolness

~ cows come home (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 21 June 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link

yes bcz it means they survived the meteor which is more than we will

mark s, Thursday, 21 June 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link

what does edgelord mean as a verb?

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 June 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

i googled and did not find a satisfying answer

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 21 June 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

Actually it’s a good point. If I saw a human sitting on a patio chair holding a big piece of steak in his/her mouth, and then she/he jogged off at my approach while maintaining a no-hands, all-mandible grip on the steak, I’d post about that here too.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 June 2018 23:39 (five years ago) link

we are holding the birds to too high a standard here

rip van wanko, Thursday, 21 June 2018 23:46 (five years ago) link

birds got no hands Tombot, don't be speciesist

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 22 June 2018 01:14 (five years ago) link

i got hardmanned about edgelording on the intermemes and all i learnt was that birds are evil not cool

Hunt3r, Friday, 22 June 2018 02:55 (five years ago) link

I didn’t say evil or uncool I just pointed out that they are savages of the disgusting variety

the no-hands argument doesn’t work for anything, hands are not the things we use to be civil, you can still be thoughtful and decorous with no hands at all.

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2018 03:09 (five years ago) link

what does edgelord mean as a verb?

and is it anything like 'big bird' as a verb?

mookieproof, Friday, 22 June 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link

xp hm you specified "a no-hands, all-mandible grip" as the creepy thing tho

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 22 June 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link

A sentient, non-disgusting, civilized handless individual would be able to disclaim such an action by saying something to the effect of “I beg your pardon for what I am about to do” before grasping their fellow mammal’s flesh in their jaw and galloping forth.

Such a display of remorse would also imbue me, and perhaps any other unfortunate witnesses, with at least a modicum of confidence that the utterer would do their best not to drop the carcass flesh on some other poor soul.

Perhaps the bird I saw tried to communicate this. But he failed. And for that, I condemn his entire order.

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2018 04:16 (five years ago) link

Maybe because he failed to fully master the grammar of sign language? With no hands it's a tough call. On the other hand I recently met a corella who when preparing to spring out and attack, muttered "what are you doing, Robbie?" under his breath.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 22 June 2018 04:20 (five years ago) link

Your choice of user name betrays your biases in this debate

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 June 2018 04:26 (five years ago) link

aha but my 12 year old daughter chose it for me! Oddly prescient of her.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 22 June 2018 04:38 (five years ago) link


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