Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

(Feel like that sartorial confession just opened me up for inclusion itt.)

gulls are intelligent and malevolent enough to hate with full gusto

evil fucks

gulls are intelligent and malevolent enough to hate with full gusto

i admire this in birds, especially gulls, and how they piss off humans. what is wrong with you people?

I grew up around docks and work in an area of a coastal city plagued by gull ice-cream attacks dont fucking lecture me

ICE-CREAM ATTACKS THATS RIGHT

i'd leave the last couple of letters of the engraving unfinished just for maximum old man dgaf swag points

https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/you-had-one-job-funny-fails-61-57a0989b11380__605.jpg

OMG

I grew up around docks and work in an area of a coastal city plagued by gull ice-cream attacks dont fucking lecture me

― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 7:55 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WHERE DO YOU THINK I GREW YOU MR CLEAN NON-URINE PIPES? GULLS ROOL U DROOL

I was up my mother's last week and about 7pm there was masses of them congregating in the street outside, just sort of stalking around. Needless to say she doesn't live anywhere near the sea.

the illicit shit convo upthread is making me lol a little too loudly at work

i remember witnessing a gull literally fight and tear apart a crow in front of bc place

If you spend $500 on a Phish box set, you should have to go door to door and identify yourself to your neighbors. (Of course, they probably already know, or at least suspect.)

The Baker's Dozen: Live At Madison Square Garden To Be Released As 3-CD, 6-LP Sets & Complete 13 Show 36-CD Limited Box Set. Details: https://t.co/9YTIGq6juV #Phish #TheBakersDozen pic.twitter.com/pzQvJ8Ov3C

— Phish (@phish) June 6, 2018

See, I see things like that and wonder about the target market. If you love a band (any band) enough to shell out $500, you already have all their records, loads of B-sides, loads of live records.

The idea that there's something SO NEW on exactly this compilation that it is worth a week's salary seems bonkers to me. But then I am not a PhishHead / Phishohpile / Ichthyologist / Treymonger (or whatever they're called; don't tell me because I don't care).

i actually wish it were any of those

Oh hell, is it... Phans?

a weeks salary my god

Oh hell, is it... Phans?

― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 11:49 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm so sorry

Pheces

Phecophages iirc

Analstasi

I know the conversation has moved on, but

The fault is yours for making a sandwich that included both cheese and butter. You yourself belong in this thread for such a crime.

This seems inexplicable to me? Dry bread with cheddar on it is not as nice as buttered bread.

anastasians

Whichever coworker of mine failed to ring out the sponge in the office breakroom after using it.

ppl at work who leave food in the sink strainer after rinsing their lunch containers

its gross & i hate it

if it’s your house whatever leave it idgaf but fuckin try not to be a dirtbag in public jeez

Whichever coworker of mine failed to ring out the sponge in the office breakroom after using it.

i hope your breakroom has a kitchen, otherwise i'm wondering what this communal sponge is for.

birth control, i assume

Addendum to bagel w hot sauce incident: I rarely ever complain but I did as my friends suggested it would be worth it. Ended up getting free coffee and a coffee mug :-/

old co-worker still buys video games off me, but he low balls to insane degrees and asks me for games i won't sell (told him many times)

i'm selling him 8 PS2 games, 1 NES game and possibly a free gun for 15 CD. He's still asking me to sell PAC-MAN, yeah right buddy!

things you'll do for a cheeseburger

That's just straight opportunism, fuck that guy.

agreed but the cheeseburger does taste pretty good so ymmv

cyclists that speed/put other people's lives at risk.

the other week a cyclist in van hit an older lady full on, forcing his bike to get mangled upon impact. she was in a state of shock. security guard took him away. you have to look both ways here and move carefully at times, cuz of shit like this

Whichever coworker of mine failed to ring out the sponge in the office breakroom after using it.

― incel clown posse (naus), Thursday, June 7, 2018 7:14 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ppl at work who leave food in the sink strainer after rinsing their lunch containers

its gross & i hate it

if it’s your house whatever leave it idgaf but fuckin try not to be a dirtbag in public jeez

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, June 7, 2018 7:16 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

both of these things aggravate me daily. ppl seem to think of work as an opportunity to be a dirtbag in public

Otm brad!!!

My co worker brings eggs and makes jokes about farts :-(

you might be surprised at the things that trigger you and actually aren't even comprehended as issues to others. yeah, they may be dirtbags, but sometimes it is in ignorance, rather than intention.

it's like when you are in switzerland and warned not to flush or shower after 9p. some argue it is not to be done, and there are like tenant rules, and that every not-an-ahole person knows that, and how could you not know that?

totally true - my co-worker actually laughs in an evil way about it, so yeah heh

you might be surprised at the things that trigger you and actually aren't even comprehended as issues to others

i am extremely aware of this

ppl seem to think of work as an opportunity to be a dirtbag in public

I’m unlucky enough to work in an office where a non-zero amount of people don’t wash their hands after using the toilet. This seems as likely an explanation for why I keep getting sick as any!

But for small annoyances that others likely don’t notice - people speaking with their mouths full/while eating. Honestly envy people who don’t notice or get annoyed an unreasonable amount by this.

But for small annoyances that others likely don’t notice - people speaking with their mouths full/while eating. Honestly envy people who don’t notice or get annoyed an unreasonable amount by this.

― gyac, Tuesday, June 19, 2018 9:38 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh yeah sorry about this one, sometimes my brain sends the signal to my mouth without remembering i'm in the process of chewing

my favorite sign in office kitchen was "Please do not pour aquarium gravel down sink," which was only made more wtf by the fact that all of our kitchens have disposals.

second on washing after even being in washroom. also, ppl who cover sneezes with bare hand/s and don't immediately proceed to wash.

clarification- never cover a sneeze with bare hand, but if you must...

Also surprise new entry that just happened - woman sitting in train aisle seat with head buried in her phone, headphones on doing her best to ignore me asking for the window seat! Was literally standing there a couple of minutes. Categorise this as any prick on public transport tbh! Shout out to the woman opposite who leaned over and literally waved her hand in the woman’s face to get her to stop ignoring me so I could sit.

my favorite sign in office kitchen was "Please do not pour aquarium gravel down sink," which was only made more wtf by the fact that all of our kitchens have disposals.

Aquarium gravel will fuck up a sink disposal. Trust me.

^^^^^^^

Why are office workers even handling aquarium gravel on the regular?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/v7WLkdqLky0/maxresdefault.jpg

I had to witness more bird-on-bird cannibalism today. Wasn’t close but the live one 100% FLEW OFF with the pecked-apart torso of the dead one which is just so fucked up, I mean what if that got dropped on you? Birds are disgusting fucking savages. Fucking ugh.

Speaking of birds, walked to a nice park at 5.39 am today to watch the sun rise and crows cawed at me violently to leave upon entrance. It was so uncomfortable I left, I mean, early in the morning they own this city

I agree on birds except the carnivores. Those are dope.

can we not edgelord birds theyre cool not evil