There are degrees. WKIW a robin but a goose can suck a fuck.
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link
corvids ftw
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link
I love birds, it's those sadistic stinking furballs that hunt them that can fuck right off, or "snakes with fur" or "breath stealing night-wraiths" or whatever you call them.
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link
Birds are awesome other than seagulls which are the dumbest most useless fuckheads. At least a crow has the dignity to wait until you leave to eat your food. Seagulls just grab it out your hand. Also they fly around at 2 am screaming in their high pitched whinny and wake up the neighbourhood.
Update on bagel hot sauce ordeal: went to complain as a friend suggested i should. There was an English barrier and they had no idea why I was complaining. I left wondering why the fuck did I bother.
― synonym toast crunch (Ross), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link
Is it cool if I get your last sentence engraved on my tombstone?
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link
^ I would be honoured man
― synonym toast crunch (Ross), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link
i'd leave the last couple of letters of the engraving unfinished just for maximum old man dgaf swag points
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
gulls totally revel in their disgusting savagery, horribly cruel and beautiful monsters
― William Thinkpiece Hackery (NickB), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:58 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAgSF2SVRCIhere is some proof of the disgusting savagery!
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link
Lol
― synonym toast crunch (Ross), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link
People who dislike seagulls.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 9:53 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
No joke, I am wearing these socks rn:
https://media.blueq.com/modules/imageresizer/0fb/e2d/d2360464ce/480x640.jpg
So the gesture would also be in the service of scoring 'Old Lunch being Old Lunch' points.
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link
(Feel like that sartorial confession just opened me up for inclusion itt.)
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link
gulls are intelligent and malevolent enough to hate with full gusto
evil fucks
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link
i admire this in birds, especially gulls, and how they piss off humans. what is wrong with you people?
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link
I grew up around docks and work in an area of a coastal city plagued by gull ice-cream attacks dont fucking lecture me
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link
ICE-CREAM ATTACKS THATS RIGHT
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/you-had-one-job-funny-fails-61-57a0989b11380__605.jpg
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link
OMG
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 7:55 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
WHERE DO YOU THINK I GREW YOU MR CLEAN NON-URINE PIPES? GULLS ROOL U DROOL
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link
I was up my mother's last week and about 7pm there was masses of them congregating in the street outside, just sort of stalking around. Needless to say she doesn't live anywhere near the sea.
― We can be herpes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link
the illicit shit convo upthread is making me lol a little too loudly at work
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link
i remember witnessing a gull literally fight and tear apart a crow in front of bc place
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link
If you spend $500 on a Phish box set, you should have to go door to door and identify yourself to your neighbors. (Of course, they probably already know, or at least suspect.)
The Baker's Dozen: Live At Madison Square Garden To Be Released As 3-CD, 6-LP Sets & Complete 13 Show 36-CD Limited Box Set. Details: https://t.co/9YTIGq6juV #Phish #TheBakersDozen pic.twitter.com/pzQvJ8Ov3C— Phish (@phish) June 6, 2018
― grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link
See, I see things like that and wonder about the target market. If you love a band (any band) enough to shell out $500, you already have all their records, loads of B-sides, loads of live records.
The idea that there's something SO NEW on exactly this compilation that it is worth a week's salary seems bonkers to me. But then I am not a PhishHead / Phishohpile / Ichthyologist / Treymonger (or whatever they're called; don't tell me because I don't care).
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link
i actually wish it were any of those
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link
Oh hell, is it... Phans?
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
a weeks salary my god
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 11:49 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm so sorry
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link
Pheces
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link
Phecophages iirc
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link
Analstasi
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link
I know the conversation has moved on, but
The fault is yours for making a sandwich that included both cheese and butter. You yourself belong in this thread for such a crime.
This seems inexplicable to me? Dry bread with cheddar on it is not as nice as buttered bread.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 June 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link
anastasians
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 June 2018 04:21 (five years ago) link
Whichever coworker of mine failed to ring out the sponge in the office breakroom after using it.
― incel clown posse (naus), Friday, 8 June 2018 02:14 (five years ago) link
ppl at work who leave food in the sink strainer after rinsing their lunch containersits gross & i hate itif it’s your house whatever leave it idgaf but fuckin try not to be a dirtbag in public jeez
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link
i hope your breakroom has a kitchen, otherwise i'm wondering what this communal sponge is for.
― lana del boy (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link
birth control, i assume
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 June 2018 13:21 (five years ago) link
Addendum to bagel w hot sauce incident: I rarely ever complain but I did as my friends suggested it would be worth it. Ended up getting free coffee and a coffee mug :-/
― Slippage (Ross), Friday, 8 June 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link
old co-worker still buys video games off me, but he low balls to insane degrees and asks me for games i won't sell (told him many times)
i'm selling him 8 PS2 games, 1 NES game and possibly a free gun for 15 CD. He's still asking me to sell PAC-MAN, yeah right buddy!
― sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 05:18 (five years ago) link
things you'll do for a cheeseburger
― sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 05:22 (five years ago) link
That's just straight opportunism, fuck that guy.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 06:04 (five years ago) link
agreed but the cheeseburger does taste pretty good so ymmv
― sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 06:15 (five years ago) link
cyclists that speed/put other people's lives at risk.
the other week a cyclist in van hit an older lady full on, forcing his bike to get mangled upon impact. she was in a state of shock. security guard took him away. you have to look both ways here and move carefully at times, cuz of shit like this
― ya done (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 15:59 (five years ago) link
― incel clown posse (naus), Thursday, June 7, 2018 7:14 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ppl at work who leave food in the sink strainer after rinsing their lunch containers
its gross & i hate it
if it’s your house whatever leave it idgaf but fuckin try not to be a dirtbag in public jeez
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, June 7, 2018 7:16 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
both of these things aggravate me daily. ppl seem to think of work as an opportunity to be a dirtbag in public
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:09 (five years ago) link
Otm brad!!!
My co worker brings eggs and makes jokes about farts :-(
― ya done (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link
you might be surprised at the things that trigger you and actually aren't even comprehended as issues to others. yeah, they may be dirtbags, but sometimes it is in ignorance, rather than intention.
it's like when you are in switzerland and warned not to flush or shower after 9p. some argue it is not to be done, and there are like tenant rules, and that every not-an-ahole person knows that, and how could you not know that?
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link
totally true - my co-worker actually laughs in an evil way about it, so yeah heh
― ya done (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link
you might be surprised at the things that trigger you and actually aren't even comprehended as issues to others
i am extremely aware of this
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link
ppl seem to think of work as an opportunity to be a dirtbag in public
I’m unlucky enough to work in an office where a non-zero amount of people don’t wash their hands after using the toilet. This seems as likely an explanation for why I keep getting sick as any!
But for small annoyances that others likely don’t notice - people speaking with their mouths full/while eating. Honestly envy people who don’t notice or get annoyed an unreasonable amount by this.
― gyac, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link